Miley Cyrus Actually Wore Something Respectable, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
It’s been two weeks since we’ve had a Miley Cyrus post, and that’s because she hasn’t done something out of the ordinary like not showing up to a public event 85% naked. Except here she is as last night’s 30th Annual Night of Stars actually looking respectable and not acting annoying as shit which is what happens when you’re around Kate Upton’s breasts. I’ve seen child molesters forsake their vans in the presence of them. Blind men have seen. The dead risen from their- no, wait, that’s just Madonna. But that other stuff happened!