When you’re a 20-year-old hillbilly lesbian pop star who thinks she’s Billy Idol now, there’s really only one thing you want for your birthday and that’s to force an African American woman into sexual bondage while you go all Thomas Jefferson on dat ass. So here’s a just-released photo from Miley Cyrus‘s birthday party last month where apparently she demanded (and got) exactly what she wished for. Via TMZ:
Miley issued a warning tweet before her birthday … “if I don’t get atleast one big booty hoe my friends are officially not my friends anymore”
Then again, this could just be one of those stupid viral marketing campaigns for Django Unchained where the part of Leonardo DiCaprio is played by the person who looks the most like the season he was on Growing Pains. I bet if you turned the stripper around, it’s actually Samuel L. Jackson so let’s not do that and pretend I still didn’t put on “Salt Shaker” anyway. You must’ve imagined that.
My, what a powerful hallucination you’re having. You should see a doctor.
Photo: Courtesy of TMZ
Trash of a feather …
… sticks together?
So does diarrhea.
i am oddly turned on right now
You’re right–she DOES look a lot like that season of Growing Pains.
Or something.
She looks like Justin Beiber.
Have to agreee with Fish. Evidence is mounting she’s lesbian. If for her next birthday she’s asking for a strap-on it’s over. Which begs the question, if Liam is sticking with her is he secretly gay?
Now I know what I want for my next birthday.
Macaulay Culkin looks worse every time I see him.
Legendary
AN UGLY LESBIAN GRABBING A STRIPPERS ASS HOW UNUSUAL
Why the hate as lesbians love the carpet and I love the massive sausages………….
Wow, Macaulay Culkin has really taken the new Home Alone plus his breakup with MIla pretty hard. Poor kid!
Maybe I should have more of a sense of humour about this but is always strikes me as disgustingly tacky when a rich person objectifies a poor person…For the record, as a poor person, I’m all for poor on poor objectification.
I like this.
Miley’s got to be bisexual. She really likes feeling that girl’s booty.
she’s really desperate for attention huh?
attention… a brain… class… style… her daddy… the list goes on
I will be so glad when the “Teehee, I’m bisexual” fad is over for women. It’s so 1995.
Are we sure that’s not Justin and Selena?
Dear god, I thought the same thing. Minus the Selena thing. Justin has a bigger ass than that Mexican’t….
“OK, did you get it? Good. Did I look like I was enjoying it? Awesome! Hurry up and Tweet that so people think I’m edgy. Thank you lady, you can go. No, no one here wants you to strip. Please leave . . . OK, she’s gone. Someone break out the Star Wars Monopoly and Martinelli’s. Let’s rock!”
She’s not doing it right. You stick your finger in her rear then pull it out, smell it, and then make that face.
Gross man, just gross.
Where’s the “boyfriend”?
Wouldn’t a straight woman prefer to bang her fiance like bass drum rather than fuck around with skanky strippers?
Its not the stripper that’s skanky
Okay,,,
If anyone else was looking for a reason to start drinking early, this should do nicely.
She does the same thing to her sister.
I guess Miley’s finally given up the agreement between her and Liam to pretend to get married to cover up the fact that she’s full blown lesbian and he is gay.
Kinda explains the beat down the Liam and his gay lovers gave that dude the other day. Dude probably caught Liam making out with his boyfriend.
A “hoe” is a gardening tool. A “ho” is a promiscuous woman.
Shiver me timbers! Who left me booty on the poop deck?
We get it Miley, you’re a lesbian, we all figured that when you got your haircut…
haha what a stupid pathetic little attention whore
wait. that’s not bieber?
Shes like a younger,sluttier Ellen DeGeneres who is just as funny, but funny in a sad way.
LOL! Nice haircut Miley. Do they have women’s hairstyles where you got it done? And what is that? A dude’s ass you’re grabbing?! LOL! She’s so ugly! I don’t know why she’s popular.
*Waits 10 minutes for the rest of the internet to go to the other photos*
*Fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fap-fa… shaaaaaaaaaaaame… shame… sad face*
She is trying so hard to be edging. Fail. She is acting like a fucking fool.
Before I read the headline I thought it was a picture of Just Bieber grabbing a big booty ho…
what a stupid bitch.
That new version of “View Full Size” is pretty lame. Bring back the real full-size pics.
So this is how she thinks she’s going to keep Liam? Actually, she might be better off with some “big bootie hoes” than engaged to be married at this point.
Young Black people take a look. This is what happens when you sell out your youth culture ( hip hop – rap ) to young non black people with more money and media power than you. Now not only do men of other races view your women as “Big Booty Hoes” but power seeking women as well!
DAT ASS