Miley Cyrus’ Parents File For Divorce

October 27th, 2010 // 105 Comments

This, uh. This explains a lot.

Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are calling it quits after 17 years of marriage. There’s no talk of a third party, so to make this more scandalous, I’m going to say it’s Miley. People reports:

“As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family,” they say in a statement. “We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.”

Want to know the creepiest part about all this? Britney Spears‘ parents also divorced – after 17 years of marriage. It’s like that episode of Fringe where Massive Dynamic tried to raise test tube children under the exact same conditions. Except instead of acquiring mind control, these two become undue burdens of the state after suffering a psychological break from squeezing out redneck children because they ain’t done know any better. Goddamn you, Walt Disney. Goddamn you to hell.

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  1. Ok, I’m officially going to start beating the drum that if fucking underage chicks is going to be illegal, then underage chicks dressing and acting like fucktoys should be illegal too.

    I wonder what Mel Gibson would say about her?

    • Cardinal Fang

      I totally support this! You are so right. I saw the other day that was waaaaaaaaaaay to young 13ish? to be wearing what she was. If I wasn’t a guy I would have said something.

    • BennyfromThames

      Brother you are preaching to the choir! Don’t look at her she’s underage, but it’s okay for her to be sexualized for profit and to sell music… just don’t fap to her if you’re too old. If you want men to view them as girls then society should stop girls from dressing like Brazilian hookers that can’t afford shirts! America if your daughters have the “right” to walk around with half their tits exposed, then men have the “right” to look if they please! If I’m a pervert for looking then at least she should be considered a cock tease with no upbringing for showing.

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    Henry
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    Her cunt must taste like honey

  3. Does anyone else read this article and think, “Huh… this sounds strangely like ‘The Boys From Brazil’”?

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    meh
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    What the hell is that on her head?

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    Jessics
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    Lindsay lohan clone. She’ll be doing coke and going to her first rehab stint within the year, and of course using her parents divorce as an excuse.

  6. Willy Wonka

    If my daughter was a whore I’d want a divorce as well…

  7. Willy Wonka

    I like this pic, you can almost see her Vag AND her tit. Good stuff!

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    TJL
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    26 days and these conversations about legality will be over. And about that time Miley here will go on a bender, something like Britney or Christina did when they had millions and no reason to listen to their parents anymore. I have been excited to watch this train wreck and see how she handles it.

  9. cc

    Notice how I left my calling card on her forehead?

  10. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look at me! I have this many brain cells!”

  11. Ricks_Daddy

    All these comments for this nasty, dirty-haired redneck. Yet barely any for Jessica White’s yummy brown ass? LOL

    America is special.

  12. Robert

    Aw poor Hunchy. Her father told her mom to shove it cause he’s got rights to his cash calf i mean daughter. Poor, poor Hunchy.

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    Ron
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    She looks like she shit her pants.

  14. Michele

    They lasted alot longer than alot of celeb. marriages. Why are such mean things being said about these people? Is someone jealous of their fame and fortune?They are fairly nice people, and do alot of charity work like farm aide, etc.., and Dolly Parton is Miley’s Godmother.

    • Turd Ferguson

      “Why are such mean things being said about these people? ”

      Hmm – because they pimped her out to make a buck?
      Because her talentless ‘religious’ father adjusted his morals as long as they got paid?

  15. jennifer

    she is nothing but a trailer trash dirty little nasty ass tart and whore, good that her parents broke up she deserves it, she was probably fucking her father anyway, thats how she got the hannah montana job, she is filth, garbage and absolutely useless. Fuck this stinking untalenting useless shitty little teen…..

  16. Turd Ferguson

    Awww, who is going to give her that great fashion advice and parenting to make sure she doesnt dress like a whore or embarrass herself with stupid overly-sexed videos?

    Oh yeah. Nevermind.

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    grobpilot
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    Could this kid look anymore trailer-park? She intentionally woke up that morning, got dressed, looked in the mirror (maybe) and said, “I look good” and headed out the door.

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    Bob
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    She looks like a guilty retarded kid who just ate the last marshmallow.

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    Cardinal Fang
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    I would love to find out.

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    jenn
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    ummm why is her boob out?
    why would you wear a shirt with a hole that big anywhere let alone right where your boob is located. does she have insanely sweaty pits? i do not understand.

  21. Ponkur

    I’d fuck her right in the basketball…. err i mean face.

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    mark
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    Wow, she’s really a mess.

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    Wizd
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    Miley is so not hot compared to Britney. Miley looks as no star quality.
    Just all the wrong stuff.

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    i love MILEY CYRUS!!!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    i love you MILEY CYRUS!!!!! you is my rolemodel!!!!! you is my favorite!!!!! you is a very very very very good person!!!!! MILEY CYRUS forever!!!!!

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    i love MILEY CYRUS!!!!!
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    i love you MILEY CYRUS!!!!!

  26. Miley Cyrus
    i love MILEY CYRUS!!!!!
    Commented on this photo:

    i love you MILEY CYRUS!!!!!

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