Miley Cyrus Nekkid!

July 26th, 2013 // 49 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus posing naked on a new Marc Jacobs T-shirt to support “Protect The Skin You’re In.” A foundation I know absolutely nothing about which is fine because neither does Miley Cyrus.

“Hey, Miley, will you pose naked for-”
“I’ll do it!”

Exactly how that went. Plus or minus twerking.

Photo: Twitter


  1. elephantman


  2. FattyFatty2X4

    every ten years somebody’s gotta do the lame, tired Madonna act.
    I guess it’s Miley’s turn.
    Ooooh, what a bad girl.

  3. brick

    I’d wear a Bieber T-shirt before this one.

  4. PumpkinBob

    It’s alright, but it’s no Neil Patrick Harris on a unicorn…

  5. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    I think they meant “Protect the Skin Yer In”

  6. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Monsignor Nelson
    Commented on this photo:

    Move the words up and we might have something here.

    • Agreed, I guess I have a different definition of “naked”. If you’re naked except for the things covering your naughty bits, you’re just like every person who isn’t naked.

  7. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Pros: she’s young and superbly fit and fabulously wealthy.
    Cons: teef, minimal talent, lacks sex appeal and puts out a closeted lesbian vibe.

  8. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Coco T-Rex
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m still not completely sure that she & Justin Bieber are not the same person.

  9. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    If Miley Cyrus was supposed pose nude for the t-shirt, why’d they put that boy… oooooooh.

  10. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    This is all Annie Liebovitz’s fault.

    • Jack Ketch

      It is so ! She’s come a long way since having to “apologize” for that fiasco of a photo shoot for Vanity Fair. What a fucking joke. And the moon-pie face ruins anything redeeming.

  11. It’s to raise money to feed white, monkey-eared, boyish gophers, right?

  12. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    And if there’s anyone who knows about skin care, its alien lesbians from outer space! In space, no one can hear you sing . . . thank god.

  13. EricLR

    There should be a rule that, to be an advocate for a cause, you at least have to be able to write down its slogan with all them thar words init spelt right.

  14. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    Move the hand and the words next, Miley. And check the dictionary definition of “naked” while your at it.

  15. nemo

    ewww. I didn’t want to see a naked Justin Bieber.

    • inkydinky

      me neither. miley is such a poser and trying so hard to be all punk and scandalous. madonna did all this years ago and did it light years better than this chipmunk.

  16. Johnny99

    It doesn’t take much to cover up Justin Bieber’s penis.

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    Joe Mahma
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not naked.

  18. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s photoshop Justin Bieber’s head onto a 12 year old girl’s body. No one will notice.

  19. If I wanted to see pictures of naked boys, I would go to Photo Boy’s house!

  20. I assume the other side of the shirt has her doing the Full Twerky.

  21. harriscandit

    She looks great however naked is not how I would describe it. This girl needs to feed the paparazzi some nice nude beach shots pronto

  22. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    Too bad she didn’t do this back when she was reasonably hot.

  23. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Kajagoogoo making a comeback?

  24. Batu Khan

    We knew this was only a matter of time. Sadly, like many desperate celebs before she waited getting naked until no one would find her attractive. Except she’s 21 not 41.

  25. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    If I cant get a boner, you’re not really naked. Or you’re gross. Or a guy.

  26. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    10 year old boy with makeup

  27. anonym

    click bait

  28. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin Bieber, is that you?

  29. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    it should say don’t fu*k with me. on the back.

  30. kery

    Madona did it and she looked sexy not like this ugly girl !!

  31. Miley Cyrus Nude Naked
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a typo, it should read “Protect your ten year old son’s skin from predators”

  32. Evangelist

    Only Jesus Christ can save you from your sins! As it was in the days of Noah people will mock and engage in all kinds of ungodliness until the Lord’s judgement comes upon them.

    Repent ye and be saved for Judgement Day grows close!

  33. dave

    They put these dang ‘ol words on my bubs, y’all.

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