There’s a Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Now

[Above: Skynet version slated for 2020 release.]

By popular demand, here’s the new Miley Cyrus sex doll with it’s not-at-all-creepy-product-name “Finally Mylie!” According to The Sun, it sold out within 48 hours of going on sale, so I believe I speak for a deeply concerned America when I say, “They’re all in Billy Ray’s End Times Bunker* next to the Corn Pops and taco mix. We attack at dawn.”

*Not a joke. This actually exists.

Photos: Splash News

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