(Well means catatonic, right?)
Here’s Miley Cyrus in LA last night where her still-17 mind appears to be having trouble processing her mom banging Bret Michaels. You know, in the midst of all the jokes and hilarity of watching rednecks cope with retarded amounts of money, we sometimes lose sight of what’s really happening here: A poor, lost little girl – trapped behind an assistant with giant breasts. I won’t stand for it! Let me at ‘em. I’ll murderlize ‘em.