There’s a Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Now

April 4th, 2011 // 152 Comments

[Above: Skynet version slated for 2020 release.]

By popular demand, here’s the new Miley Cyrus sex doll with it’s not-at-all-creepy-product-name “Finally Mylie!” According to The Sun, it sold out within 48 hours of going on sale, so I believe I speak for a deeply concerned America when I say, “They’re all in Billy Ray’s End Times Bunker* next to the Corn Pops and taco mix. We attack at dawn.”

*Not a joke. This actually exists.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Eh i’d hit it for a goof. in the ass

  2. Snake Reynolds

    Does the deluxe version come with posable vagina-diddle grip?
    **waits with bated breath**

  3. jimmy the worm

    So no one No one Knows the Name of the girl on the cover of the Box?????

    Sex Dolls usually Get Porn Stars to do the pics for the boxes, The Kim Kardashian had Lela Star n the cover,

    I really really really really Wish to know the name of the girl in the cover of the box?
    anyone?
    if someone Figures it out that person would be the most amazing person Ever!

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    jimmy the worm
    Commented on this photo:

    WHO is the girl on the Cover???

  5. Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
    Commented on this photo:

    I was so distracted by her attempting to get “YOUR Mic” in achey love hole #1, I nearly overlooked the smaller shot of her cramming it into achey love hole #2.

  6. Miley Cyrus Sex Doll
    Commented on this photo:

    For those who need more detailed directions to Achey Love Hole #2.

  7. 2for2true

    Why she some ho, eh?

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    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    Look, Daddy! I’m a whore just like you always wanted!

  9. Interesting. She looks pretty good here, and I rarely think that.

    • Turd Ferguson

      I was thinking the same thing. In fact, looks HOT here.
      But once she said anything that voice would ruin the moment – now if you GAGGED her ….

  10. Oz Matters

    This doll could be a nicotine patch for those seeking abstinence.

  11. I’ll buy one if it comes with her assistant in a 2-for-1 special.

  12. Gunther vanden Penis

    She ain’t gorgeous, but she knows how to satisfy a penis

  13. the one

    thousends of PAEDOPHILES are pretty happy with that.
    SO WE MUST THANK MILEY FOR THAT!!

  14. tl

    It would have really sold if it looked like the picture above without the shorts.

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    Ash Bones
    Commented on this photo:

    Printing this picture out right now for later use.

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    Chet
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley Virus was never this sexy.
    Lawsuit gonna lose – there’s no likeness but the names.

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    Chet
    Commented on this photo:

    A Miley-like voice keeps talking until you put your ___ in a love hole.
    Hit the right rhythm and she sings.
    Gotta make all 3 love holes achey to get her to STFU.

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    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    Notice they never show the doll? I’m convinced they all look exactly like the classic sex doll you see on T.V. except for maybe a tacky cowboy hat and brunette wig.

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    ryry
    Commented on this photo:

    the doll’s sexier than the frog lady!

  20. And for that realistic effect – corn silk pubic hair!

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    Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    My gramms has those same knickers.

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    Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Man I just…I…I don’t have the words. WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS FIRST???

  23. It’s not a doll. It’s actually Miley. I hear she’s making housecalls if you over her some booze and/or salvia.

  24. Rough, conquer passive aggressive angry birds

    Oh my! What is the interpretation for this pose?

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    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a travesty. What is wrong with you people? No matter how misguided, Miley is a CHILD! This is DISGUSTING!!!

    • chuck

      Uh, sorry but no. She is legally an adult. Yes, she is misguided. Yes, making money off of someone else’s likeness is a nasty business. And yes, the idea is creepy. But she is an adult now and has been sexualizing her own image for the last couple of years, so she has no leg to stand on with the “damaging her image” arguement.

    • dapoppy

      get a grip. Shes just telling the truth. That’s her money spot.

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    Lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    This is absolutely disgusting! For crying out loud, Miley is just a child!

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    Joe Mahma
    Commented on this photo:

    Act like a slut. Dress like a slut. Get treated like a slut. Oh well.

  28. e lewis

    SEX DOLL???? Can ya do somethin’ ’bout those itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, breasts that can be covered by yellow polka dots???hahahahaha

  29. J.E.B.

    I’d like to see an “Emily Osment Doll”!

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    JRB
    Commented on this photo:

    Please, I named my right hand Handa Fucktanna years ago.

  31. cc

    Look, if she was standing in front of her, stooped over a stool, and you were doing her from behind you can’t tell me it wouldn’t make the most delightful ‘slup, slup, slup’ sound.

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    Melrose
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley looks like an Oregon stripper now.

  33. Billy Ray Cyrus

    I’ll take twenty of em.

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    oh my
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Miley, are you that desperate for attention? somebody get this kid to a therapist, stat!

    • kendrachanae

      Okay thank you…she’ll be n rehab by the age of twenty-one

    • your dumb

      if you belive for one second that she had anything to do with marketing this sex doll, then I have a bridge I’d like to sell you…

  35. tim

    yeah well now all the lazy couch potatoes who won’t get off the couch and find a job will have another lazy excuse for entertainment.

  36. Horrible

    Thats so disrespectful Id damm sure sue som1 over dat and its innapropiate cuz of her fans

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    Nikita
    Commented on this photo:

    Is anyone else disturbed that the “achey love holes” is an obvious Billy Ray-Cyrus reference?

  38. Nemy

    And… where do we buy one of these ? O.o

  39. The cross on her necklace is sideways, obviously trying to turn itself upside down.

  40. OMG Becky

    In reference to the lead photo….
    Miley has never looked so good unless you factor in all the times she gave the “F me eyes look” to whomever was about to mount her.

  41. Joe Arse

    Mmm, hillbilly chicks!

  42. paul

    Yeah, it’s called Miley Cyrus.

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    kit
    Commented on this photo:

    ouch, your doll is hotter than you!

  44. Ava

    …she is going to be the next lindsy lohan

  45. kendrachanae

    Someone finally finds Miley attractive and uses her as a sex toy??? Ha! what a joke!

  46. Melissa

    This is wrong. I’m sorry, I’m all about human rights.

    Sex dolls?
    Go for it baby.

    Sex dolls in the likeness of an under-age girl?
    No. Even if product-makers insist that the doll is modeled after an of-age female, it cannot change the societal understanding that this ‘doll’ is ‘under-age’

    Neutral sex dolls of women aren’t my problem, sex dolls modeled after consenting women are also perfectly acceptable.

    For a female that is un-consenting, harnessing her likeness for the sexual fulfillment of whomsoever should please, most especially for their profit, is a Human Rights Violation. Sorry to bring it there, but… yeah.

  47. Pickle430

    she is so hot now :-)

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    oliver laurel
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley at 17…”You pervos!”
    Miley at 18……”Oh yea I’d Hit that stuff!”

  49. 193-Chad Ward

    Ha, are you serious? A young sex doll? If so, there’s quite too many thousands of rumors out there are being a bit too much of there selves

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    Melissa
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not even a very religious person but she is wearing a religious cross on her necklace! Hannah Montana=whore/jail bait

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