Here’s All The Shit Miley Cyrus Did On ‘SNL’

October 7th, 2013 // 40 Comments

In case you somehow didn’t hear the entire week leading up to it, and/or the past 24 hours since, Miley Cyrus hosted SNL over the weekend, so here are a shitload of clips from that. And for the record, I didn’t watch a single one of these because my current bar for Miley Cyrus is Vadge Melvs or GTFO. You have to set standards for yourself, or you’ll never grow as a person. *winks at Tony Robbins photo* Holy shit teeth!

 

Here’s the cold open which I assume was about the VMAs. Again, I watched none of these.

 

Her monologue where I’m pretty sure I read she says she murdered Hannah Montana. It’s not important.

 

A sex tape parody because you know who else needs search hits? SNL.

 

It’s funny because her song is about not stopping, but the government did stop. Or if you’re a Republican, it’s funny because poor people aren’t getting their WIC checks.

 

Or just watch the whole damn episode because, seriously, what else are you doing?

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  1. banner man

    So this is how Western civilisation ends, not with a bang but a chipmunk

  2. skwid

    I thought her Michelle Bachmann was an improvement on the real one.

  3. ruckus

    Every single sketch made fun of her, and she took it all, right up her self effacing, butt wagging ass.

  4. Inner Retard

    Last time I watched SNL was around the year 2000. I think I had a beer.

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    That about describes what she is to western civilization.

  6. Looks like staying up to play MGS4 was the right decision.

  7. What does it say about my pathetic value system when I’m more repulsed by Cyrus’ smoking cigarettes than I am her public behavior of late?

  8. Name (Visible)

    What is SNL? I vaguely recall something with those initials that was was barely still a little funny in the 70′s or maybe into the early 80′s.

    • Urbanspaceman

      I was a faithful SNL fan for 30 years until the January Jones episode when they did a “Rear Window” sketch and felt it necessary to identify each character for the audience. Clearly I’m not in the target demographic.

  9. Cock Dr

    I wish she would just become the out n proud lesbian she’s obviously meant to be.

  10. I have not watched SNL in well over 5 years and this little piece of garbage sure is not going to get me to start. Smoking now, add that to the list of her trashy behavior.

  11. lol @ hannah montana all grown up and hard core.
    lol @ slutty skanky hannah montana.
    lol @ HANNAH MONTANA 4EVAH!!!!!!!
    keep trying hannah montana.

  12. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Who the fuck cares? Why is the fact that this unabashed MORON is hosting a has-been show considered “news” on just about every news channel? Once upon a time Saturday Night Live was actually funny, and was hosted by people who were funny. Oh and they actually had musicians come on who knew how to PLAY INSTRUMENTS instead of lipsynch and flash ass everywhere. Why the fuck is that tired old asshole Lorne Michaels giving free publicity to this little cunt?

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    DAMN SHE GOT A HOT BODY!!!

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    She’s BEAUTIFUL!

  15. “for $500, the answer is ‘Miley Cyrus and Saturday Night Live’ ”

    “What are ‘things I haven’t been interested in since 2008′?”

  16. FlannelMannell

    I didn’t much of it- saw the few skits yahoo posted and wow was she terrible. I was confused why she put on makeup to look like Justin Beiber…when she looks like Justin Beiber naturally.

  17. I do NOT get how someone so FUG, clueless, arrogant and ignorant can have such an overly-healthy ego. I’ll chalk it up to immaturity I guess. The exposure she’s getting is becoming sickening.

  18. tom

    She is the proof that the american civilisation is broken and collapsing.

  19. anonym

    that cigarette… is that the reason her voice is so deep ?

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    What a pig.

  21. tomsdickharry

    ALSO – Miley flashes nipple to audience on SNL, but no one notices because it was really fast, see single image at https://twitter.com/vrajadev/status/387053777670254593/photo/1 and animated gif at http://twitpic.com/dgg7ns

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