Miley Cyrus Thinkin’ She’s A Dang Ol’ Sex Expert

By: The Superficial / May 22, 2012

As part of her, “Garsh, I Sure Grow’d Up Tour,” Miley Cyrus stopped by Lifetime’s The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet where I reckon she done pontifercated and philosophicalized the ins and outs of the daddy-daughter dance for such are its proclivities and the like. Via Page Six:

“I was talking about this at dinner last night,” said Cyrus. “The girls that really base how much they’re worth on the sexual favors they can do for somebody, that makes me really sad. Because sex is actually really beautiful. It’s the only way we create, and it’s the only way the world keeps going.”
Cyrus said that she didn’t feel parents should be so nervous to talk to their kids about sex.
“It’s ignorant not to talk to your kids about it or not make it seem as magical or cool as it actually is,” said Cyrus. “Kids have a TV, so they know what sex is. So educate them and let them know … it’s a beautiful thing, and it is magic, and it’s when you connect with somebody.”

Christ, first, she touts science, now she’s advocating for sex education. Is Miley Cyrus trying to make the Bible Belt’s head explode after they bought all her records because they honestly believed her family were good, church-going Southerners who just loved to be on TV? Because I’ve seen dudes toss a crumpled up bill into a hookers face with more respect for services rendered. And then on top of that, did she seriously just use magic as a frame of reference for how good she is in the sack? Jesus, they will still burn you at the stake in Mississippi, lady. I’m not even joking.

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