Miley Cyrus Seems to Be Coping Well

November 4th, 2010 // 79 Comments

(Well means catatonic, right?)

Here’s Miley Cyrus in LA last night where her still-17 mind appears to be having trouble processing her mom banging Bret Michaels. You know, in the midst of all the jokes and hilarity of watching rednecks cope with retarded amounts of money, we sometimes lose sight of what’s really happening here: A poor, lost little girl – trapped behind an assistant with giant breasts. I won’t stand for it! Let me at ‘em. I’ll murderlize ‘em.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Miley Cyrus Looks Catatonic With Assistant
    greg
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    I would step on Miley’s face on my way to those titties.

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    Hugh Gentry
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    I love that rack.

  3. Miley Cyrus Looks Catatonic With Assistant
    Hugh Gentry
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    damn, I love those boobies

  4. Miley Cyrus Looks Catatonic With Assistant
    Hugh Gentry
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    love her tits!!!!!

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    Ariella
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    I’m pretty sure I’m wearing the same bra right now!

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    hmm… motorboat

  7. Miley Cyrus Looks Catatonic With Assistant
    Farax
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    That girl is hot, for some reason she’s hot.

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