There’s a Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Now

April 4th, 2011 // 152 Comments

[Above: Skynet version slated for 2020 release.]

By popular demand, here’s the new Miley Cyrus sex doll with it’s not-at-all-creepy-product-name “Finally Mylie!” According to The Sun, it sold out within 48 hours of going on sale, so I believe I speak for a deeply concerned America when I say, “They’re all in Billy Ray’s End Times Bunker* next to the Corn Pops and taco mix. We attack at dawn.”

*Not a joke. This actually exists.

Photos: Splash News


  1. md.ahmedsalman

    hi miley iam doing to the sex for you you like for sex please callback my phone number 09642933386

  2. Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
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    Someone please! who is the girl on the cover?

  3. Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
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    ew ew ew…take an older one, pedos! even though she’s 18 xDD

  4. cheap formal dresses

    breasts that can be covered by yellow polka dots???hahahahaha

  5. Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
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    Looking at the other pics of Miley.. If you really took a look, this doesn’t even look like her. The eyes and smile are totally different from Miley.

  6. Christian Alexander Tietgen

    Hot doll.

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