Miley Cyrus Made A Song For Occupy Wall Street

November 29th, 2011 // 70 Comments

“Protesting is far out, man.”

Now that she’s officially been declared Sir Lady Smokes-A-Lot of Ganjingham Palace, Miley Cyrus has dedicated a song to all the hippies out there fighting The Man because if there’s anything anti-establishment hipsters love, it’s an auto-tuned house beat that seamlessly blends into whatever noises Britney Spears is making into a microphone these days. I can hear the PBR’s cracking open now. Via The LA Times:

The pop singer has released a video for the remix of “Liberty Walk” off her album “Can’t Be Tamed” composed entirely of footage from the various Occupy protests worldwide. Included are police beatings, things burning and lots of angry marching. It’s strong stuff from the girl once known as Hannah Montana.
The video was posted Saturday to her official YouTube channel and bears the dedication, “This is dedicated to the thousands of people who are standing up for what they believe in…”

And exactly as her label’s marketing department planned, Fox News’ entire audience immediately shat its Wranglers in response:

The video has predictably made Cyrus persona non grata in a number of households and stirred the ire of conservative media. Comments on her YouTube page include one from a dad who wrote, “Miley Cyrus is now banned from my house along with 30 other entertainment political wannabes. My kids are not allowed to have anything related to you or what you stand for…….and you know what? they actually said it to me that they lost interest in you and your cruddy music and movies and tv show…. Bah-bye Miley,…. you get no more of my hard earned money you one percenter liar.”

Setting aside the fact that the most bubble gum, corporate pop star who sat on the throne of a billion dollar merchandising franchise wants us to believe she’s suddenly an anti-greed, grassroots activist now, there is absolutely no way that dude’s kids went, “Miley Cyrus done hates capiterlism! Boycott her show, pappy.” Because if someone actually does listen to Miley Cyrus’ music, I have a newsflash for you, they’re 11. And if an 11-year-old is parsing pop music for Communist propaganda, I have another newsflash for you, you’ve raised a future Applebee’s district manager.

Okay, that was a bit harsh. Let’s go with serial killer, you’ve raised a serial killer. I got carried away back there.

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Satan's bitch

    Auto-tuned ear bleed.

  2. karlito

    i’m upset that she decided not to go all out skank when she turned 18. she was teasing us when she was 17 with her camel toe outfits and sideboob dresses and braless t-shirts but now she’s 19 and nothing. i thought at least we’d get a tit flash or g-string crotch shot, but nothing. Miley i’m very disappointed. it is your duty as a female celebrity to show the world your lady parts.

  3. Mr. Ed

    Ugly chipmunk is ugly.

  4. The Most Interesting

    Meh. Still better than Bieber’s “Yvan eht Nioj”.

  5. EricLr

    In unrelated news, all current and former members of the band Judas Priest committed mass suicide today, leaving behind a note which read simply “That’s it. We’re out.”

  6. Just what people need. Protest songs from a 19-year old millionaire. Maybe she should compose a song about having been spoon-fed 100 dollar bills from Disney since she was a kid and how grateful she should be to live in a country that makes this possible.

    Grow the fuck up.

    • Help

      This. Those OWS people would tear her to shreds, and if they embrace this little spoiled rich brat, then it’ll just show how pointless their protest is.

      • Plurp

        Why would they do that? OWS sucks up to Michael Moore and he is a millionaire. They suck up to all the rich twats who visit the ows slums in order to increase their street cred. ows is a joke and their protest is pointless, no matter if they like Miley Cyrus or not.

    • cc

      Thank you.

    • occam's boner

      Rock on, Eric and, uh, Plurp!

      Fuck the Flea Party. What a colossal joke. Wall St and DC are one in the same, you fools. If you posers ever decide to march on the mall then *maybe* you’ll have something. Right now, you’re just a bunch of pussies.

    • I Complain A Lot

      So to all the OWS haters out there, are you saying that the deck isn’t stacked against the middle class? All the laws that benefit the rich and big corporations out there is all ok? It’s ok for a millionaire to pay 17% in income taxes while a middle class person earning 50k a year pay 35%? Do all you haters think everything is fine and on the level? Are you people really that dense or are you ok with the middle class getting fucked every which way possible. Gah!

      • Tess

        OWS= what came out of the “self esteem” crap of the 90′s. Giving out all of the participation ribbons created a bunch of entitled brats. Guess what? Nobody owes you anything. If it weren’t for the “rich” people and corporations, none of us would have jobs. Not everyone is content to sit around in their own filth whining in the streets all day.

  7. Miley Cyrus Pillows
    Commented on this photo:

    Know what would be funny? If those torn pants were all she had and she had to sleep on those pillows in an old van.

  8. Miley Cyrus Pillows
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta love rich people who wear torn pants.

  9. I think people should keep on overreacting for my amusement.
    Miley has my bong again, shit.

  10. Jo

    dumb twat don’t you realize these people you support hate you because a) you suck b) you rake in millions and they hate people who have more than them and b) you suck.

  11. Pictured: Miley Cyrus’ Mom.

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    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks older than I do.. and I’m 22

  13. rough

    Has all the protesters found dates yet? What the hell does she know about getting shafted by the MAN?

  14. General Disarray

    Whatevs, as long as she’s pissing off politicians and anyone at Fox news it’s all gravy. That, in itself, is enough entertainment for me.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Does anyone even take Fox News seriously anymore, or is it more of a tongue and cheek thing now, like whenever Rooney would go on the air past 80?

  16. Geez, Fish… way to hold a grudge. You get cut off in one Applebee’s… :)

  17. riptide

    This trumps many so called “professional news source” articles. It tells the truth, as is. And calls Miley on her BS. She’s a pretentious b&tch who will sell out to the highest bidder while preaching the complete opposite. She should be a politician. No, scratch that. We can’t allow Disney to have more power.

  18. zomgbie

    she looks like shes 30.
    or
    one year younger than courtney stodden.

  19. Clarence Beeks

    her face looks busted in that picture! I do not think she is a pretty girl, but she usually looks better than that!

  20. Frank Burns

    Miley, as talented as she is, has the political sensibility of a hood rat and is a scrotum. To attempt to profit off of the first important social moment of 50 years with an autotuned piece of ear noise is an insult to the fight for economic civil rights known as #occupywallstreet.

  21. “You’ll never live like common people
    You’ll never do what common people do
    You’ll never fail like common people
    You’ll never watch your life slide out of view, and dance and drink and screw
    Because there’s nothing else to do.
    “…Sing along with the common people, sing along and it might just get you thru’,
    Laugh along with the common people,
    Laugh along, even though they’re laughing at you,
    And the stupid things that you do,
    Because you think that poor is cool. ”

    “Common People” Pulp

  22. wandat

    occupy autotune!!!!!!!!!1

  23. jesus he knows me

    :D

  24. Mitch

    All of these dumb fucking celebrities are vying for the position of official musician of the occupy movement so they can make even more money.

    The irony is awesome.

  25. it'smeain't?

    From one dipshit (Miley Cyrus) to a BUNCH of dipshits (OWS). It’s symmetrical.

  26. cc

    She didn’t write anything, it’s actually a cover of 1982′s ‘Pass the Dutchie’.

  27. Venom

    Ha Ha Ha, this reminds me of South Park’s spoof of Alan Jackson’s song, “Where were you on 9/11″

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_E7Vce8vU

    • Juaquin ingles

      Is that the one about not knowing the difference between Iraq and Iran or was that a different redneck?

      • Octavio

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  28. What happened to her? Looks like she was left outside for a long time.

  29. Archies_Leach

    Where’s Joe Hill when we need him the most.

  30. ticonderoga

    You idiots need to get your journalism right. Miley didn’t make this song for the protesters. She made this song a LONG time ago, and some dude on youtube put a video up with the song playing. That is all. She has no affiliation with the video whatsoever.
    Yet another fail from superficial

    • Er, Miley Cyrus made the video for the remix and put it up on HER OWN YouTube channel. Which is explained at the top of the post. Reading is fundamental!

      • ticonderoga

        First off, you’re ignoring the fact that it says in this story she made a SONG for the occupy wall street gang. Yet she made this song OVER A YEAR AGO.
        Secondly, that’s not her official youtube account. Her official youtube account is-
        http://www.youtube.com/user/MCForRealzzz

        Thirdly, SHE DIDN’T MAKE THE VIDEO. If you traced the roots back, you will see that a person on youtube made the video, and that miley account just reposted it.

        Learning is fundamental!

  31. Ruth

    Wow. I am impressed for two reasons:
    1) No half naked gyrating with men
    2) It showed news outside of America

  32. Miley Cyrus Pillows
    Huh?
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl is point-blank ugly. I never understood the appeal, her face looks like it’s been melted or something. It confuses me to look directly at it.

  33. katja

    Go dad on that on that wonderful comment! She needs to hear that from someone already.

  34. Miley Cyrus Pillows
    Miley-Sucks!
    Commented on this photo:

    You fucking PINHEAD! Go eat some more grass or cud or whatever you morons eat. Stupid Bitch!

  35. Miley Cyrus Pillows
    Commented on this photo:

    “I needs the big pillows. It hurts when I sit down the day after Daddy makes me a drink.”

  36. larrythefatcat

    HA! A “1-percenter” trying to take part in the hippie/commie parade… and I’m just going to go out on a limb here and predict that all of these “open-minded” individuals are going to shoot her down and talk about how much they hate her… way to be even more annoying, liberal extremists!

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    baccusvd
    Commented on this photo:

    wow she looks baaadddd

  38. 59-Coleman Miley

    Making that song to tribute occupy around the world must be a chaotic disaster, having there own civil rights is a strong key.

  39. Viaco

    How stupid do all of you sound for getting angry at anyone for simply HAVING money. You defeat your own cause. Just because there are rich people doesn’t mean they can’t stand behind, and FUND your cause for change. Some of you people are fucking retarded.

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    texturefarts
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley meets wall in 3, 2, 1….

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    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    lol!

  42. Miley Cyrus Pillows
    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    meditation!!! i’ve got something for that! take as long as you chooooooose.

  43. Miley Cyrus Pillows
    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    a confession of love?

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