Miley Cyrus Got Drunk And Ate A Penis Cake

January 25th, 2012 // 156 Comments

“Drankin’ sure does make me hungry for dem wiener cakes.”

Because the world needed to see them and be enriched by their presence, TMZ was awesome enough to fire over these photos of Miley Cyrus celebrating Liam Hemsworth‘s birthday on Saturday where she apparently got chipmunk-faced drunk (Still 19 by the way.) before someone whipped out her old pal the cameraphone which naturally ended with a giant penis cake getting a Mullettown Mouth Massage. It was practically her destiny.

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ.com

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    Nina
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    Her father taught her well. Always go for the balls first! The boys love that.

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    Nina
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    The black bits?!? Anus? Oh Miley, you really are a dirty girl!

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    andi
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    this is fabulous

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    Don
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    I’d eat her shit and suck the blood out of her dripping wet snatch on call. But I think her assistant already does that. :(

  5. John

    Well, the way I look at it, I’d say that MC was ALREADY drunk when she decided to get her boyfriend male genitals for a birthday cake, how stupid can you get, and I didn’t know that Liam was that “far out” (if you know what I mean) to agree to eat such a disgustingly shaped cake? Then again, he is dating Miley Cyrus, so I’m not surprised.

    Secondly, where was Billy Ray when all of this was going on, getting another tattoo with his drugged out loser son, Trace? Probably. Hey Miley, keep doing what you’re doing and showing the world that “you’re a grown up.” After doing so, you’ll join the ranks of waste baskets like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Oh wait, you’re already there! One more question for you, Miley: Can you say REHAB?

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    JeremyC
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    Why it has a penis shape? is that a birthday of a pornstar? wtf? nobody asked that

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    nahhbicthitsme
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    ????????? what does that suppose to mean????????

  8. Montana

    So, she used to be an annoying tween pop star, and now the she’s all grown up, she’s become AWESOME. What’s the down side?

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    katja
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    OMG if that was my daughter…..

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    soya
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    ewww nasty diseased looking penis

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    schnitzel
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    She is so disgusting. She needs to go away along with the Kardashian whores and Courtney Stodden.

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    schnitzel
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    Wow, she really turned out to be a disgusting drug addicted skank, didn’t she.

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    Vicki
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    i once received a chocolate penis sucker on my birthday when i bartended. Did I suck on it provocatively in front of all the men around?
    -No. I’m not an attention whore… This pictures gross me out. She so desperately wants people to want to fuck her…

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    LS
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    How does she get to drink when she’s under 21?

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    Billy Ray
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    Come on sex tape!!

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    Anon
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    Is she wearing thigh highs?

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    Qusaed
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    What a family of hicks.

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