Miley Cyrus Got Drunk And Ate A Penis Cake

January 25th, 2012 // 156 Comments

“Drankin’ sure does make me hungry for dem wiener cakes.”

Because the world needed to see them and be enriched by their presence, TMZ was awesome enough to fire over these photos of Miley Cyrus celebrating Liam Hemsworth‘s birthday on Saturday where she apparently got chipmunk-faced drunk (Still 19 by the way.) before someone whipped out her old pal the cameraphone which naturally ended with a giant penis cake getting a Mullettown Mouth Massage. It was practically her destiny.

Photos: Courtesy of TMZ.com

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    boing
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    whys is this sooo hott?

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    KC
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    Hannah Montana just got real, yo.

  3. Miley Cyrus is just like ME!!!! (I totally did it first, btw. damn celebrity copy cats)

  4. Miley Cyrus Penis Cake Drunk
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    She looks like she’d be a fun date.

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    The Most Interesting
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    Like Daddy always says: “T’ain’t dun right til the taint’s dun right!”

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    Gutttboy
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    snaggletooth + testicles = bandaids and ointment.

  7. Unna

    I wished I never saw these pictures, now I’m going to heave. One day she’ll be sorry that she did this, and when is the sex tape going to be so called leaked.

    • No she won’t. These people don’t give a shit.

      Only leak the sex tape if she’s good. None of this just lay there and get pissed on.

  8. Jess

    Ah, to be English – when this is perfectly normal and legal behaviour for a 19-year old :D

  9. The cake company must had leftovers from the Justin Beiber birthday party.

  10. Fashion Police

    At least she matched her lipstick and her nail polish to her outfit. +1

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    aa
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    looks like someone took a bite of the tip…

  12. Miley Cyrus Penis Cake Drunk
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Lifetime was making “The Lorena Bobbit Story,” not the Disney Channel.

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    Big Kev
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    Miley knows her way around a penis. Trust me.

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    Big Kev
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    I know a guy who works backstage named Jamont. Miley likes ‘em big, fat, black and deep in her backside.

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    your mom
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    Warts on the balls, herpes on the tip… was this designed by Paris Hilton?

  16. Billy Rays Taint

    SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    VAxB
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    Not the first black balls to grace her mouth I’m sure.

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    Cock Dr
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    I’m just shocked she apparently turned out heterosexual.

  19. Miley Cyrus Penis Cake Drunk
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    Miley loves the taint. Good to know.

  20. Miley Cyrus Penis Cake Drunk
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    I suppose the bigger question would be why her boyfriend got a cock cake.

  21. Miley Cyrus Penis Cake Drunk
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    Hey Yall, anybody got some syrup?

  22. Johnny P!

    “Dear Mr. Disney,
    Here’s my pitch for a new fairytale for ya.
    One, day, the Princess misbehaved (or on several days), so the evil witch gave her some ‘wonky juice’ (or bongwater, or whatever you think best), tellin’ her it was pure Southern apple juice. The Princess, under the influence of the ‘spell’, took a bite out of the Large Headed Mushroom in the woods and fell into a deep coma. She only awakened again when there was a Prince with a lucrative (had my friend Sammy-ray help me with the spellin’ of that! :-} ) deal on the table for her to be Reignin’ Princess agin.
    The End.
    Whaddaya think?!”
    Billy Ray

  23. White People Suck

    A white girl pretending to chow down on a black cock. Yep Obama is going to be re-elected there is no doubt now.

  24. dontkillthemessenger

    Can we just fast forward to the part with the unwanted pregnancy, shotgun marriage, quickie divorce, bankruptcy, and the 5 trips to rehab mixed in?

  25. EricLr

    If Billy Ray Cyrus was my father, I would be drinking a lot heavier than that.

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    troll
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    No, in the netherlands we call this : een erg grote aandachts hoer

    :D

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    Techman
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    Her new business cards say:

    Miley Cyrus
    Professional salad tosser.

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    RockIt
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    Looks like she is giving a rim job and working the taint over good.

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    sexyman48
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    The smegma was a classy touch.

  30. The Royal Penis

    That cake has no realism to it. She’d be slurping it up if it had Santorum on the tip…that’s why she’s “pretending”.

  31. The Critical Crassness

    What a bunch of idiots, as usual, jumping on the “Chief Idiot’s Bandwagon of Untruth”….that’s a flagon of ice tea and it is pretty difficult to get drunk on Lipton…..as for her eating the cake…her mouth never actually touches it….too bad all any of you want to do is find fault, when you should be applauding her attempt to deep-throat this thing while stone cold sober…

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    nick
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    Consider yourself cock-blocked.

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    Tyrone Biggums
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    She definitely knows what she’s doing.

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    jjkg
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    What a nasty girl, I can’t believe she chose the balls to suck on, instead of the tip.

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    LongDongBlackKong
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    I ALWAYS KNEW SHE CRAVED THE BLACK MEAT. THEY ALL DO HEHE!

  36. Miley Cyrus Penis Cake Drunk
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    HAHAHAHAHA
    it’s funny cause it’s cake and penis

  37. Stylighter

    Hey! It’s her DESTINY. I get it. Because that was her original birth name… oh, I guess now the joke is on me for immediately summing that knowledge from the recesses of my mind-brain. I see whatcha did there. Touche, SW. Touche indeed.

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    Loix
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    looks like a 30 year old street hooker

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    BAHAH
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    Miley eats cock every weekend, nothing new here…

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    starla
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    Isn’t is nice how these Disney kids turn out? At least this one anyway. I sure bet Dad is proud of his little girl now. Miley your a ho. A fugly ho.

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    Mongo
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    Someone tell her thats a penis, not a Vagina. Unless she likes to lick the taint alot..

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    pookiewookie
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    Why is this girl constantly allowed into clubs to drink underage?

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    I am going to go out on a limb herevand guess that the back side of this cake is a giant vag.

  44. Gary B

    Demi Lovato gets flak for a bra pic, so bad she takes a twitter break, Miley eats a penis cake and no one cares. Did I get that right?

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    muak!
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    And now we find the guy that the huge black penis belong !

  46. Bluth

    Got drunk and ate a penis cake? Sounds like my tuesday mornings

  47. whim

    you know how we call this in the netherlands?
    …………LATE PUBERTY, folks!!

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    decalex
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    That’s it. I quit the internet.
    Again.

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    Jean
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    She likes dicks like many other women, what’s the problem??

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    XFX
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    That’s a very painful picture.

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