Penn State is going to consume this entire day, isn’t it?
Miley Cyrus is up to her 15th tattoo now, and she’s apparently just writing whatever the fuck on her people pelt because this time around it’s a Teddy Roosevelt quote who I almost guarantee Miley thinks is the KFC guy:
“So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat.”
Which would be cool (not really) if The Huffington Post didn’t just point out it’s the same quote used in Richard Nixon’s resignation speech and a letter Jerry Sandusky wrote to his victims. Even worse, Bristol Palin‘s ghostwriter used it in her autobiography. But before everyone accuses Miley Cyrus of having the same taste as some of the shittiest people in the world, let’s just be amazed she can read. I would’ve never called that.