Miley Cyrus Actually Wore Something Respectable, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE

October 23rd, 2013 // 18 Comments

It’s been two weeks since we’ve had a Miley Cyrus post, and that’s because she hasn’t done something out of the ordinary like not showing up to a public event 85% naked. Except here she is as last night’s 30th Annual Night of Stars actually looking respectable and not acting annoying as shit which is what happens when you’re around Kate Upton‘s breasts. I’ve seen child molesters forsake their vans in the presence of them. Blind men have seen. The dead risen from their- no, wait, that’s just Madonna. But that other stuff happened!

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  1. *squints warily*
    Are we sure those sequins aren’t all miniature tongues?

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    Not enough
    Commented on this photo:

    It doesn’t fit right. But the tongue is in so that is a start. Now if she could get some decent acrylics she would be making progress.

    • JC

      And some laser tat removal. And some serious orthodontic treatment…oh, hell, just a new head. With a working brain inside it.

  3. See? she can be a respectable young lady when she’s done promoting her album.

  4. anonymous

    Oh Hell! The End is nighe!

    Non-slutty dress, no tongue, and she’s not shoving her flat ass in anyone’s crotch? Did the Scientologists finally get their hands on her?

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    heey
    Commented on this photo:

    why she wear that?her boyfriend took her back because he has something to promote and demanded she dress as an adult?

  6. She scammed a whole bunch of money from the suckers out there by acting like an asshole and now her bank account is filled she can stop pretending she likes black people and go back to normal, of course until it is concert time and then the whole act will reappear. She is just a piece of shit scammer, pretender and user like Kid Rock.

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    CuriousTroll
    Commented on this photo:

    What about that chipmunk face? How do you fix that shit?

  8. I don’t care so much about the respectable clothing, but it’s nice to see that her tongue actually can retract back within her mouth on occasion.

  9. sam

    Best shes looked in a long time.

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    As much as it pains me to say this….
    When she dresses in something in the ballpark of human, doesn’t have her tongue hanging out like a Labrador on a Sunday drive, and isn’t humping inanimate objects….

    She could actually be a very attractive young woman.

    But then she opens her mouth, speaks, and ruins it completely.

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    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta love that narrow waist/wide shoulders this creature has on her. I could almost forget she’s Miley looking at this pic.

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    Jaime
    Commented on this photo:

    Her makeup artist and that hair has to go. And somebody throw her on a tanning bed for a few hours.

    • Inner Retard

      And lose the tattoos, and send her to finishing school, and give her wisdom, and give her talent, or at least make her stop trying, and…

  13. Jay

    ‘Smiley’ Miley doesn’t smile because she hates the way her teeth look. I guess she’s pretty much a self-hater, big time ‘body’ issues. Must be hard being a female her age and over exposed. She’d give Emma Watson a run for classy if she had any.

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    Odbarc
    Commented on this photo:

    Whose the asshole who photoshopped glitter all over her naked body?

  15. Inner Retard

    She’s smarter than I thought. You know why she’s wearing this dress? We can’t say anything about it. Because it’s normal. This is how she reminds us how much more interesting it is when she’s acting like a jackass retard.

  16. rico

    Of course she’s dressing up, she’s trying to land a new guy. Once she get’s a guy hooked, then it’s back to the drugged out nympho-stripper look.

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