Miley Cyrus Went Topless To A Fashion Show

Hey, remember Miley Cyrus? Chick with the vagina? Her dad was that country singer? It’s not important. Anyway, here she is at some Alexander Wang fashion show party thing wearing basically nothing but pants and pasties which she’s probably hoping will distract everyone from the fact she brought a fake homeless person to the VMAs because hyper-sexualized chipmunkery is completely out of character for Miley and not the same goddamn shit we’ve seen for over a year now. In fact, I’m only taking a nap right now because that’s how I register excitement. Pure… *yawwnnn* … excitement. Yeah, that.

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