Miley Cyrus Pasties Nipple Crying Kardashians Midget Ass Bikini Twerk

September 22nd, 2013 // 76 Comments

The Emmys are happening right now, and while all of those people are being recognized for a year of hard work collaborating with their peers to make quality television, not a single one of them wore pasties or twerked all over a midget. So here’s Miley Cyrus doing all those things plus interacting with the Kardashians because there is no Hannah anymore. Only Zuul. On that note, here’s the other shit she did with her butt.

Paraded it around in this:

Miley Cyrus Ass iHeartRadio

Which you can see more pics of here:

And then watch her cry all over her massive cameltoe because Liam Hemsworth doesn’t love her anymore:







 

Which is nothing tweeting her ass in a bikini won’t fix:

Miley Cyrus Bikini

And now back to the pasties shots which are the only thing any of you are even going to bother to look at. I don’t even need to post anything else tomorrow, but I will because I can’t say no to that face. Yours, not Miley Cyrus. I’ll say no to her anytime because I hate chipmunks. Think they’re so goddamn cute…

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. kery

    They look awful like they are going to a freak show ;P

  2. I hope they go shopping at a Kenyan mall.

  3. brian

    I think Kourtney looks great.

  4. Her tongue is the only thing that really needs a pastie.

  5. With one fell swoop, humanity could be saved if someone just dropped a bomb on whatever location these subhuman scumbags are at.

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Basically naked.
    Sex video enroute??
    Some BBC up in them gutz??

  7. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    “Small People”, ok, MIDGET back up dancers? Where is the sex video dammit???????

  8. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yup, still lickin’ pole ya’ll !”

  9. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeopardy answer: What is huge black cock Alex….

  10. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    On my tongue, NOT in my eye please ya’ll ! !

  11. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    And then, and then, and then, DANG, he shoved it ALL the way in my butt ! Dang boy, watch chew doin’ back there ??

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    How many cows must be sacrificed for this huge mob????? How many ?????

    Damm, at least they LOOK good and slutty.
    A STD nightmare tho…………………..

  13. Dane Cook

    She needs to work on those tanlines. Her boobs look like two scoops of vanilla icecream.

  14. anonymous

    Why is she crying? She the one whoring it up every chance she gets and making a fool of herself. Liam just got fed up with her shit.

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    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    So the chipmunk was there, but she brougt no black nuts with her (which presumably explains Kim’s absence).

  16. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Commented on this photo:

    “I need an even bigger train wreck then me. . . where are the Kardashians???”

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    Big Earl likes 'em jung
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley is just not hot – no matter how little she wears. Now, if Katy Perry acted and dressed like Miley, that would be hot (slutty, but hot).

  18. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
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    Can’t sing, can’t act, and looks like Justin Bieber with tits. At least, she’s not a Kardashian.

  19. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    hurdur
    Commented on this photo:

    wat

  20. Goddamn Kendall is fine. Throw all the rest in the trash where they belong.

  21. whatever

    Immature and selfish little girl, desperate for attention. To think.she was engaged to be married, what a joke! Miley, Miley, Miley…..

  22. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin Bieber in drag, you can’t deny it. Looks just like it.

  23. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Commented on this photo:

    Here is my order of desire: 1 Miley (of course), 2- Kendall, 3-Kylie, 4-Kourtney. That’s it – Sorry Chloe, not interested.

  24. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
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    Now my computer screen is sticky.

  25. Baptiste

    She must prepare for the coming of Gozer.
    That explains a lot.

  26. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Commented on this photo:

    eat your artsy-fartsy heart art gaga, you will never ever have ‘the walmart edge’.

  27. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    blerg
    Commented on this photo:

    Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring Banana-ho

  28. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Meltdown meet Full blown meltdown

  29. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Commented on this photo:

    I really don’t like the direction Nintendo’s taking with Princess Peach.

  30. Robb7

    The dregs of humanity.

  31. EricLR

    I’m thinking she should perform in that outfit at the next Gathering of the Juggalos. Only good things could possibly result.

  32. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    AWOL
    Commented on this photo:

    Just use a giant cock mic and get it over with.
    We get it, we get it, you are a whore.

  33. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    TheGhost
    Commented on this photo:

    In all the pictures of a braless miley in a semi-see through shirt, she is wearing those pasties and everyone thinks they are seeing her hard nipples and areolas.

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    Cock Dr
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    This is an act that clearly belongs in Vegas.
    Her and Brittany…keep ‘em there.

  35. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Vegas is where old Mouseketeers go to sing their pop songs for confused Japanese high rollers.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “Once, when I was a little girl, I licked a metal pole in the middle of a cold spell. Look closely, you can still see the scar. Now, wanna know what happened to my nipples…?”

  37. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Tell the world to come to Las Vegas NV.
    Look at the entertainment acts that America showcases out there in the desert.

  38. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Those tiny tits should always be covered. Please and thank you.

  39. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at dem big bright teef.
    And to end on a somewhat positive note…her hair does look a little better here and she does have terrific skin.

  40. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Judd
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess the photographer forgot his extra-wide lense and therefore had to leave out the urine Queen (aka Moo-Moo-Kimmy)

  41. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    The O
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says, “I can’t sing!” quite like a naked body.

  42. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Mitch Haase
    Commented on this photo:

    Walt Disney is spinning in his grave.

  43. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Commented on this photo:

    2013 version of the film “Barbarella”?

  44. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Commented on this photo:

    KK spawn,”You actually like huge Black cocks?”
    Miley, ” Ubetcha! “

  45. anonym

    This girl knows how to get people’s attention, good or bad.

    She will be a new example studied in Marketing 101.

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    jaime
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    I want to wake up with Kendall next me. The prettiest of the bunch.

  47. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Zo
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    iWh*reRadio Music Festival !

  48. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Zo
    Commented on this photo:

    agggggggggggggg totally Disgusting

  49. Miley Cyrus Nipples Pasties
    Nicholi1120
    Commented on this photo:

    so is she going to release a sex tape or just go directly into porn?

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