Miley Cyrus Hates Selena Gomez Now

June 10th, 2014 // 54 Comments
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Apparently while performing in Milan Sunday night, Miley Cyrus held up a cardboard cutout of Selena Gomez during her song “FU” before throwing it back into the audience. According to TMZ, the two fucking hate each other because Miley hung out with Justin Bieber all the way back in June of last year which, to the untrained eye, would seem like a hookup, but in reality was just a crack in the Time Gem. Look at his face. He has no idea how he’s looking at his future self. Or that audiences would readily accept labial pageantry. He’d never hold himself back again.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Miley Cyrus Vagina Bangerz Tour
    Cock Dr
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    EX: Labial Pageantry free range American style (because those boots ya’ll…those awful, awful boots).

  2. I’m calling jealousy.

  3. Miley Cyrus Vagina Bangerz Tour
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    They should kiss (a lot) and make up. You know, get past this like two, beautiful young ladies should…yeah, I mean scissor!

  4. Well I guess there’s two things Miley and I have in common, hating on Selena Gomez and the constant fingering of oneself.

  5. I white American from the South hates someone of color? Why do tell, good sir, do tell.

  6. Miley Cyrus Vagina Bangerz Tour
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    Well, that was unexpected.

  7. Miley Cyrus Vagina Bangerz Tour
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    “I hate Selena Gomez, y’all. That bitch like school in summer time.”
    *pulls dead badger from vagina*
    “No class!”

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    No label on the water? It’s as though someone refused to endorse her tour. Can’t imagine why.

  9. Miley Cyrus Vagina Bangerz Tour
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    “Enjoy your syphilitic induced dementia, y’all!”

  10. Miley Cyrus Vagina Bangerz Tour
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    bless her heart….she sure does try.

    • mark

      eh. I’d take a whiff of the wrinkled stinker between those cheeks. just to say that I’m familiar with her crapper

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    The money shot.

  12. D-chi

    those bangs with those face stripes? Sesshoumaru confirmed.

  13. I’m holding out for Miley’s leaked anal prolapse fisting video.

  14. The more she tries to sexualize herself, the less sexy she becomes. She’s like a caricature.

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    Yes please.

  16. Well they did break up.

  17. NASA should designate Miley as an astronaut. It would save loads of money because she’s already WAY the fuck out there.

  18. Miley Cyrus Vagina Bangerz Tour
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    “Wanna see my Billboard Music Award?”

  19. Selena’s going too far with this jealousy bullshit. She’s just upset because Miley tricked her into having sex with her and Selena fell for it because she can’t tell the difference between Miley and Justin.

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    anonymous
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    Next time I am at Disneyland, I’m going to kick Mickey in the nuts for unleashing this shit on the world.

    Between her and Rihanna there isn’t a prepubescent child in the world who hasn’t seen tits or ass on Yahoo! News’ Homepage.

    • As opposed to the good ol’ days when our diet of plentiful tits and ass came from sneaking a peek at Dad’s Playboy? Tsk, kids today have no work ethic, do they?

      There’s plenty of good reasons to loathe her – and Rihanna, if you must include her – but pearlclutching and crying “Think of the children!” because otherwise they’d be unsullied innocents is utter bullshit.

      • anonymous

        Yeah I’d prefer porn to be harder to find opening up the homepage of the internet.

        But it’s fine my kids can watch your kids’ sextapes when they get older.

      • Again, bullshit. “Porn”, as you describe it – and you reeeeaaaally get to get out more – has been easily accessible to kids since way before Madonna simulated masturbation onstage and the Pope freaked out. That was in 1990, btw – so the angelic, innocent children who saw that on pre-internet cable are in their 30′s, so you can check out all of their “sextapes” rather than waiting for my kids to become stars.

        If you don’t want your kids to have easy access to “porn” (seriously, I’m really trying not to laugh), you can use the parental controls that come with the TV, monitor their internet usage, and discuss with your kids why exposing yourself or faking/having real sex in front of strangers isn’t a appropriate according to your rules. HINT: It’s called doing your fucking job as a parent instead of expecting the world to police itself so you don’t have to be arsed.

        Or you can just continue to hoist your pants up to your armpits and keep on fulminating about how everyone was pure as the driven snow until Cyrus came along. Self-righteous indignation and blinkered pig-ignorance are always amusing in small doses.

      • i'msickofthisshit

        no it isn’t bullshit – anonymous is right. we live in a cesspool thanks to these whores and the others like them. pull your head out of your fat ass – justifiable.

      • Pop music has always sold sex and it always will. This is just the latest round. Stop projecting your own fear of a changing world onto a few half naked 20 year olds..

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    mark
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    (snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffffffff…………….ahhhhhhh…..teen rancidity)

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    eventually she will get bored with this act and will have to “pull it to the side”….

  23. Look at all the critters jumpin off my poon tang, Pa.

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    am i seeing a hint of butthole?…

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    Phoenix
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    I hope so

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    I’m pretty sure Selena kept calling her Justin.

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    She has a drinking problem.

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    “Can someone videotape this for my gynecologist?”

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    “So what do your parents think you do?”
    “They think I’m a dancer.”

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    cc
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    I can’t wait for her to launch her new fragrance.

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    Freebie
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    Class act

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    Juch
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    I see a marketing opportunity for Vagisil.

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    Quagmire
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    Daddy done hurt my privates.

  34. Miley Cyrus Vagina Bangerz Tour
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    has someone photoshopped out Rocco Siffredi sticking it in her pooper?

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    brian
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    Where the hell did she get that ass? I WANT IT ON MY FACE!

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    thecrazybetty
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    i can’t believe there is a person on earth who would go this show let alone pay to see it. i’m amazed.

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    thecrazybetty
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    why doesn’t this skank just show her anus already and get it over with. it’s where it’s headed…. nothing much left to shock us except making your anus sing us a song – that and possibly taking a fat dump on the stage is all that is left.

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    thecrazybetty
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    look ma!

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    I am amazed that she’s able to ejaculate, especially that distance, when nobody is stroking her. On the other hand I suppose she could be stroking herself.

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    OMG! I stared directly into her anus!
    I feel like part of me is still in there.

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