Miley Cyrus Realized Her Tattoos Are Retarded
“Whadda ya mean they ain’t got fritters?”
Here’s Miley Cyrus outside a tattoo laser removal center yesterday because apparently she took a good look at her mom and realized she’s on a collision course with Bret Michael’s penis. And before everyone gets their titties in a tornado, I have absolutely nothing against tattoos. I’m simply citing case study after case study of rednecks that have them and are ruining it for everyone who’s mad at their dad. Filthy varmints.