Miley Cyrus ‘Smokes Way Too Much F**kin’ Weed,’ According To Miley Cyrus

November 28th, 2011 // 49 Comments
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While celebrating her 19th birthday last week, Miley Cyrus received a Bob Marley cake from Kelly Osbourne (Apparently they’re friends which tells you all you need to know here.) and thanks to her shitty choice in friends, The Daily obtained a video of Miley reacting to the cake:

“You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake — you know you smoke way too much f***in’ weed.”
“I thought salvia was your problem, man?” retorts Osbourne.

The video hit yesterday and already Miley’s rep and Kelly Osbourne are trying to spin the whole thing as a joke which is funny because I’m pretty sure we all agreed Kelly Osbourne wasn’t allowed to speak unless she’s calling Christina Aguilera fat, or someone’s waving a Baby Ruth in front of her face while she’s chained in the basement. (At that point, it’s pure reflex, and she can’t help herself. I’m stern, but fair.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. God is Black

    Hey Dude, Chink eyes!
    “A tell tale sign that someone is high. It’s what happens to your eyes when you are high on dope and try not to laugh… your eyes sometimes resemble those of asians (or the derogatory word chink)”

  2. She uses it for inspiration to write all of those hit songs. Heh.

  3. Carles

    Her latest paen to the #occupy{yourcity} movement is an anthem for the ages! To the barricades, Miley!

  4. cant wait to see her a “bud-n-babes” issue of high times! miley u just got hotter in my book.

  5. LJ

    If she started giving Wilmer Valderrama BJs and died her hair blond, she could start filling in for Lindsay Lohan.

  6. JH

    Excellent Goonies reference. Kelly Oz is Sloth…

  7. cc

    She read someone that it lowered men’s sperm count, so she thought it was a form of birth control.

  8. kimmykimkim

    Does this mean that future stoners will be getting Miley Cyrus cakes for their birthdays?

  9. Nothing says you’ve got money like a face cake.

  10. It’s very difficult being a billionaire, ya know!

  11. Stoner Miley ftw.
    Fuck the suppressors.

  12. MisterSuccint

    Great to see Sexual Harassment Panda getting some work.

  13. Frank Burns

    “Yeah, I smoke way too much f***in’ weed. Also, my music sucks, I’m average looking at best, my dad is achy-breakey embarrassing, and my mom is hooked on 80′s hair-band dudes. Oh, and Disney is run by the soulless, disembodied head of Walt Disney, from a secret chamber beneath Epcot Center. That’s right, I”m droppin’ dimes tonight, y’all!”

  14. C Bass

    I agree with Modo, Miley Cyrus as a stoner is the only redeeming quality I see in her.

  15. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s looking more and more like a hillbilly Olsen twin

  16. Richard McBeef

    She seems like the kinda chick that loves smoking weed. your weed. cause bitch doesn’t buy her own.

  17. Burt

    I’ve watched the video and the whole thing seems rehearsed to me. Really, is she that desperate to look cool?

  18. Expert on Everything

    seems like they were joking. really think she would say that in to a mic? derrrr

  19. A teenager smokes weed? Get the SecDef on the line pronto! Tell him “the chickens are coming home to roost.” Operation Faded Glory is a go. Repeat, Faded Glory is go.

  20. Evil Dick Tater

    I don’t care if she smokes pot, I still don’t like her.

  21. freaky

    BFD. She smokes weed. When I was her age, I smoked too much weed, too. On the other hand, look at her fucking brother — if you wanna talk about children with problems, he’s a good place to start. Weed? That’s not a problem.

  22. thespiral

    She sure looks like a stoner, always raggedy and grimy with retarded expressions on her face.

  23. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t realize we were still pretending we didn’t know Miley was a strung out pothead.

  24. Techman

    That explains the weight gain…terminal case of the munchies.

  25. Archies_Leach

    It’s OK. It’s just salvia.

  26. jaime

    man, her friends are real assholes. why would you publish this video if you are her friend? that being said, weed is fine, at least it’s not cocaine.

  27. TheListener

    I love how at the end of the video Kelly Osborne tries to cover for Miley’s admission she smokes a lot of weed by saying, ‘I thought salvia was your problem’ and then she later tweets Miley was joking.
    Jokes sometimes have a grain of truth in them. In this case, Miley smokes weed and claiming it was salvia in the bong was a lie like most of us expected anyhow.
    Unless she’s caught with cocaine, I don’t see why it matters.

  28. Alex

    Pretty much a given. Nothing against pot smokers in general, but incestuous white trash = pot smoker is a given.

  29. Liar

    Salvia my asssss. Atleast Kristen Stewart never denied it. Why are people so uptight with a bit of ganja? If you get caught with it, don’t deny and look like an idiot. Appologize and own up to it. So what does this say to all her kiddie followers? When you do drugs just lie about it? Oh wait…I guess that’s what I did as a teen. Thanks Miley for the sound advice!

  30. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    who gives a shit if she smokes weed? good for her.

  31. riptide

    If you want to smoke pot that’s your business. But only if you don’t have such a hot body like hers. Which she completely ruined. For that she should burn in sex tape hell. But I don’t even want a sex tape from her now. And that’s saying a lot.

  32. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Cleavage
    Yoda Mann
    Commented on this photo:

    Fortunately, it can’t make her any dumber, so why not?

  33. Brooke

    Is it just me, or is Kelly dressed like Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies? Was this a costume party or has she just been hanging with the Cyrus family for too long? I know who Jed is!

  34. Mama Pinkus

    she’s young; give her a break

    • riptide

      She has 50+ mil at age 19, is world famous without any talent and looks like Miley. She already had all the breaks she could have. It’s one thing to be young and party. It’s another to be a stoner while pretending to be a role model.

      • Trillian

        If you let your child read about her smoking drugs then you’re probably not concerned about their role models. Just buy them teen beat or whatever it is the kids are reading these days and let them enjoy their terrible taste while they’re still young. Otherwise they might get older never having gone through this phase and be that guy who likes Nickleback.

        Also her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus — give her a break!

  35. BRinMilwaukee

    Miley is awesome, having fun at her party. I’m sorry, maybe I’m just a happy guy, but I don’t have anything bad to say about her.

    • riptide

      It is just you. This is The Superficial where your comments must express your general inner pain or disappointment with your life through sarcasm or vaguely hidden contemp for anyone who’s more successful than you. If you are happy you should not come here and rub it in our faces. (I kid of course, your opinion is welcome.)

  36. savevsnerdery

    If it was pot and not salvia (duh) she’s a moron poser who doesn’t even know how to clear a bong properly. If you’re going to do something, do it right!

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