Isn’t Miley Cyrus Already A Porn Parody?

April 4th, 2014 // 32 Comments

You’d think a porn parody of Miley Cyrus would be redundant, but fortunately the fine folks in the adult film industry have yet to meet a product they couldn’t slap dicks and butts into which is why I’m patiently waiting for Backdoorgammon XXX and You Sunk My Battledick. Anyway, below is a crazy NSFW link to the trailer for Molly’s Wrecking Ball a porn parody of Miley Cyrus’ life starring Miley May who should probably never occupy the same space as as our universe’s Miley, or else the very fabric of existence will vagina diddle itself right the fuck out. I don’t know who brought her over, but I have a pretty good hunch.

Molly’s Wrecking Ball Trailer – PornerBros.com (NSFW)

Photos: Twitter

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  1. Even the production company is a parody, Porner Brothers. Which brings up the question why is there no Dickelodeon?

  2. tokiromi

    where’s the rest of her foot?

  3. jep

    She actually doesn’t look as sleazy as Miley Cyrus.

    • anonymous

      That’s what I was going to comment on. First time ever that a porn doppelganger looks more respectable than the celebrity.

  4. Cock Dr

    I can’t play that here.
    I’m not even sure I want to.

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    biff
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    What a haggard bitch

  6. Deacon Jones

    Hopefully this is for free on the internets!

  7. MIley May? Nah, I’m pretty certain Miley Wood.

    Now that you’re all done throwing rotten tomatoes, they did a fine job on that cover pic up there.

  8. Yes I did look. Where do they find these doppelgangers from?
    She’s like Miley but a next door girl who sleeps with everyone. Not many films and no big players in this so it will fail big time. Parody porn needs a plot or caricatures you can relate to who in your mind would do nasty sex , anal and dp etc. The original porn ST and STNG were great examples of good porn parody.

    • There are a great good many “girl next doors” who do stuff like this. Unfortunately, most of them do it because it was done to them WAY too young.

  9. coljack

    Watching the trailer made me realize something: I actively don’t want to see a Miley Cyrus sex tape. Maybe it’s the haircut. Maybe it’s the self-absorption. But it was disturbing to watch someone that looks that much like Miley Cyrus have sex.

    I did not have the same reaction to Kim K or Paris. So Miley, in ten years, when you’re looking to make people remember who you were, please don’t go this route. I’m begging you!

  10. Prosthetic buck teeth are a classy touch to heighten the illusion.

  11. These idiots couldn’t even get the porn parody title right. They were one letter off. It should be “Molly’s Wrecking Balls,” with Molly’s in this case being a contraction for Molly and is. Or I guess it should be “Balls Wrecking Molly.”

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    eatmybung
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    zitface bitch

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    sadface
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    EWWW GOD THOSE SURFACE STUDS

  14. Miley May Porn Miley Cyrus
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    i hope her parents don’t find out. sad.

  15. Cosmo

    I’m surprised they didn’t go the same route as a lot of the recent porno parodies and call it “This Ain’t Miley Cyrus: The XXX Parody.” So it already has that going for it.

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    tom
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    i’d definitely take her over Miley Cyrus any day.

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    Mr. Fahrenheit
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    I can’t figure out what’s more tragic: a woman having sex for money, or a woman forced to “study” Miley Cyrus to portray her.

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    I like this.

  19. The trailer doesn’t work for me. Goddamn it.

  20. All I can see is one of those kinetic steel ball office toys with tiny boyish Disney whores attached, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing…

  21. This chick looks more like Katie Couric than Miley. They should have had Riley Reid play Miley. She looks like hotter version of Miley, performs really great on film and looks less “trailer trash” than the real Miley.

  22. S. Hemp Melnibone

    Billy Ray has already ordered a copy, I’m sure…

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    yeah at least she has an ASS!

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