Miley Cyrus Wears Thongs, Isn’t A Never-Nude

July 22nd, 2013 // 18 Comments

Full Disclosure: This was originally going to be a post about Miley Cyrus being a never-nude, but then she went and flashed her thong while drunkenly getting into a car in London. Granted, nothing’s stopping me from leading with the never-nude shots, per se, except Mulletspawn vagina is probably our most stable form of Internet currency. Two Billy Ray wiener tunnels are worth one cat playing the piano if I’m adjusting for inflation correctly.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Ben Dover

    fuckin homely hillbilly

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    Dang ol nice razor work there Miss Montanny. Daddy done raised you right.

  3. right

    When you publish pictures of her like this, photo out her face. You ruin the wank leaving her face in.

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    Cock Dr
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    TEEF

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    Cock Dr
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    This is the only shot without da teef.

  6. Mr. Sensitive

    …wipe…wipe….wipe…

    - driver, 5 minutes after

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    cc
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    Looks like you’d be in for a smooth landing.

  8. There’s no way someone like her is a never nude. Never nudes don’t like to draw attention to their bodies. With the way Miley dresses and carries herself, she’s an exhibitionist imo.

  9. Cleo

    Looking more and more like Gollum everyday.

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    BetterBelieveIt
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    Its about time we get some good shots of this BEAUTIFUL girl!!!

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    BetterBelieveIt
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    EXTREMELY HOT!!

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    “Shoot! My dang ol’ camera went off an took a picture up my skirt! Oh well… better post it to instagram an ask everyone to respect my privacy.”

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    Teddy
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    Ewwwwwwww! What’s that dead fish smell?….oh it’s only milly

  14. Jim Kunis

    It would just be so fricking AWESOME to tap that babe everyday!!!

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    DAMN THOSE SOME NICE LEGS!!!!

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    Mr. Fahrenheit
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    Okay, I need a short rant about something that has bothered me for years. That pic Fish referred to is not really “naked.” I’m sick of hearing that Such and Such posed topless, only to find a pic of an attractive woman with no shirt on, but her hands are covering her nipples, or text is strategically placed covering up the fun bits. NOT naked. It’s like wearing a shirt made out of letters or hands. Naked = Nipples/genitals visible.

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    She looks like a little downs syndrome kid here. No disrespect for those who really have that issue. But seriously.

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