When you’re a 20-year-old hillbilly lesbian pop star who thinks she’s Billy Idol now, there’s really only one thing you want for your birthday and that’s to force an African American woman into sexual bondage while you go all Thomas Jefferson on dat ass. So here’s a just-released photo from Miley Cyrus‘s birthday party last month where apparently she demanded (and got) exactly what she wished for. Via TMZ:
Miley issued a warning tweet before her birthday … “if I don’t get atleast one big booty hoe my friends are officially not my friends anymore”
Then again, this could just be one of those stupid viral marketing campaigns for Django Unchained where the part of Leonardo DiCaprio is played by the person who looks the most like the season he was on Growing Pains. I bet if you turned the stripper around, it’s actually Samuel L. Jackson so let’s not do that and pretend I still didn’t put on “Salt Shaker” anyway. You must’ve imagined that.
My, what a powerful hallucination you’re having. You should see a doctor.
Photo: Courtesy of TMZ