Miley Cyrus Wears Thongs, Isn’t A Never-Nude

The Superficial / July 22, 2013

Full Disclosure: This was originally going to be a post about Miley Cyrus being a never-nude, but then she went and flashed her thong while drunkenly getting into a car in London. Granted, nothing’s stopping me from leading with the never-nude shots, per se, except Mulletspawn vagina is probably our most stable form of Internet currency. Two Billy Ray wiener tunnels are worth one cat playing the piano if I’m adjusting for inflation correctly.

Photos: Splash News