Miley Cyrus Thinkin’ She’s A Dang Ol’ Sex Expert

May 22nd, 2012 // 45 Comments
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As part of her, “Garsh, I Sure Grow’d Up Tour,” Miley Cyrus stopped by Lifetime’s The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet where I reckon she done pontifercated and philosophicalized the ins and outs of the daddy-daughter dance for such are its proclivities and the like. Via Page Six:

“I was talking about this at dinner last night,” said Cyrus. “The girls that really base how much they’re worth on the sexual favors they can do for somebody, that makes me really sad. Because sex is actually really beautiful. It’s the only way we create, and it’s the only way the world keeps going.”
Cyrus said that she didn’t feel parents should be so nervous to talk to their kids about sex.
“It’s ignorant not to talk to your kids about it or not make it seem as magical or cool as it actually is,” said Cyrus. “Kids have a TV, so they know what sex is. So educate them and let them know … it’s a beautiful thing, and it is magic, and it’s when you connect with somebody.”

Christ, first, she touts science, now she’s advocating for sex education. Is Miley Cyrus trying to make the Bible Belt’s head explode after they bought all her records because they honestly believed her family were good, church-going Southerners who just loved to be on TV? Because I’ve seen dudes toss a crumpled up bill into a hookers face with more respect for services rendered. And then on top of that, did she seriously just use magic as a frame of reference for how good she is in the sack? Jesus, they will still burn you at the stake in Mississippi, lady. I’m not even joking.

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  1. EricLr

    “It’s also magical and cool to dress like a $10 trailerpark hooker at all times–did I mention that? Cause that’s part of it too.”

  2. Crissy

    So she’s a damn wizard… Cause I’m sure she creates a lot of “magic” with many people! Now she want to lure little girls into being a whore! NICE JOB Miley!

  3. She thinks it’s magic because when she see’s a penis go in her vagina,she can’t see it poke out her ear.

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    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    Please I beg you to stop putting this Dirt Bag on this site, she really creeps me out

  5. Brittani

    OK Miley, I’ll go ahead and tell my future children how “cool” sex is. That is what I’ll do. Thanks for the great advice!

  6. direchef

    Considering how much she is inexplicably worth($), she’s the jailbait hillbilly temptress for the job.
    “Now go love on your daddy!”

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    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Its nice to see Miley take Hayden Panettiere under her wing for their Frank Sinatra duets tribute album!

  8. Cock Dr

    I suspect Pumpkinhead is quite the stoner, so pearls of wisdom will probably continue to fall from her lips with regularity.
    Unless she’s in trouble with the law or nude I don’t see how she’s still relevant.

    • Some kind of pearls fall from her lips with regularity.


  9. Miley Cyrus

    Daddy says I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch at 40 mph but he’s wrong. It’s more like 60 mph.

  10. I’m all for talking about how stupid celebrities are, but why are we making fun of a girl for approaching a divisive subject that is actually really important from a rational standpoint? Talking about sex being a good thing when it involves a connection isn’t whorey, it’s realistic and reasonable. This chick was born to a guy with a mullet in Tennessee, and she became a child star when she was 13, and she still sounds smarter on these kinds of issues than 99% of internet comments.

    • yukyuk

      I totally agree with you and Miley.

    • Agreed Bieber Jr. I have never been a fan of hers, but she actually sounds very intelligent about sex here.

      The person in this story I don’t understand? Amanda de Cadenet. What the hell is she doing with a show??

  11. Frank Burns

    “It’s the only way we create, and it’s the only way the world keeps going” says Cyrus. “Why just last week I created chlamydia, genital herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea with a fella out by the manure spreader during the Possum Creek Jamboree.”

  12. Deacon Jones

    Why couldn’t a teen icon to say how cool sex was when I was in fricking middle school?

    I think I wouldve had a much better chance of getting laid while “Gish” was playing and we were getting drunk on Zima.

  13. Dramatic Puddle

    I miss Zima.

  14. Jake

    I’d bang this horse-toothed hillbilly.

    Rednecks are fun to fuck, but they’re shelf life is less than 5 years before their inferior DNA unravels.

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    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    “Puddins knows I’m a magical sex machine, doesn’t he?”
    “Now I know why Paris’ chihuahua ran away.”

  16. just say'n

    She should give sex ed talks to kids between her bong hits and poseing with huge cakes shaped like a guy’s junk.

  17. I agree with her on this. People need to stop being so afraid of sex. Especially since everything in the media runs on it. Sex sells everything. Disney knows this.

  18. Dicks Trickl'in

    This comming from a fame whore that has sucked producers dick since she was fourteen!!!

  19. Mike

    Fuck y’all, I think she’s hot.

    Course her voice is more painful to hear than nails on chalkboard and everything else about her is goddamn awful.

    • Nikichikol

      I don’t think it was trashy . Everything about it was okay eepcxt for the part where she was lying on the ground and trying to seduce the viewers. Don’t get me wrong, I can’t stand Miley Cyrus for many reasons. A lot of girls look up to her but that’s their choice, she shouldn’t have to act like a 13 year old because of that. Miley is growing up and she wants to break free from the Disney setting.

  20. justagirl1991

    I actually agree with Miley’s point (something I’d thought I never would say). Sex still seems like a forbidden topic to most young teens; many parents wait until it’s too late to talk about sex to young teens and pre-teens. I believe it shouldn’t be described as something so horrible and unappealing in the school systems. Kids should be taught that if they are going to have sex they should use protection and be completely comfortable with the act, there should be no second guessing. Sex can be a beautiful thing, when kept mostly private and safe.

  21. Man, if sex was magical, I’d saw her in two and make the top half disappear.

  22. Joaquin ingles

    This is precisely what we need! More unwed hicks using magic to make more babies, because we’re damn near running out of those!

  23. TheListener

    She just wants people to know she’s had sex to finish shed what little remained of her child star image. Otherwise, she could have simply said parents should talk to their kids about sex and leave it at that. It’s none of our business what sex is like for her. I didn’t need to hear it.

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    Commented on this photo:

    her style is terrible, but her body is awesome

  25. Indigo Leopard

    Sex makes the world go around. She should know. Wasn’t she the underage teen who gave a lapdance to her director?! Yeah, love is a beautiful thing.

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    She looks like a Ferengi

  27. Grace

    You know what, she doesn’t pretend to ‘stay pure and virginal’ until her wedding day, so she kind of gets a point in my book. I’m feeling generous today.

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    To be fair if I banged Liam Hemsworth (which shall happen once my dealer brings by the ruphalyn) I would describe sex as magical, too. A magical unicorn with the voice of Crocodile Dundee.

  29. AnalF

    Ah…the cliches of a 35 year old divorcee. Another genius who thinks she invented sex. Looking forward to the wisdom on “aging,” “voting,” and “the importance of pets.”

  30. she seems a little desperate for attention lately. maybe she wants to act adult movies, or?

  31. Dude_seriously

    Wait, she’s actually making SENSE here, so I don’t see the problem. Sex ed, we need it. Kids need to know how to keep themselves safe if they choose to have sex, and ALSO be reminded that it’s OKAY to wait and don’t need to feel pressured. Sex is beautiful, not just some thing you do carelessly with any and everybody that gets you on a Maury episode.

    • faustina

      I think it stupid. she is going to lose a lot of fans cause most of her young fan’s ptnreas won’t let them listen to her music or watch the show after seeing this. she is trying to be mature and have a new image but she is only 17

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