Miley Cyrus Still Wearing Them Dang Ol’ Itty Bitty Dresses To Perlates Class And Other News

April 17th, 2012 // 31 Comments

- Cute Russian girls are apparently on the prowl. [theCHIVE]

- Emma Watson finally found someone who won’t yell “Three points for Gryffindor!” post-coital. Let her have this. [Lainey Gossip]

- The NRA has officially lost its shit. [BuzzFeed]

- Jose Canseco just fucked Al Gore‘s mind. [Dlisted]

- Radiohead’s Entire Live Performance at Coachella 2012 [Heavy]

- Scarlett Johannson apparently thought she could bang Sean Penn without anyone finding out. [TooFab]

- Jessica Alba does pro-wrestling. [Bleacher Report]

- Maria Menounos has feet? Since when? [Popoholic]

- Kate Upton does Harper’s Bazaar. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kendall Jenner‘s bikini photo shoot looks like another wonderful Kris Jenner Mother of the Year production. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Remember those insane Sara Jean Underwood Esquire shots? It had outtakes. Sweet, sweet outtakes. [IDLYITW]

- Kelsey Grammer had his wife’s name tattooed on his hip. Smart. [Celebslam]

- Battleship is making a ton of money overseas. Not good. [FilmDrunk]

- Hologram Tupac might be going on tour now. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. herbiefrog

    actually seems to be a pant suit…

    …but looking better every day : ))

  2. Cock Dr

    She can bare it, tan it, shake it and tattoo it, and I still don’t give a damn. Punkinhead is BORING.

  3. Miley Cyrus Skull Print Minidress
    Cilo
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got a billion dollars, great legs and I’ve got a boner. I don’t see the problem here.

  4. Miley Cyrus Skull Print Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think Miley is wearing a mini dress. I think it’s a shorts jumper.

  5. Thank God for Sara
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/17/SaraUnderwood-340_226.jpg[/img]

    Thanks Fish for the link

  6. EricLr

    Miley could make a $10,000 dress look like it came from a trailer park yard sale.

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    Carl
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    Miley looks amazing here. Lovely.

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    Alison
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, that’s not a dress at all.

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    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    I always wondered who was shopping at hot topic!

  10. bonerfest2011

    Anything that’ll actually support her tits. They’ve been looking a little…disheveled lately.

  11. Frank Burns

    The dress originally had the smiling faces of children on it instead of skulls, but the fumes from her vadge stripped the flesh from their skulls. True story.

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    White Bull
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s see, three days ago she wore a dress that looked like painted on her body and nothing else. Today, a dress that’s more a loose tank top. Naked pictures in 3… 2… 1…

  13. El Jefe

    Miley is banging, no denying that.

  14. Miley Cyrus Skull Print Minidress
    Meia
    Commented on this photo:

    Her vajaja is only like 1mm away from exposing

    • Wet Monkey

      Look at her black dress pics. Nothing left to expose. It’s like watching whore incarnate emerge. Must admit somehow it wasn’t the cathartic experience I imagined it would be.

  15. JN

    That’s not a dress.

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    rick
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are shorts of some sort, not a dress.

  17. joe

    Please stop posting about this low-class stupid bitch. She’s not even hot.

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    girl dylan
    Commented on this photo:

    nice shirt!

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    Fuzzbutt
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a romper….which is…odd.

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    Humphries
    Commented on this photo:

    I always thought Ghost Rider rode a Harley……

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    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t explain it, but my little friend really wants to do her.

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    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    its romper… not a dress…

  23. Batman

    I don’t know what it is, but she looks like she smells like ham.

  24. JR

    I love ham so if she does smell like ham I’d probably enjoy playing with her ass even more.

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    BK
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a romper, not a mini dress. That means her vagoo will be covered.

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    sam
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s NOT a “minidress”, it’s shorts…..get your eyes checked

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