Following up Tuesday’s dog and booby show, here’s Miley Cyrus prancing around Miami in a super-tight dress yesterday because she really wanted to be an advocate for curvier, real woman, but dangit, wouldn’t you know a gluten allergy came along and made her body all skinny and awesome. It’s like a curse.
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She represents bobble-heads everywhere
BUTTER!
I think that might be why she keeps her mom next to hern. I’ve seen more attractive faces on totem poles.
Yeah I fucked it up. My fingers may have been drinking.
If you really want to see her in something tight, give her an algebra problem.
Damn this little bitch has a big ole head.
Well, it has to be to hold that big ole’ brain.
And dem big ole teef!
…and her mom is left holding the bag.
(or whoever, I don’t even care)
“You’ll have to get your camera lower down if you want the upskirt shot.” – Leticia Cyrus
Oh, it’s “Tish”? Whatever.
her head is huge!!
forget the fact that she’s in the early to mid stages of an eating disorder, she has fans?
Nice smile Miley!
i barely noticed. too busy looking at the boil that she’s unsuccessfully trying to cover up with 15 necklaces.
EFFING NARLY!!!!
Can her mother look any more miserable? Damn get her some vodka!
she just hasn’t been the same since Brett Michaels left.
Hold your whoreses honey!!!
Funny, if Jessica Alba despite being 12 years older and giving birth twice was wearing this dress and without panties, I’d be a lot more excited.
The big cut-out in the back of the dress is so there’s no doubt about her bralessness.
Awesome? I wouldn’t call having the body of an 11 year old boy “awesome.” She’s as bad as Inflato-Lips Jolie. She looks like a human bobblehead toy that should be sitting on an Iranian cabbie’s dashboard.
ps im a gaywad
I believe I’ll start looking for some 11 year old boys to fuck. And her being a bobblehead toy could be really cool, depending on where her head is bobbling.
Fish, I don’t think she could get into a tighter dress. Hell, with this one I can already see that she shaves — or waxes — her stuff.
The fact that you can’t tell from this dress whether she shaves or waxes is proof that a tighter dress must therefore exist.
Face aside, from the front she could almost pass as someone with fashion sense. Then you see the back and remember she was raised in the trailer park. That’s something you can never outgrow, right Britney?
Well, to me, she seems pretty normal. I think you are just judging her based on who her dad was. As far as I know, Miley did her growing up in Hollywood and doesn’t even act like trash, and doesn’t even have a hillbilly accent.
She plays guitar and listens to Radiohead. I don’t think Britney Spears even knows who Radiohead is
Considering her father was rich before she was born or became rich within a very short period of her being born, I highly doubt she was raised in a trailer park. More than likely she could fit her your entire house into her bedroom of her house that she grew up in.
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I think they lived in a big, beautiful house and built a trailer park inside it.
I came
She appears to have embraced the idea that for a young woman to be successful in the entertainment industry she must be very thin, tight and toned.
Good for her….don’t overdo it and wind up in the hospital with an IV in the arm.
Shame she can’t do anything about the size of the pumpkinhead. She can pilates all day and all night but that thing is only gonna get bigger as she ages.
In fact, the skinnier she gets the larger her head will look in proportion.
You know, I don’t get the “dang ol” talk. If anyone has ever heard Miley Cyrus talk, you’d realize she doesn’t even have a Southern accent, nor does she even come off as stupid.
Save the “dang ol” shit for Britney Spears. At least Miley can play the guitar.
Oh BUGGER OFF!
I really can’t say anything bad about her in this picture. That girl is a spinner.
I miss the muffin top….it balanced out the pumpkinhead.
Goddamn she looks good. Banging little body on her. If you don’t want to bang her you might have a thing for Travolta.
This just reminds me of a John Pinette joke, a rather rotund fellow…
“John, do you eat a lot of gluten?”
He pauses.
“I don’t know what gluten is, but I would say yes.”
She looks as good from behind as she does up front. NICE.
Sexy body, sexy dress. Nice and tight, both the dress and her body. Curvy in all the right spots. A++
i wouldn’t kiss it…but i’d suck on them dang ole’ titties!
ugh why does she ALWAYS make that friggin mouth!!
She’s got a bit of boog on the side of her nostril.
She has quite a pronounced mons pubis….
omg I didn’t even notice that!! HA
ps. George Michael loves Maeby!!!
Her skin is horrid! Girl needs to sign up for a Proactiv commercial.
Is she going to the club or a meet&greet….i cant tell.
Her head is enormous, also it looks like she’s lost even more weight, yikes!
I like the guy in the background using his camera phone in pic #5 hahaha
I like the guy in the background of this one, hahaha nice.
Cone of silence ?
Mommy, why does Hannah Montana look like a crack whore???
she’s being led around like a show dog…
its good to see that with all her fame & success, she hasnt forgotten her roots. she still has those hillbilly teef
Is that a Megan Fox-like toe thumb I see?
hot
hey tish… way to look hotter than your superstar kid… did the pr people tell you nothing ?
I think she looks good. She shouldn’t lose anymore weight. I think her boobs are her saving grace.