Miley Cyrus Got A Tattoo Of Jerry Sandusky’s Favorite Teddy Roosevelt Quote

July 12th, 2012 // 44 Comments
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Penn State is going to consume this entire day, isn’t it?

Miley Cyrus is up to her 15th tattoo now, and she’s apparently just writing whatever the fuck on her people pelt because this time around it’s a Teddy Roosevelt quote who I almost guarantee Miley thinks is the KFC guy:

“So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.”

Which would be cool (not really) if The Huffington Post didn’t just point out it’s the same quote used in Richard Nixon’s resignation speech and a letter Jerry Sandusky wrote to his victims. Even worse, Bristol Palin‘s ghostwriter used it in her autobiography. But before everyone accuses Miley Cyrus of having the same taste as some of the shittiest people in the world, let’s just be amazed she can read. I would’ve never called that.

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  1. achilles wrath

    It’s not even a meaningful quote!

    • Schmidtler

      It’s the very tail end of a much, much longer quote that in it’s entirety is somewhat inspiring.

  2. El Jefe

    This chick is officially a fucking retard.

  3. Dick Hell

    The fact that she has a tattoo of a quote is not evidence that she can read all them funny wiggly lines.

  4. RisingDragonFist

    So that this here place sh’aint never be with them cold ‘uns who never did no victor ner his feet

  5. She should have had a picture of Teddy Roosevelt tattooed above her snootch and she could have grown his moustache.

    • Dick Hell

      I don’t know why the buttons only work about half the time but please accept my invisible thumbs up.

  6. Jake

    I’d love to fuck this hillbilly.

  7. Miley Cyrus Midriff Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Fug white trash.

  8. Mr. Poop

    what a talentless whore

  9. voy

    great tatoo for a person who has never had to fight for a thing in her life.

    • No true. You have no idea how many uncles, cousins, and even a few aunts she fights off nightly in the ” Big room full o them mattress’ “.

    • JC

      Don’t you say that! She’s struggled! Do you know how many times she’s had to ‘rassle her daddy’s angry penis until it lay back down and cried white tears of defeat?

  10. Dan Quayle

    Chinese knockoff implants

  11. Dude of Dudes

    Right above her twat it reads “Daddy’s Front Porch”.

  12. > I agree with achilles wrath that it’s not a meaningful quote. You need to read the entire quote to make sense out of it.
    ” It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat. ”
    > Totally different meaning from just reading the last sentence. Great words from a man who lived in a time when people actually wrote the words they spoke to an audience.
    > Back to Miley for a minute. I think it would have been more appropriate if she had the ENTIRE quote placed on her back in 24 point Helvetian type. Any extra words could have gone onto that tight little ass of hers.
    > Oh and just in case anyone forgot TCLTC.

  13. USDA Prime McBeef

    The real story here is she was photographed multiple times with her mouth closed.

  14. Miley Cyrus Midriff Yoga Pants
    Lord Invader
    Commented on this photo:

    They really shouldn’t stock the bumper stickers so close to the pot-themed jewelry at Spencer Gifts.

  15. Cindy Elmwood

    That’s a pretty sweet van behind her.

  16. Miley Cyrus Midriff Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Yuck. Paparazzi are such stalkers.

    • Marie

      Nice F U to all victims of childhood sexual abuse. Christ…what an immatur, sensitive young woman!

      • Marie

        My comment was aimed at Miley and her choice of tattoo. As far as the paparazzi go, there are agreements made with many of them and is a win win. Guess how many tip them off ahead but then public ally complain or even threaten court action (publically of course ) ? ALOT.

  17. vgrly

    Why doesn’t she just get something more simple and would make sense to her like “Made in the U.S.A”?

  18. Finally… an idiotic tattoo that people who can’t read Chinese characters can also laugh about.

  19. alex

    Okay you fucking idiots, its a FANTASTIC tattoo for a young pop starlet. (I agree with Mumra above)

    Basically, the quote means, “you can only really know what success and defeat feels like if you’ve taken your own shot at the title.” Even the comments on this very thread make her justified in choosing that quote. A bunch of fucking idiot armchair quarterbacks—this kid has become a huge success in TV, film and music. Like her or not, respect her or not, she’s the one in that photo and she’s the one that succeeds or fails.

    • Doug MacRay

      Why ink yourself with a TR quote when you can read it in a book?
      There are books full of memorable quotes, why print them on your body?
      Just some innate need to show others that you aren’t simply shallow when the act it self show the depth of your intellect ?

    • fuckityfuck

      She didnt start out as a poor aspiring actress/singer living on the street, she was born into a family of “performers” and chose to go the same route, she didnt fight for shit and i doubt she ever will. Shes made no choice to further her education at this point and all shes ever seen doing is wandering aimlessly through life, the best thing shes done yet is fix her teeth. You have your opinions now let everyone else have theirs.

  20. Cock Dr

    Keep inking Pumpkinhead. I’m sure the cumulative results will be gorgeous.

  21. Miley Cyrus Midriff Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I always wondered whatever happened to the Corningwaremobile.

  22. Schmidtler

    The whole concept of any tattoo being profoundly wise to me is an oxymoron, since the very act of permanently defacing one’s body is completely and utterly retarded.

  23. Come on

    The entire quote is absolutely amazing. Let’s not sully it by associating it with Miley or that Sandusky piece of garbage.

  24. welldoneson

    Slim, very good shape, millionaire… yeah, she’s just SO awful.

    you idiots.

  25. SuperBat-Spider America

    Huge fan of TR, who would have been the first to douse Sandusky in gasoline and set him on fire.

  26. Round Tree

    I love Miley posts. The hilariously funny hatred flows so naturally through the comments. Feel like the emperor in Star Wars going: Good, Good.

  27. All tattoos are stupid and ugly.

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      I’m not sure, but idiots getting tattoos by the dozen seems to have started just as customizing vans fell out of favor. No more airbrushed landscapes with Harleys, Elvis, and Indian warriors on horseback next to women with improbable chests; now idiots have that stuff done on their own skin. Is this progress?


      TIme for a few drinks.

  28. TSDrocks@

    Miley must have pressed pause when watching Red Dawn. The exact quote is on a statue in the movie.

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