“Whoo-eey! That’s good wiener.”
(I don’t really have anything to add this. I just like chronicling Miley Cyrus’s journey to become the new Britney Spears. It amuses me.)
Photo: Pacific Coast News
She looks like her dad. Except with a monkey face. Ugh, so long shameful boner. It’s been real.
She is way ahead of her game, she is turning into Amy Winehouse in record time.
That tattoo has secured her position as Miss Downriver, Backwoods, Hollywood Trash. Homegirl is all class.
diet creme ha…
So thats what a billionaire looks like.
Why the fuck is there a dreamcatcher in her armpit, what she couldnt get her armpit hair braid like that. goddamn she has to be appalling to all senses in person.
How is this the closest to a side-boob this paparazzo got while she was wearing that shirt? Slacker.
Seriously, talk about a wasted opportunity. Dude must be gay to not catch it. Unless she was being strategic. Still, I would have thrown a packet of ketchup on the ground, and ask her to pick it up because of my “achy back.” *wink-wink*
“Shoosh! I ain’t swallowed this many weiners since the Cyrus family reunion!”
Ach, you beat me to it yer bastard.
A dream catcher conveniently placed within the side boob perimeter. That sends a pretty clear message. I’m guessing she has a bear trap tattooed over her cooch?
Hand to GOD I thought this was a clip of stills from Joe Dirt.
On a side note, doesn’t Zagat have better things to do than frequent hot dog carts? Which reminds me, did you hear they gave 2 thumbs up to the video cat plays piano?
I’m so glad there are 18 photos here to document this occasion.
the pokies were nice, pic 16, can’t see all the crap in that shot
She looks like a damn carny. Smells like cabbage.
Wait… is that a DREAMCATCHER tattoo on her ribs?!? That is about as redneckish as you get. Big and ugly – probably seemed like a good idea at the time…
To be fair, a confederate flag inked in the same place would have made her 10 points higher on the redneck scale. She showed restraint.
How about the giant angel wing tattoos her mother has on her back? That would have to blow the top off the redneck scale.
I have it on good authority that when you squeeze Miley’s tits, they play ‘Dixie’, just like the car in the dukes of hazzard.
Saggier tank top than Taylor Momsen and no sideboob? Or fullboob?
I’ve never actually SEEN a woman tattoo armpit hair under her arm before! “Sexy!”
Leave her alone fuckin haterz. GET A LIFE.
That can’t really be her? For a second a thought this was some redneck dude like Joe Dirt.
Also WTF? at that tattoo.
Just another hungover crackhead in Los Angeles.
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