Miley Cyrus Pasties Nipple Crying Kardashians Midget Ass Bikini Twerk

The Superficial / September 22, 2013

The Emmys are happening right now, and while all of those people are being recognized for a year of hard work collaborating with their peers to make quality television, not a single one of them wore pasties or twerked all over a midget. So here’s Miley Cyrus doing all those things plus interacting with the Kardashians because there is no Hannah anymore. Only Zuul. On that note, here’s the other shit she did with her butt.

Paraded it around in this:

Miley Cyrus Ass iHeartRadio

Which you can see more pics of here:

And then watch her cry all over her massive cameltoe because Liam Hemsworth doesn’t love her anymore:

 

Which is nothing tweeting her ass in a bikini won’t fix:

Miley Cyrus Bikini

And now back to the pasties shots which are the only thing any of you are even going to bother to look at. I don’t even need to post anything else tomorrow, but I will because I can’t say no to that face. Yours, not Miley Cyrus. I’ll say no to her anytime because I hate chipmunks. Think they’re so goddamn cute…

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