Miley Cyrus Has Porn Pumpkins. Of Course.

October 30th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Because Miley Cyrus is a serious in-your-face artist now, here are her pumpkins for Halloween this year and, surprise, they’re porn and weed, the edgiest drug of all. More importantly, she got this response which earned over 149 Retweets and 125 Favorites and, for a moment, just a moment, forced Miley Cyrus to walk in my pantsless shoes:

Haha! Alright, which one of you shitheads was this? You kids and your hate speech. God love ya.

Photo: Twitter

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  1. Inner Retard

    The real porn is probably in Miley’s head when she reads these tweets: “That’s it! Treat me like shit. Call me a dirty whore, daddy… I mean IHeartBoobs219!”

  2. “Oh, my stars and garters! Acts of coitus and fornication amateurishly rendered on pumpkins! Mercy, I do believe I’m getting the vapors!”

    I tried to pick terminology from the period when this kind of thing might have been shocking.

  3. and some poor starving art student in LA had to lie to her parents about how she picked up extra money this halloween.

    “Where’d I get the $250? Uhhhh……I sold my body. Yeah. Sex with strangers.”

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    Rich
    Commented on this photo:

    What a piece of TRASH get rid of her

  5. Juano

    Childish, that’s all you can really say. Childish.

  6. Didn’t we learn from Jed Clampett that no matter how much money a hillbilly has, they will always revert back to their redneck ways?

  7. Ben Dover

    Look at me look at me, yikes please go away

  8. She’s trying so hard and yet it’s all so boring.

  9. I say Miley bring it on! Show us your true colors like the right pumpkin in the pic ,do some real hardcore lesbian stuff, ultimate surrender or massive insertions no kissy ,touchy eating pussy shit.

  10. Just this once

    It’s sad when kids discover sex and think the rest of us somehow just duplicated.

  11. thatsadude

    She is so obnoxious and seems to always push her juvenile stunts that have been done for years before her, in our faces like it’s something new. We get it Myley, your a slut and a drug addict and have enuf money to not care what we think, but please, for our sake, please stop because you are by far the most ANNOYING of them all! Your like a silly child that just discovered sex and you want to show the world that you got it…we get it now please go away and fuck a black guy!

    • Mitch

      I could be wrong, but I thought she was dating an old black dude already. She is going to end up making Lindsay Lohan look like an angelic virgin.

  12. Just a point of information @selenagomez is Selena Gomez’s twitter, while @CakeLikeSG has a url posted that will lead you to a Ke$sha song on iTunes.

  13. The doggystyle scene looks like two women to me.

    • whatthe

      I think it’s the realistic portrayal of the standard, overweight and ugly male porn actor, Ron Jeremy-style.

  14. The only thing cutting edge here is that the knife apparently had a pretty good one.

  15. As my grandmother would say, if Miley wasn’t low class, she would have no class at all.

  16. How would Miley put it “I am gonna put my cooter on the stick shift knob while you drive the pic-em- up truck around the barn daddy! “

  17. I almost feel bad for her… millions of (albeit retarded) fans and yet just absolutely starved for attention.

  18. I just don’t understand twitter at all.

  19. Can’t stand her but I like the sex ones – dope leaves are kinda overdone nowadays. I suppose you could say the same for sex themes except you can’t because it’s sex and it can’t be overdone. ever.

  20. Mileysgf

    We get it Miley, your not a little girl anymore and “run” your own show. Why public post this?! You still have a family to respect and one day maybe a family of your own. Grow up already!! Watch all the porn, have all the sex you want, while smoking all the dope you want. But don’t display such un-tasteful pumpkins on twitter for younger girls to look at and this is cool. There shouldn’t be child stars, because most turn into adult tragedies trying to shed there “kiddy” status. Fuck off Miley!!

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    Miley Cyrusis aslut
    Commented on this photo:

    All she needs is a beard and curlier hair, dyed black and her transformation to Billy Ray Cyrus is complete.

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    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    uuumm. that panty cum looks so #fucking beautiful #seriously lets #fuck

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    The whole wrecking ball things makes sense. She’s wrecking her career and making herself into a train wreck. Miley, just go do porn already and give yourself a break. Not that I would watch her in a porno since she is too hard to look at now.

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    mimcai
    Commented on this photo:

    She is messing up with her life. Wrecking it!!!!!Just stop the naked thing. What if kids saw these? That would not be good!!!!!!!1

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    mimi's husband
    Commented on this photo:

    STOP BEING CRAZY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!f**k!!!!!!

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    sillycon
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want her to use that tongue properly and lick my asshole clean already!! quit that teasin’ Gurl !!

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    sillycon
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin…you little fucktard….wipe off that lipstick!

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    Jody
    Commented on this photo:

    Good job Mom and Dad!

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    Big Willie
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass is hungry, it’s eating her panties!

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    Big Willie
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    What a waste of time and skin!

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    Nadlley
    Commented on this photo:

    She have a good song but she doesn’t have a good boobs-kinda flat boobs, flat ass and flat body-shape. she also have the flat brain.

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    its sad that she swears that this is all helping her carrier! she has no body, no boobs, and that tongue always sticking out, its ridiculous thats now how a woman should behave and she is the worse example for a roll model, i would never let my nieces watch this garbage, listen to any of her songs or videos. i do nothing to promote this piece of garbage! her carrier should be over real soon watch!

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