Miley Cyrus Takes War on Bras Overseas

May 5th, 2011 // 72 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Having declared that being braless is just who she is, Miley Cyrus showed up at a craft fair in Chile where a fan captured her side boob in all its glory, then posted it to Twitter. I’m going to follow her lead and start #pantless and I don’t care what you, the mailman or my neighbor screaming “Get out of my bedroom!” tomorrow morning at 3:00 am have to say about it.

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  1. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    Is she not wearing a bra just to “show off” that hideous tattoo?

  2. Just a Guy

    Did the Male who wrote these posts die and an old bitter woman take over?
    1. We think all women should go Braless!
    2. Side Boob is Great!
    3. Topless is better!
    4. You should keep your clothes on at all times!

  3. not arianny but nice none the less. look how she’s representing America!

  4. Mr Obvious

    Those boobs are going to be touching the ground in a few years if she doesn’t start wearing a bra. She’ll look like women in NatGeo photos.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Doubtful they’ll touch the ground since she doesn’t have very large boobs. They may however, reach to just above her navel.

    • Super Junior Fighting!

      Bras don’t prevent sagging, and Ill-fitting bras actually makes breasts sag even more, so Miley’s boobs will be just fine. Even more so because hers are small.

  5. Did Miley run into Kurtwood Smith on accident, or is he traveling with her?

  6. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    Apple Juice
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  7. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    chile. overseas. really ?

  8. Dufresne


  9. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    I think her assistent is kinda hot

  10. AlexK

    I wish she’d just let the sex tape leak already, or at the very least some decent nude pictures.

    It’s 2011 Miley, no excuse for shitty, grainy cell phone pics.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Cut her some slack on the sextape release…it would embarrass her Dad if it was released and we all know he just wants his family back like it used to be! Private orgies and all!

  11. Lindsay trainee.


    She better enjoy those pert ta tas now cuz shes gonna be sporting pygmy pancake titties sooner than later

    • The Critical Crassness

      Doubtful that will happen, either. Cause Mama knows a great plastic surgeon, just check out how Mama’s tits have grown over the last 6 months!

  13. The Critical Crassness

    I would make a snide or crass comment about Miley but if I just wait a day or two she will do it for me!

  14. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    Mily was in Chile getting an extra arm and leg put on

  15. Andy

    Now that she’s legal it’s just bucktoothed hicktit.

  16. JOSH

    she has saggy boobs. :( fail.

  17. Shsdg

    Chile is not over seas.

  18. SIN

    She is young and her tits are firm and up high. If you got them, show them.

  19. The Listener

    I love sideboob!

  20. I don’t understand, one person on here says they are saggy already and another says they are firm and up high? what do people think constitutes “saggy” tits anymore? im not being a fat bitch, i am just really interested in knowing.

    • Please keep in mind that in many cases the the typical forum posters only “contact” with breasts has been through anime. Actual physics haven’t entered into the equation yet.

      Also, I do not think you are a fat bitch. I just want you to be healthier.

    • The Listener

      Some people are so used to seeing breasts with implants and photoshopped photos that they don’t realize that real breasts, even those of young women, sag just a little. Also, most women wear bras to keep their breasts lifted and looking nice. This is what natural breasts look like without the added support.

  21. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    Apple Juice
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    Seriously… unibrow.

  22. You can go to any college and you wouldn’t be able to throw a frisbee without accidentally hitting at least 3 girls that are 10 times hotter than this.

  23. ABMan

    Is that a Uni-brow she’s sporting there?

  24. tlmck

    I agree with Jamie Foxx. Miley should do the sex tape already.

    • Method Roughing

      Not until she include a rendition of Edwin Star’s “BRA” what it is your good for…on her tour’s music list.

  25. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    She took the war on tits overseas too. Looks like the best thing about getting on top of this chick is “The Climb”. Athankya..and good night.

  26. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    She’s cute, rich, supports herself, she’s a nice person,
    she has talent, she dresses to suit herself, she’s an industry…

  27. Old man in a filthy diaper


  28. the captain

    she was heading for europe again?

  29. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    “OMFG girl!…… You have a H-U-G-E dick! can I haaaave it?”

  30. Tip Your Veal

    I normally don’t make this sort of comment, but I would totally have sex with her unibrow.

  31. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    Well when you’re flat chested there is no reason to wear a bra.

  32. fap

    This is great. In a few years she’ll be buying implants to fix that natural sag, then having to claim “because implants are who I am”.

  33. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    WHy does she have a unibrow in every picture? Was she trying to be in disguise?

  34. MLVC

    once again people….my desire to lick her crapper is overpowering

  35. belgradar

    you dumbass’s do know chili isnt over sea’s it conected to the same continent as yours

  36. Teabagger

    She’s fightin’ bras over there so we don’t hafta fight ‘em at home.

  37. Mervin vanden Testes

    Imagine all the enormous multi-ethnic penises she must be getting these days.

  38. Pippy Longcockings

    Teen skank!

  39. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    Richard Narllian
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    What tattoo?Mel,you do realize that this is 2011.
    Have you been hiding in a cave?Tattoos are very common these days.
    Even tats that are blatant eyesores.
    Now-if you would have stated that Milleys a tad too young to besmirch her body,I would have to agree with you.

  40. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    god shes fugly…

  41. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    we like her more as she grows up… ))

    …and her mom (tish?)
    …is pretty hot

    lil bit like dina >?

    oh… we’re just getting older… shhh…

  42. herbiefrog

    we like her more as she grows up… ))

    …and her mom (tish?)
    …is pretty hot

    lil bit like dina >?

    oh… we’re just getting older… shhh…

  43. Miley is well beautiful,f**k you c***s who dont agree.

  44. Cupcakerz

    Wow. her boobs must be pretty famous. They should have thier own reality show. Aaanyway..Katy perrys Vanity fair ppicture was 90% boobage 10% hair so leave miley’s sideboob alone. Also…thats not a unibrow. i was looking at another photo her 2 eyebrows are way to close together it might as well be but in that photo she was scruching up her face and they tried to attack eachother…or make passionate eyebrow love. whichever.

  45. MrRiggs

    Id tap her so hard, please just do porn already.

  46. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    Who cares!!! At least she isn’t doing anything that should result in a criminal conviction!! Leave the young woman alone.

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  48. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
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    Is she not wearing a bra just to

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