Sinead O’Connor Has Now Written Three Open Letters To Miley Cyrus

October 4th, 2013 // 61 Comments
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On Wednesday night, Sinead O’Connor wrote a lengthy open letter to Miley Cyrus encouraging her not to be “prostituted” by the music industry which Miley responded to by calling Sinead Amanda Bynes, missing the point of her tearing up a picture of The Pope and letting Terry Richardson put her Vagina Melvin on the Internet. Sinead then wrote a second letter slamming Miley for making light of mental illness which Miley herself will eventually deal with because women. Sinead also left a polite opening for Miley to apologize and blow this whole thing over, so naturally Miley went on Twitter and name-dropped SNL:

Sinead. I don’t have time to write you an open letter cause Im hosting & performing on SNL this week.
So if youd like to meet up and talk lemme know in your next letter. :)

And now Sinead has written a third letter to Miley Cyrus which is, actually, getting kind of ridiculous because, again, her response to the first one was to show everyone her labia and pretend she has an Arizona Iced Tea can for a penis. Which, ironically, segues nicely into this:

When Hulk Hogan spoofs you in a commercial for his web hosting company, it’s time to pack it in. And apologize for cracking the universe in two which should be any minute now.

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  1. joe

    Maybe Miley ought to tear up a picture of the Pope. That’d make it all better, I’m sure.

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    Loose lips sink dicks?

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    richie
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    I don’t get why some people don’t think she’s hot.

    • Derek

      You’re joking right?

      You cant sit there look at Miley and for one second think she is hot.

      its simply not possible.

      • @Derek, did you leave the word “not” out of that second sentence? As in “not hot”.

        I think you were saying MC is hot, right? If you are then I agree.

      • malaka

        she’s marginally cute sometimes. not necessarily hot.
        most of the time she is just trying way too hard.
        basically, that whole maxim #1 spot was some of the most absurd bullshit of all time. on par with whatever magazine declared beyonce the most beautiful woman in the world.

      • If by “most of the time” you mean “always”, then yeah. She’s only marginally talented, and if she hadn’t been born into the Magical Mullet Family and had to make it on her own from a no-name, unknown daddy start, no one would know who the fuck she is.

      • richie

        She shouldn’t even be in the top 30 of Maxim’s hot 100, but that’s a whole different story. All I was saying is she’s a sexy girl with a tight body, but the way some of people comment, you’d think she was hideous.

      • Deacon Jones

        I liked her better with longer hair and when she was underage

      • Derek you’re joking right?

        You can’t sit there for one second and think she’s NOT hot all she has is a cunt and small tits.

        It’s simply possible you’d fuck anything.

      • You say that like it’s a BAD thing…

      • I know all the reasons why one shouldn’t bang her, but still, every hole is a goal and all that!

    • You wouldn’t happen to be her brother, would you?

    • ?????

      What exactly is it that is hot about her?

      The lesbian haircut?
      The body of a pre-teen Swedish boy?
      The snaggle teeth?
      The terrible tattoos?
      The smokers voice?
      The flat as a pancake ass?
      The abundance of talent?

  4. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Sinead needs to cut to the chase: Miley badly needs her brown difficulted, and the sooner the better.

  5. My morals began to decay with Alice Cooper so this is pretty tame.

    • joe

      I still remember the talk my parents gave me when I was in seventh or eighth grade and got my hands on a brand new vinyl copy of Blizzard of Ozz. My dad freaked when he heard “Suicide Solution.”

      • I had a similar chat with my dad when I brought home my buddy’s copy of “They Only Come Out At Night”, by Edgar Winter.

        There on the cover is Edgar’s albino face, long flowing white hair and my dad was saying, “Son, by buying this record you are encouraging this sort of perverted behavior.” So of course I taped the album cover onto my bedroom door and cranked the album on my record player.

        Dad is dead now and when I visit his grave from time to time I always play Frankenstein on the drive there.

      • Good to know there are others in the 35+ age group around here.

      • Parents just don’t give a shit any more. Can anyone in their early 30′s here brag that their parents had enough balls to lay down the law and declare if they brought a copy of Achy, Breaky Heart into the house they were going to have to find another place to live?

      • I lucked out. No dad, and my mom liked a lot of the same music I did. Ozzy was fine. Cooper was fine. Motley Crue, GNR, all the hair bands – fine. Fuck, my mom likes some Ministry and Pantera songs.

        However I can’t say she wouldn’t have flipped her shit if I was emulating a slutkabob like Miley though. I went out for Hallowe’en as a punk one year, and wanted pants like Joe Elliott wore in the Pour Some Sugar on Me video. I was allowed 6 slashes and had to wear tights underneath. I was 16 before I was allowed to wear makeup. Parents these days are just lazy and ignorant. It’s no wonder ‘Teen Mom’ shows exist.

      • My mom used to loan me money to buy weed so I’d smoke it at home instead of out where I could get arrested (again). That’s back when dope was $10.00 for a “lid”, anywhere from 1 to 3 ounces depending on your supplier.

  6. JC

    I’m sure if Sinead wrote another letter, explaining that she wanted to use Miley’s head as a butt plug in a “music” video, Miley’d be all over it.

  7. Cock Dr

    Hulk funny.
    Can we not see any more Lizard Cyrus here on this glorious Friday? Between that and the Cryptkeeper Cher tour ad hovering spookily up above I don’t think I can look at the site anymore today, and it’s not even noon.

  8. Keep doing what you’re doing, Miley.

    • Amen to that – O’Connor’s now threatening to sue if Miley doesn’t remove all of O’Connor’s old tweets that she wrote when she was off her meds and re-tweeted to make them look recent. Yeah, mocking mental illness makes you look good, every time.

      Too bad you can’t sue someone just for being a fucking asshole brat, because if that were the case Justin Bieber would be droopy-poopy-pants deep in civil suits right now.

      • The Most Interesting

        The Biebs is totally on board with Sinead.

        Usher introduced him to the difficult brown years ago.

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    She shat out a Minnie Me!

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    One of these days she’s going to twerk a deuce onto the stage.

  11. schmidtler

    So Sinead hooked her last husband by advertising she likes it in the ass, he jumped out of their car and ran away in terror fifteen minutes after the wedding, she hasn’t had paying work in 20 years, and she’s got a technicolor mural of ‘The Last Supper’ tattooed on her chest – and she’s somehow surprised a billionaire entertainer with an endless supply of good paying work is ignoring her advice?

    • “The music business doesn’t give a shit about you, or any of us. They will prostitute you for all you are worth, and cleverly make you think its what YOU wanted… and when you end up in rehab as a result of being prostituted, ‘they’ will be sunning themselves on their yachts in Antigua, which they bought by selling your body and you will find yourself very alone”

      Uh, that’s sort of the point, since what part of that statement isn’t accurate when you look at her life? O’Connor’s an industry veteran, and as much as Cyrus thinks she’s in control of shit, as soon as there’s nothing left for her to do but flash her cooze for the attention that’ll pretty much be it for anyone even pretending to take her seriously. At this point Liam Hemsworth has already figured the bullet he dodged would have left a ham-sized hole in his gut, so that’s what minimal talent and a maximum desire to be famous gets you right off the bat.

      FYI, O’Connor’s bipolar, and was off her meds when that sad little marriage occurred, which is why it’s an exceptionally shitty move on Cyrus’ part to find O’Connor’s tweets from that time that were imploring people to help her get into rehab and back on her meds and re-tweet them so it looks like they’re current.

      O’Connor had a pretty hideous life as a child and a young woman, and yet still managed to become a major star. When she went on SNL she created a religious fucking firestorm – which is more than that little born-on-third-base-thinks-she-hit-a-triple twerp with her idiotic boast of “I don’t have time to write you an open letter cause Im hosting & performing on SNL this week” could ever hope to accomplish.

      That said, the fact that all this was in an open letter means that O’Connor obviously knew that the spotlight would also be trained on her.

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    There are days when I desperately wish that Mr. Slave could come to life.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Good morning, Miley. Nice to see you.

  14. While I think we all agree that Miley has some serious maturity issues going on, is Sinead O’Connor really the person to be offering career advice?

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    cc
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    A little more zooming and we’d see the one thing we haven’t seen of hers…yet.

  16. Chachi

    the difficult brown

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Here is the magic vagina that made an ’80′s has been relevant again.

  18. Shannon5757

    What I want to know is where the fuck is Miley’s mother throughout all this. I get why she wouldn’t get any scoldings from her fame-whore father, but I would expect a little more from her mother. I would be BEYOND embarrassed (not to mention disappointed) if my daughter were acting like this…. rich or not, it’s tasteless.

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    Odbarc
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    That’s not camel toe. I’ve seen her naked.

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    Ah, so the ‘Difficult Brown’ is giving life advice to the ‘Easy Bleached’? Nice.

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    Miley is nuts, but I would’ve wrote the same thing to crazy one hit wonder lady trying to use my fame to be recognized again.

    • No, see, a “one-hit wonder” is the likes of Billy Ray Cyrus. Multiple US gold and platinum albums, collaborations with Peter Gabriel, Massive Attack and U2, thirty-four single releases, not to mention other worldwide releases, videos, films and other appearances over a career spanning twenty plus years would be Sinéad O’Connor.

      Check back in when you’re out of puberty and finally get tired of constantly embarrassing yourself.

      • She’s won one Grammy in America, and hasn’t even been released on the radio pretty much since the song that got her the Grammy in the 90s. So in America, that makes her a one hit wonder no many how many albums she’s made and songs shes sung. Billy Ray has had more country hits on a top 100 chart in America then Sinead has had, so again, one hit wonder. Maybe you should check back when you get your facts straight.

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    “Just put the mail in the slot!”

  23. I am not surprised Miley responded as she did. She’s a completely ignorant, arrogant, spoiled little brat. She thinks she knows better than anyone else. This is one train I cannot wait to see finally plunge off a bridge.

  24. HominaHomina

    I would pound her in that azz like there’s no tomorrow, but please don’t make me listen to her music.

  25. O’Connor, mind your own fucking business. Go tear up pictures of popes, cardinals, and bishops — or whatever makes you feel good about yourself. Eat a can of beans or scratch your ass with a rusted tire iron. Miley, just keep on keeping on.

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    ITOLDYOU
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    SO SEXY!!

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    Porkpie
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    She has no ass to flaunt.

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    richie
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    Wow, you found me out. A hillbilly joke. So funny and original.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    that is just plain nasty

  30. Unknown

    As of right now, Miley stll hasn’t taken down any of the crap Sinead asked her too, so looks like Miley’s gettin’ sued……….

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