Miley Cyrus probably thought she was going to be awesome showing off her new haircut at the VMAs last night except Pink showed up with the same exact one because apparently looking like Brigitte Nielsen (h/t Jill) is in this year, and now that’s all anyone’s talking about. So to help Miley out, here she is telling People she’s suddenly recording a new album now and probably isn’t getting married:
“I’ve got so much planning to do with the tours and getting the record out,” she shared, explaining why she may postpone her nuptials. “I mean I’m really excited to obviously get married, but, I kind of already feel married, and I know we’re forever. I don’t really need the paper right now, so I’m just really trying to work.”
You know what’s always a good sign? When a 19-year-old says she already feels like she’s married. You can practically feel the passion and heat these two must have.
LIAM: Hey, grabbing lunch with my buddy Tim, back in a hour.
MILEY: Have fun without me. *spends three days frowning and watching reality television*