Miley Cyrus Still Wearing Them Dang Ol’ Itty Bitty Dresses To Perlates Class And Other News

- Cute Russian girls are apparently on the prowl. [theCHIVE]

- Emma Watson finally found someone who won’t yell “Three points for Gryffindor!” post-coital. Let her have this. [Lainey Gossip]

- The NRA has officially lost its shit. [BuzzFeed]

- Jose Canseco just fucked Al Gore’s mind. [Dlisted]

- Radiohead’s Entire Live Performance at Coachella 2012 [Heavy]

- Scarlett Johannson apparently thought she could bang Sean Penn without anyone finding out. [TooFab]

- Jessica Alba does pro-wrestling. [Bleacher Report]

- Maria Menounos has feet? Since when? [Popoholic]

- Kate Upton does Harper’s Bazaar. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kendall Jenner’s bikini photo shoot looks like another wonderful Kris Jenner Mother of the Year production. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Remember those insane Sara Jean Underwood Esquire shots? It had outtakes. Sweet, sweet outtakes. [IDLYITW]

- Kelsey Grammer had his wife’s name tattooed on his hip. Smart. [Celebslam]

- Battleship is making a ton of money overseas. Not good. [FilmDrunk]

- Hologram Tupac might be going on tour now. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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