Miley Cyrus: A Lady Of Sophistication And The Such

May 17th, 2012 // 57 Comments

I honestly didn’t plan on writing two Miley Cyrus‘ posts today, but who could’ve honestly predicted she’d spend this afternoon hocking loogies off her hotel balcony before parading around in a tube top? Except don’t answer that because it’s everyone. Everyone could’ve predicted it. I’ve seen fish in water look less natural and perfectly suited to their environment.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. Poor Billy Ray. She doesn’t swallow.

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    NoseRingGirl
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    In every pic, there is an beergut-y, saggy man boobs-havin’ Kiefer Sutherland in the background, saying it all with his mouth…

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    John Riley
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    Ever see that South Park with Paris Hilton? ^

  4. well congrats she finally did something that Avril lavigne had done. except Avril used coca cola

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    catapostrophe
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    In her defense–she was probably stoned.

  6. Too bad you can’t capture her farting. I bet she can rip off a growler that would scare birds.

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    javi
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    she looks stoned. god why billy ray didn’t use a condom? the woman was a groupie he could have wear protection.

  8. Confusus

    You, or in this case Miley, have to do what you have to do when your career stalls and there is the risk of people not paying attention to you anymore.

    I give it one year, or one more box office flop, until the Miley Cyrus nude photos “leak”.

  9. cc

    Hey honey, I hear if you give a bj to someone with diabetes it tastes sweet.

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    shelby
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    she looks so good!

  11. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Who’s gonna make it rain for Daddy?

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    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    Billy Ray: “I told you the Baby Jesus cries when you spit that out! Save that for birthin dammit!”

    • Daddy sez that as long as you recycle it, it ain’t wastin’ no babies. “DADDY! Y’all nearly done fergot the recylin’ again…open wide….catch!”

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    The Pope
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    “Hmmm, daddy wants me to send him a pi’ture of my puppies…but ah only have one!?”

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    IdHitIt
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    too salty?

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    Rickets
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    Wait, did she just get engaged?

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    TurboZinger
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    Nice slash marks on the left wrist… should have glued down the wristbands, dumbass!

  17. kimmykimkim

    Nobody likes a spitter, Miley.

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    Grand Poobah
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    I guess this proves the bitch doesn’t swallow!!!!!!

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    It’s funny because it’s not spit.

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    metoo
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    “Pineapple and cinnamon my ass”!

  21. Mike

    Is there anyway we can make her go away for good. This girl is a ‘tard, especially starring in a movie opening up against “The Avengers”. Or however it was opened.

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    “Gol-dang, it didn’t taste anything like that cake!”

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    name
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    big head

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    Expert on Everything
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    I just don’t get how she is abnormal. I definitely get all the hilarious posts about her and the southern trash bit, but she’s still kinda cute to me. Just sayin….

  25. River

    She is so over. And not a minute too soon.

  26. Nobody

    Class.

  27. “Well hell, this place is taller than the barn back home. C’mon out here, fellers, and watch how long it takes for lungers to reach the ground.”

  28. skunk

    why is she still famous?

  29. bonerfest2011

    Fish, I always read your Miley Cyrus post titles in Boomhauer’s voice.

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    cece
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    ohhhh she is skinnny…..jeez…….she is skin and bonesssss….go eat something

  31. This guy

    I would let her spit into my open mouth.

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    Mio think toomuch
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    Daddy was right again, they loves it when I were momma’s fancy clothes.

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    Techman
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    Whewww…good thing I spit it out in time. Last thing I want is to get preggers!

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    Techman
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    Ugggh…puppy cum don’t taste near as good as daddy’s but it makes better bubbles.

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    Seriously. Can some woman answer the question? What is with the cut off “Mom” jeans with young starlets? Are they considered fashionable? They look awful.

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    i like miley's nips
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    i would eat the corn out of miley cyrus’s shit. it looks like she is spitting out my sperm there

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    i like miley's nips
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    miley cyrus is so fuckin cute and perf that i would eat the corn out of her shit every day then go ahead and eat a lil piece of her shit as well as a side dish mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tasty!

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    Wow I just noticed the “cutting” marks on her wrist too! Sad.

  39. I thought she was a swallower. That’s sucks.

  40. Brian

    Fish -best post I have ever seen. Am on a plane and laughing out loud very loudly.

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    herbiefrog
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    yes… it’s us… up here…

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    saja
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    fuck

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    Mauricio
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    You don’t have to agree with me, but I grow up watching Lizzie Mcguire, Cadet Kelly, Kim Possible,Even Steven,That’s So Raven,Phil Of The Future,Cory In The House. I am leittng you know? what i think about this group of disney actors/actress.

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    Nelly
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    je ne sais pas si tu arriveras à lire le français mais bon juste te demander pourquoi tu te comporte ainsi tu es ce que l’on peut qualifier de star mais quelle est cet attitude d’enfant gaté?
    i dont well express myself in english but to make sure you listen to me , so dont be like this take care of you and take your life in good health , bye k6

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    try
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    my god is dat a zombie???

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    Nancy
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    ThankGd sh did something wit teh hair. I can’t believe anyone needs attention this bad.

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