Miley Cyrus Seems to Be Coping Well

November 4th, 2010 // 79 Comments

(Well means catatonic, right?)

Here’s Miley Cyrus in LA last night where her still-17 mind appears to be having trouble processing her mom banging Bret Michaels. You know, in the midst of all the jokes and hilarity of watching rednecks cope with retarded amounts of money, we sometimes lose sight of what’s really happening here: A poor, lost little girl – trapped behind an assistant with giant breasts. I won’t stand for it! Let me at ‘em. I’ll murderlize ‘em.

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  1. cc

    See that looks of astonishment? That’s the same look she had on her face when she saw my massive, throbbing cock.

  2. gogo

    NOT FIIIRST!!!

  3. fester

    Wow, children of the corn (liquor).

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    TCash
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    Is it physically impossible for her to close her lips because of all the botox? WTF?

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    poopsmith
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    bitch looks like amy winehouse

  6. poopsmith

    that bitch looks like amy winehouse

  7. mamamiasweetpeaches

    WHAT is with the bindi? Give it up already! My daughter is Indian on her fathers side and Irish on my side and she never likes to wear bindis cuz she thinks it makes her look “Like a wanna-be-Indian white girl”

    • Stating the Obvious

      she thinks it makes her look “Like a wanna-be-Indian white girl”

      Now, who would *ever* think something like that… lol.

  8. Weed

    I likey dem jugs on whoever is accompanying her

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    Whatever
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    I like her chunky little friend

  10. Jessesgirl

    HOT HOT HOT.

  11. And here we can see what the gal looks like without the usual shellacking of heavy cosmetics, hair extensions & hooker clothes & accessories.
    Just an ordinary teenager, with a moon face.

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    Juliana
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    Oh, good god!! Would someone, please slap those duck lips out of her face???

  13. joho777

    As usual, Miley has is wearing a ton of makeup to try to make her look less like the plain immature child she is.

    Why don’t people let her mature a little?

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    XFX
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    That assistant, large-breasted as she may be, looks like she’s suffering from severe mental retardation.

  15. Miley Cyrus Looks Catatonic With Assistant
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    Well atleast now we know which side of the family tree Miley gets her slutty side from.

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    optic
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    I’d titty fuck her friend

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    Jimmy Crotche
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    I’d bang Miley, the big boob assistant, and Miley’s mom also. Hell, all three at the same time!

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    fap
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    Did “The Assistant” get that haircolour done to help make Miley look better =)

  19. Nevada

    She’s looks like she’s in total shock. I bet she must have had Bret Michaels too, you know how those hillbillies are.

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    fap
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    Exhibiting classic “goldfish” behaviour: it’s actually a look of concentration, and she’s simply trying to remember what she’s supposed to know right now.

  21. fap

    Exhibiting classic “goldfish” behaviour: it’s actually a look of concentration, and she’s simply trying to remember what she’s supposed to know right now.

  22. Gretchasketch

    Two things.

    One: Was “murdelize” a reference to Three Ninjas!?!?

    Two: If it was, are you single Superficial writer?

  23. burton

    that is just an attractive chick, sorry, ive seen older women way more hot, she may have money but she DOESNT have looks.

  24. RoboZombie

    PUMPKINHEAD!!!!

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    burton
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    why is it, more real big boobed women are often thick, short and fat?????

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    Annie
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    FUCK sich good hair eyebrows and tits all around

  27. barroom hero

    MulletspawN

  28. aaron

    I actually feel sorry for her… what a messed up mother.

  29. If you look really closely, you can almost see the smoke coming out of her ears.

  30. Trvth

    please, who’s mom HASNT banged brett michaels?

    mine has. seriously. haha

  31. let’s get some more pics of that slutty chick with the ginormous juggs! I swear, Miley is like a swirling vortex of slutty…even the people around here are dressing like prostitutes.

    A fact of which I approve. I’d park Miley’s face right between those fat titties and do a double-dip between both of those tramps.

    • Gallo

      You were blindsided by giant breasts, McFeely. It happens to all of us. But I want you to go back to the photo of the assistant and force yourself to look at her face. That’s a gorilla that Billy Ray shaved and stuffed into a tank top.

      • Naked Chicks Rule

        Hey Gallo, I haven’t bothered to look at her face yet, so I’ll take your word for it.

        Those things look real.

        Yay for boobies!

  32. compound9

    Who the hell is miley cirus and who cares? I want to f her assistant.

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    New rule: Everyone’s assistants should wear see-through black stretchy shirts. Male or female, just for equality’s sake.

  34. bosshog

    anyone notice the money shot on her forehead

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    absinthe
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    wtf is wrong with her face? scary

  36. Oh snap

    She’s probably just pissed because she thought she was the only screwing him

  37. Jessesgirl

    AT LEAST SHE ISN’T FAAAAAT. NOT LIKE MOST BITCHES THESE DAYS.

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    That Guy
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    Wow this is depressing. Broad looks really lost here. : /

  39. JD

    She can take that fucking thing off of her forehead now. Or wipe it off, or whatever.

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    Camster
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    Miley Cyrus was there?

    All I saw was an assistant with a stupendious rack!

    Well done nameless assistant, whoever you may be

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    InDemand
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    All the dental work in the world just can’t save that retarded messed up mouth of Miley’s.

    At least she’s got the vacant stare to go with duh mouth.

  42. cc

    It’s not a bindi. And she doesn’t wash her face.

  43. The Man

    What is that on her face?

  44. biggus dickus

    could a human being look stoopider?

    i think naught.

  45. Craig

    Please remove the hunk of glass from your forehead.

  46. Billy R.

    She has the same look she had the first time Billy Ray shoved it in her ass…

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    Billy R.
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    She looks like a retarded chipmunk…

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    Billy R.
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    She looks like Michael Jackson with tits…

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    lol
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG she does!!

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    Alex
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    moar liek ate amy winehouse.

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