Hey, Pa, Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Side-Titty’s Back!

September 12th, 2012 // 72 Comments

One of the ways to prevent breast formation in men is by switching to organic chicken meat. Unfortunately, no one told poor Justin Bieber here that, so he’s really looking at a rough time when he gets to middle school. “Hey, Bitch-tits,” they’ll probably call him. “You want to come over to my house and watch me make fun of women who just had babies on the Internet,” someone else parked next to the school will also probably say, but is genuinely just looking for company. It’s not like you’re thinking.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily

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  1. Is she trying to seduce Mel Gibson?

  2. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Anarchy In The UK Shirt Liam Hemsworth
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    I bet she doesn’t know what U.K. stands for.

    Or for that matter, what the definition of anarchy is.

    Or for that matter that paste isn’t a food.

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    catapostrophe
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    Mr. T wore it better.

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    Hank
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    Jethro and Ellie Mae

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    Hank
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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

  6. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Anarchy In The UK Shirt Liam Hemsworth
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    I zoomed to examine the reflection on her phone, it’s like I’m in CSI!

    Still no idea what it actually was, though. Best guess is a tree or something that escaped from Silent Hill.

  7. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Anarchy In The UK Shirt Liam Hemsworth
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    She’s so ugly now that I didn’t even notice the side boob.

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    SIN
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    nice and perky.

  9. Mr. Poop

    that is the least attractive sideboob ive seen in awhile

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    SIN
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    Young, fit, somewhat attractive, rich and horny. Jackpot.

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    Cock Dr
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    Beards for one another.
    That’s the explanation that makes the most sense to me.

  12. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Anarchy In The UK Shirt Liam Hemsworth
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    I remember when a side boob of this size would have done something for me. I was 13.

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    karlito
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    she’s got nice little titties and she knows it and she likes to show it. she made 43 million last year and she’s still insecure. i’m still waiting for the full frontal naked nipple shot. yee haw!!!!!!

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    Turd Ferguson
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    I’m kinda liking everything below the neck above the combat boots.

  15. Those are surprisingly fresh tits…

  16. cc

    Oh look, she’s filming an episode of ‘Felony Fights: Ghetto Bitches and Country Trash’

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    Cardiff Giant
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    Oh look it’s Jackie Earle Haley’s stunt double.

  18. El Jefe

    Can you really hate a chick that loves to wear skimpy shit and let her nice tits basically hang out for all to see all the time?

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    GrandDragon
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    Those things are gonna look like fried eggs soon if she doesn’t start wearing a bra

  20. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Anarchy In The UK Shirt Liam Hemsworth
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    That hair was hiding a lot of ugly.

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    Bionic_Crouton
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    Is this on the movie set of the Ellen DeGeneres story?

  22. Carolyn

    Ooooohhhh…hideous.

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    lily
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    shes a disgrace

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    lily
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    it cannot be said enough how awful that hair is

  25. IDGAF

    Girl you need to give them dang ol titties some support before before you start looking like a bit@h in heat with them hanging to the floor….oops too late.

  26. Herman Bumfudle@yahoo.co.uk

    miley, you are the most cutest, beautiful little girl that i’ve ever seen. omg, i just wanna fu*k you silly.

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    Tragic1
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    That awkward moment when you realize your chin is the same size and shape as your side boob.

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    Courtney
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    I’m sorry, but he must really like this chick if he’s still with her after this hair horror. She looks disgusting.

  29. joho777

    Why do people think this unattractive little kid is “pretty?”

    Pass!

  30. sdf

    re: that haircut + Anarchy in the UK
    I want to teach this girl how to look cool so that she’s real ammunition against my hip “friends” and they realize that not she but they are the ultimate butt of the joke.

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    CK
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    The gold chain makes her look less trashy.
    right?

  32. kimmykimkim

    Alright, I’m going to address this haircut. Everybody’s calling it dykey and shit, but it’s actually just a modern take on an 80′s haircut. I’ve seen a semi-longer version of this work on a girl that I know, but she has dark hair is absolutely gorgeous and now that I think about it, also sleeps with women so, disregard all that earlier shit.

  33. anonym

    my dick is not confused.

    it says- do not want.

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    kittenmittensmascotmeow
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    Hmm i suppose shes more the turnip head now then pumpkin.

  35. anonymous

    I’ll bet that thing squeaks.

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    jt
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    who the hell is looking at her hair?

  37. Dinosaurland

    She should just tattoo “Fuck you, dad,” on her forehead and be done with it.

  38. Yu_hung_lo

    Ray Finkle is Lois Einhorn; I mean, Miley is beiber, bieber is miley, miley is a man.

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    donkeylicks
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    Speaking as a heterosexual, it’s kind of weird that I want to fondle Draco Malfoy right?

  40. She always looks like she just had her wisdom teeth pulled.

  41. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Anarchy In The UK Shirt Liam Hemsworth
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    It’s only a matter of time before we see her naked.

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    Sultrydame
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    She looks SO unattractive. She always was, anyway. But this is the worse.

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    Sultrydame
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    Must she be braless? Sheesh.

  44. Miley Cyrus Side Boob Anarchy In The UK Shirt Liam Hemsworth
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    Good Lord. Always clutching at him. “He’s MINE, Amber Heard! Do you see this? MINE!!!!!” If he ever stops smoking weed he’s going to get mighty annoyed.

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    KLM
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    Gordon Ramsey has really let himself go.

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    rd
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    She looks like a boy!

  47. neen

    Wasn’t she a hippie a few months ago?

  48. Billy Gae

    She is fake, nothing about her pretty at all. Anyone can get a nose job and fake teeth if they had millions and millions of dollars. She now looks like a dike and I didn’t think she can get any uglier but I guess I was wrong.

    A good role model she is. Teach young girls to be a pig and take dirty pics. and be fake. This is why the world is screwed up.

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    Josie
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    shes got a bad profile and her new hair makes it look worse

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    Miles-2-Forget
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    Liam never looks happy! He’ll leave her when he realizes he can do better and he is now the famous one. lol

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