“Whoo-eey! That’s good wiener.”
(I don’t really have anything to add this. I just like chronicling Miley Cyrus‘s journey to become the new Britney Spears. It amuses me.)
Photo: Pacific Coast News
g’uh I suck at life, why do I check you fish!!!
What a fucking hick
First words the popped into my head
First thing I thought was, “Can I PLEEEEASE stick my tongue in your asshole Miley??!?!?!?!?” What a hawtie!!
I heard she’s pretty good at stuffing meat in her mouth.
LOL, judging from this photos I think you are right!
Yay, Mary Jane, yay :D
I got a weiner she can stuff in between those fat little cheeks.
Do they not sell bras down there in hillbilly land aka the south?
Don’t encourage bra wearing. Just don’t.
You’d rather they sag to her belly button by the time she’s 30? Cause that’s what not wearing a bra does to a girl.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the envy of the south.
If youd left your trailer park anytime other than to rim al gores asshole after his Busch Light draft/ hooters HOT HOT wing night, youd know that people are the same everywhere, no matter the state/ region.
If by trailer you mean my 10,000 sq.ft home, then you are right.
The people in the south are dumbfucks, everyone knows that.
Look no further than the Casey Anthony verdict as evidence of that.
You have to be a complete fucking idiot, or from the south to misconstrue my comment as envy for the south.
I have a house in Boca Raton for winter time which is one of the only civilized places in Florida along with Naples and The Keys, but that is only because all the people that own homes in those area are not from Florida.
Stereotypes exist for a reason because they are usually true, for better or for worse.
If people were envious of the south they would move their corporate headquarters there, move Wall St there, the movies studios etc. No one is.
Funny thing about you that proves you are full of shit…is anytime anyone says anything about you, you go off on an internet ” I HAVE XXXXXX AMOUNT OF THIS” and “im RICH” etc etc…so no, youre not. Its obvious the amount of class you lack so it just doesnt fit. Sorry, try it over on your NAMBLA site or wherever else your compulsive liar clones hang out.
Ive lived in 32 states and EVERY single one of them had stupid as people, trailer parks, bad drivers, inbreds, fat asses, drug addicts, alcoholics etc. Ohio was the WORST and its not the south. Same with Indiana…so again, save it for those that dont know any better kiddo.
Boca huh? I have relatives there that are from there that live there year round, so there another one of your myths busted.
TONS are envious, you included. Why dream of having a doublewide (10000 sq ft house is your definition of that Im guessing) in Boca if you arent?
No one gives a shit about you or your type. All you do is talk shit, promote wacko views and make stupid comments.
Your a lying, internet pseudo millionaire wanna be that goes online to live vicariously through others and brag about stuff you dont have. Your a dime a dozen kid…and have been being made fun of since the internet was “invented” by your idol al gore (according to the person that so aptly nailed you spot on in the previous comment that pissed you off.)
@Karen Richards You basically print out Venom’s postings and use that paper to pick up dog turds. Then you get the real picture of Venom’s life.
lmao, I’m such a fuck up
Actually Wilmington, NC has several movie studios. Of course it’s not Hollywood, but its nickname is the “Hollywood of the East”. If you care to look, you’ll see several shows and films you are familiar with are filmed by studios there.
Karen, why don’t you let someone not from the south defend it. I mean, honestly I am so sick of people from the south defending it. I’ve been to every southern state for my job and I will tell you it is all the same. No one from the south is going to admit that the state they live in is bad.
I’m from the South, and guess what? It’s bad. But Ohio is pretty fucking bad and it’s not the south, so suck one, all yalls.
Let me explain something to you Lisa. People from the south defend the south because they’re from the fucking south. You can’t stick up for something you know nothing about. You are fucking retarded.
B.O. for sure
If I was the vendor I wouldve just put my penis on a bun and rammed it down her throat like I was bouncing her head off a bar.
You really would have risked that she wouldn’t have bitten down on it with those Bucky Beaver teeth?
That was yesterday.
I’ve since gotten rid of my demon seed and am rethinking my post.
All bad dreams enter the body through the armpit. SCIENCE FACT!
Deodorant isn’t enough anymore?
“Eh, not as salty as daddy’s.”
you sick f*cking perverted freak
See, those dream catchers do work. She dreamed of wieners, and now there’s a truck full of them. It’s even better than the truck full of roosters, aka cocks, that she stopped last week. Next week: The tour bus from the Convention of Guys Named, Richard.
“You look good with a wiener in your mouth”
Name the movie
Rocco’s Cumsluts 18?
Field of Wet Dreams
One Night in Paris?
Why the hell is she dressed like a slutty truck driver?
Is she actually skinny like a holocaust victim or is it just an optical illusion caused by Billy Ray’s sweaty post-sex undershirt?
Pic 11 – the quintessential Miley Cyrus.
Anything from here on in is anti-climactic.
“Daddy says this is where ma baby sister is comin from…”
Really? A dream catcher in her armpit?
that’s where she heard dreams come from.
Early betting line from Las Vegas:
Miley Cyrus vs. Joey Chestnut at Nathan’s. July 4th, 2012
Miley opens as a 2-1 favorite.
Yes, but only if the contest is to suck the hot dogs.
She is frighteningly skinny! Like LeAnn Rhymes bony ass bulemic/anorexic skinny!! Look at her legs! She’ll be throwing that hot dog up later!!
Photo#1 poster…It only says eat. Nothing about digesting.
Braless & shoving weiners in her mouth. Yep – Brittany pt II
By the way, I stumbled onto Austin Powers Goldmember the other night, and my god, I’d forgotten how unbelievably smokin hot Spears used to be. Drop dead knockout hot. So realistically, Miley isn’t “the new Brittany” because Miley at her all time “pedo-bear approved” best doesn’t even rate on the same scale as the Britster.
She was ok in that music video where she was in a birdcage.
This is what happens when we teach our children to just be themselves.
She looks like her dad. Except with a monkey face. Ugh, so long shameful boner. It’s been real.
She is way ahead of her game, she is turning into Amy Winehouse in record time.
That tattoo has secured her position as Miss Downriver, Backwoods, Hollywood Trash. Homegirl is all class.
diet creme ha…
So thats what a billionaire looks like.
Why the fuck is there a dreamcatcher in her armpit, what she couldnt get her armpit hair braid like that. goddamn she has to be appalling to all senses in person.
How is this the closest to a side-boob this paparazzo got while she was wearing that shirt? Slacker.
Seriously, talk about a wasted opportunity. Dude must be gay to not catch it. Unless she was being strategic. Still, I would have thrown a packet of ketchup on the ground, and ask her to pick it up because of my “achy back.” *wink-wink*
“Shoosh! I ain’t swallowed this many weiners since the Cyrus family reunion!”
Ach, you beat me to it yer bastard.
A dream catcher conveniently placed within the side boob perimeter. That sends a pretty clear message. I’m guessing she has a bear trap tattooed over her cooch?
Hand to GOD I thought this was a clip of stills from Joe Dirt.
On a side note, doesn’t Zagat have better things to do than frequent hot dog carts? Which reminds me, did you hear they gave 2 thumbs up to the video cat plays piano?
I’m so glad there are 18 photos here to document this occasion.
the pokies were nice, pic 16, can’t see all the crap in that shot
She looks like a damn carny. Smells like cabbage.
Wait… is that a DREAMCATCHER tattoo on her ribs?!? That is about as redneckish as you get. Big and ugly – probably seemed like a good idea at the time…
To be fair, a confederate flag inked in the same place would have made her 10 points higher on the redneck scale. She showed restraint.
How about the giant angel wing tattoos her mother has on her back? That would have to blow the top off the redneck scale.
I have it on good authority that when you squeeze Miley’s tits, they play ‘Dixie’, just like the car in the dukes of hazzard.
Saggier tank top than Taylor Momsen and no sideboob? Or fullboob?
I’ve never actually SEEN a woman tattoo armpit hair under her arm before! “Sexy!”
Leave her alone fuckin haterz. GET A LIFE.
That can’t really be her? For a second a thought this was some redneck dude like Joe Dirt.
Also WTF? at that tattoo.
Just another hungover crackhead in Los Angeles.
Given the chance, I’m sure her dad would have sex with her.
“dad would have sex with her…”
Excuse me while I stop laughing… loll
You’re kidding yourself if you think that family tree has more than one branch.
Mark my words, her first child will pop out of the womb with a full mullet humming to Achy Breaky. At the pace she’s going, I give her a year before she’s Mama Miley. The line-art dream catcher in her armpit says it all.
you will need a real desperate american?
…………..CALL PARIS, OR HER PERSON IS IS JUST AS BAD!!
I can easily picture her in a flophouse in 5 years, shooting up heroin between her toes while three guys run a train on her.
Is it wrong that that scene turns me on a little?
In 10 years she’ll look exactly like Kid Rock.
GET IN MA BELLAY!!!
wow! that looked like really good sex with a poor little limp wiener.
What a slag!
I’m so glad I’m over my Miley crush. And just in time before she’ll get fat. (As I always suspected she would.) Now all I see is the trash she always was hidden behind Disney’s PR machine.
o/~ “My weiner has a first name…it’s M-I-L-E-Y. My weiner has a second name…it’s F-A-M-E-W-H-O-R-E…” o/~
well it could be worse. She could be my FWB.
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