(Well means catatonic, right?)
Here’s Miley Cyrus in LA last night where her still-17 mind appears to be having trouble processing her mom banging Bret Michaels. You know, in the midst of all the jokes and hilarity of watching rednecks cope with retarded amounts of money, we sometimes lose sight of what’s really happening here: A poor, lost little girl – trapped behind an assistant with giant breasts. I won’t stand for it! Let me at ‘em. I’ll murderlize ‘em.
Photos: INFdaily
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See that looks of astonishment? That’s the same look she had on her face when she saw my massive, throbbing cock.
your comment struck me as really really disgusting..
What is I said she walked in on me when I was changing?
oh ok then..
Despite the sadness in Miley’s eyes, this part of the journey in her life should give her strength as she matures into a young lady and then a woman. I’m quite certain her music will grow as well, becoming a little more darker during this tumultuous transition.
All the best to you, Miley. Your fans are here for you.
Randal
What is that between her eyes on the forehead? Cum?
NOT FIIIRST!!!
Wow, children of the corn (liquor).
haha noice
Is it physically impossible for her to close her lips because of all the botox? WTF?
bitch looks like amy winehouse
that bitch looks like amy winehouse
More like daisy duck. Or should i say durka duck with that dot wtf. But i guess of they can wear crosses for fashion..
NINETEEN DAYS til her first pussy flash~
you mean the girl who is not Miley looks like Amy? If so then I totally agree with you
WHAT is with the bindi? Give it up already! My daughter is Indian on her fathers side and Irish on my side and she never likes to wear bindis cuz she thinks it makes her look “Like a wanna-be-Indian white girl”
she thinks it makes her look “Like a wanna-be-Indian white girl”
Now, who would *ever* think something like that… lol.
I likey dem jugs on whoever is accompanying her
Where the Cyrus clan comes from people routinely bring livestock to concerts. With a red flannel shirt draped across her double-wide ass, I suspect that woman has been hired to act as a decoy in case a bull charges Miley.
Well played, fester!
x2!
I like her chunky little friend
HOT HOT HOT.
And here we can see what the gal looks like without the usual shellacking of heavy cosmetics, hair extensions & hooker clothes & accessories.
Just an ordinary teenager, with a moon face.
Oh, good god!! Would someone, please slap those duck lips out of her face???
As usual, Miley has is wearing a ton of makeup to try to make her look less like the plain immature child she is.
Why don’t people let her mature a little?
I give her 19 days then i creampie that cretin’s crevice, cool?
That assistant, large-breasted as she may be, looks like she’s suffering from severe mental retardation.
Well atleast now we know which side of the family tree Miley gets her slutty side from.
I’d titty fuck her friend
I’d bang Miley, the big boob assistant, and Miley’s mom also. Hell, all three at the same time!
I like you Jimmy, we think alike.
There’s probably a pun somewhere in there.
Did “The Assistant” get that haircolour done to help make Miley look better =)
She’s looks like she’s in total shock. I bet she must have had Bret Michaels too, you know how those hillbillies are.
Exhibiting classic “goldfish” behaviour: it’s actually a look of concentration, and she’s simply trying to remember what she’s supposed to know right now.
Exhibiting classic “goldfish” behaviour: it’s actually a look of concentration, and she’s simply trying to remember what she’s supposed to know right now.
Two things.
One: Was “murdelize” a reference to Three Ninjas!?!?
Two: If it was, are you single Superficial writer?
That’s Curly, no?
that is just an attractive chick, sorry, ive seen older women way more hot, she may have money but she DOESNT have looks.
PUMPKINHEAD!!!!
why is it, more real big boobed women are often thick, short and fat?????
Well genius.. Its cause boobs are made of fat and the more fat you have on your body the bigger your boobs are.
don’t worry, one day your nuts will drop and you will understand
FUCK sich good hair eyebrows and tits all around
MulletspawN
I actually feel sorry for her… what a messed up mother.
If you look really closely, you can almost see the smoke coming out of her ears.
please, who’s mom HASNT banged brett michaels?
mine has. seriously. haha
she must be blind by now…
let’s get some more pics of that slutty chick with the ginormous juggs! I swear, Miley is like a swirling vortex of slutty…even the people around here are dressing like prostitutes.
A fact of which I approve. I’d park Miley’s face right between those fat titties and do a double-dip between both of those tramps.
You were blindsided by giant breasts, McFeely. It happens to all of us. But I want you to go back to the photo of the assistant and force yourself to look at her face. That’s a gorilla that Billy Ray shaved and stuffed into a tank top.
Hey Gallo, I haven’t bothered to look at her face yet, so I’ll take your word for it.
Those things look real.
Yay for boobies!
Who the hell is miley cirus and who cares? I want to f her assistant.
New rule: Everyone’s assistants should wear see-through black stretchy shirts. Male or female, just for equality’s sake.
anyone notice the money shot on her forehead
wtf is wrong with her face? scary
She’s probably just pissed because she thought she was the only screwing him
AT LEAST SHE ISN’T FAAAAAT. NOT LIKE MOST BITCHES THESE DAYS.
Wow this is depressing. Broad looks really lost here. : /
She can take that fucking thing off of her forehead now. Or wipe it off, or whatever.
Miley Cyrus was there?
All I saw was an assistant with a stupendious rack!
Well done nameless assistant, whoever you may be
All the dental work in the world just can’t save that retarded messed up mouth of Miley’s.
At least she’s got the vacant stare to go with duh mouth.
It’s not a bindi. And she doesn’t wash her face.
What is that on her face?
The look of a complete imbecile.
could a human being look stoopider?
i think naught.
Please remove the hunk of glass from your forehead.
She has the same look she had the first time Billy Ray shoved it in her ass…
She looks like a retarded chipmunk…
She looks like Michael Jackson with tits…
OMG she does!!
moar liek ate amy winehouse.