Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Gluten Algae Worked Fast

Back in November, Miley Cyrus suddenly became the Twitter advocate for curvy women everywhere after some outlets commented on her weight. This is what she wrote, according to ABC News:

On Nov. 11 the teen star posted a photo of an emaciated woman alongside a Tweet to her more than three million followers, writing, “By calling girls like me fat, this is what you’re doing to other people.”
She added, “I love MYSELF & if you could say the same… I don’t wanna be shaped like a girl I LOVE being shaped like a WOMAN & trust me ladies your man won’t mind either.”
Cyrus also shared a snapshot of blonde bombshell Marilyn Monroe with the caption, “Proof that you can be adored by thousands of men even when your thighs touch.”

All of it sounded very empowering and clearly the words of a young woman completely confident with her body encouraging others to embrace their curves. Which is why Miley’s next course of action was to immediately shed those curves by presumably starving herself and constantly doing Pilates (As seen here, here, here, here, here and here) then blaming her sudden weight loss on a gluten allergy:

For everyone calling me anorexic I have a gluten and lactose allergy. It’s not about weight it’s about health. Gluten is crapppp anyway!

So here is she yesterday leaving Pilates class where I’m pretty sure her thighs couldn’t touch if her daddy was pushin’ ‘em together like two kin at a tractor pull. So sorry, fatties, but Miley’s squirrel needs its helpin’ of Australian sausage. You know how hunger works.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, WENN

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