[Above: Skynet version slated for 2020 release.]
By popular demand, here’s the new Miley Cyrus sex doll with it’s not-at-all-creepy-product-name “Finally Mylie!” According to The Sun, it sold out within 48 hours of going on sale, so I believe I speak for a deeply concerned America when I say, “They’re all in Billy Ray’s End Times Bunker* next to the Corn Pops and taco mix. We attack at dawn.”
*Not a joke. This actually exists.
Photos: Splash News
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hi miley iam doing to the sex for you you like for sex please callback my phone number 09642933386
Someone please! who is the girl on the cover?
ew ew ew…take an older one, pedos! even though she’s 18 xDD
breasts that can be covered by yellow polka dots???hahahahaha
Looking at the other pics of Miley.. If you really took a look, this doesn’t even look like her. The eyes and smile are totally different from Miley.
Hot doll.