Miley Cyrus Realized Her Tattoos Are Retarded

November 23rd, 2011 // 32 Comments

“Whadda ya mean they ain’t got fritters?”

Here’s Miley Cyrus outside a tattoo laser removal center yesterday because apparently she took a good look at her mom and realized she’s on a collision course with Bret Michael‘s penis. And before everyone gets their titties in a tornado, I have absolutely nothing against tattoos. I’m simply citing case study after case study of rednecks that have them and are ruining it for everyone who’s mad at their dad. Filthy varmints.

Photos: Flynet


  1. “Only $30,000 for this Lexus! That Demi Moore don’t know what things are worth!”

  2. Satan's bitch

    “Hey y’all! Watch THIS!”

  3. cc

    How do retards realize that things are retarded? Isn’t that a bit like a skunk smelling itself?

  4. Queef Sister

    Oh man I’m gonna wear out “titties in a tornado” this Thanksgiving.

  5. Brit Boys Are Cool

    What an ugly chipmunk.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Is that the face she makes when Parker puts it up her butt?

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  8. Bad roughmanship

    Message to sminorff I like it fluffed.

  9. riptide

    Don’t rednecks need those tattoos to communicate and recognize each other in the wild? But I guess it’s better to remove those tattoos before she gets fat.

  10. Miley Cyrus Tattoo Removal
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    My most base primal urges make me want to do things to her

  11. biter bynight

    she probably spent some time hanging around her brother.

  12. She’s still alive? I just assumed since I only get my news from Fish and he hadn’t posted anything about her in awhile.

  13. Miley Cyrus Tattoo Removal
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    Not Seen In Photo: tattoos

  14. Why do I hear yodeling in my head when I look at this picture?

  15. Venom

    I will have to give it to her, I respect the fact that she realizes those tattoos are hideous and trashy.

  16. Mick - Tattoo U

    I thought you have to be over 18 in the US to get a tattoo, or it’s a crime for the artist. But, in CA, what the hey, they won’t put you to jail anyway.

    There are a lot of monsters out there in CA that will do anything to anybody for a a few bucks!

    Thank God, for tattoo removal doctors.

  17. See Alice

    It’s best for her to get rid of the tattoos . Tattoo ink on females may one the causes of Autism in offsring .

  18. Arzach

    Her ass looks nice in that flimsy skirt, but next time use a thong please

  19. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    tattoos are so trig palinish

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    With tatto removed & having a sleepy hearty yawn don’t let the bed bugs bite you!

  21. Terry

    How is that hoe famous?
    She is just country nasty. Who is really fucking that?

  22. candy man

    She could just gnaw it off with gopher teeth.

  23. Pu Pu Platter

    I’d hit it, tattoos or not.

  24. forrest gump

    if I am allowed to say it then the successes of this FAT PIG are over, folks!!

  25. imabrat

    I didn’t know there was such a thing as skirt jammies.

  26. hrl

    I mean, how can you take anyone seriously who titles the story they wrote, “Miley Cyrus realized her tattoos are retarded.” Clearly, they’re not educated

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