Because Miley Cyrus can’t go 24 hours without
reminding everybody running it so far into the ground she could jerk off China that she’s not Hannah Montana anymore, here she is at her album release party last night still sticking her tongue out so I’ll complete my transformation into a crotchety old bastard who hates 20-year-olds and their blast-darn tworking. Now go to college! You’re upsetting my prunes.
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