Miley Cyrus: ‘Noah Is My P*ssy Police’

June 23rd, 2014 // 17 Comments
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If it seems like Miley Cyrus has been spending an awful lot of time with her 14-year-old sister Noah lately, it’s because she’s in charge of making sure Miley’s vagina is ready to be shown to as many as possible with a leotard violently wedged up in it. Haha! And you worked at Dairy Queen like a loser. Via Gossip Cop:

[Sophie] Monk was curious about whether Cyrus waxes or shaves, given how the singer’s stage show includes lots of dancing in a unitard that barely covers her pelvic region.
Cyrus explained that Noah serves as her “pussy police” to make sure “everything is staying in tact.”

Somewhere, Billy Ray Cyrus stares into an empty box of Corn Pops. “I never get the fun job,” he sulks.
“Shh, there, there,” says Fred Durst. “You got me.”
“‘Back in the basement, boy!” Billy yells, but the gimp is right. He does got something to live for. Something no vadgity beaver can ever take from him unless Fred’s family comes lookin’ for him which makes Billy laughs just thinkin’ about it. Why’d they ever go and do a thing like that?

The End.

Photos: Terry’s Diary

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  1. The Grammar Police

    Why do so many people think intact is two words???

  2. I think I’ve finally figured it out. She’s doing a live, performance-art version of the Aristocrats Joke.

  3. joe

    “What’s so weird about that?”

    -James Haven

  4. anonymous

    The incest is strong (and quite open) in this family.

  5. I wonder what her badge and nightstick look like?

  6. Ok, once again, we need Child Protective Services ASAP. It’s too late for Miley and even the younger Kardashian sisters, but maybe, just maybe, Noah can be saved….

  7. More Sophie Monk, less [way way less] Miley Cyrus.

  8. This will not do. You need somebody with more experience to guard that pussy. I have a lot more experience than any 14 year old girl, that’s for sure.

    As for payment. I’m sure we can work something out.

  9. kery

    Miley is a whore…

  10. It’s way too late for “Pussy Police.” Miley’s pussy is already on death row.

  11. cc

    In her next interview she’ll reveal that Noah shaves her vagina for her and then it’ll sound even weirder.

  12. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    Commented on this photo:

    YUCK
    i am gonna be sick
    she looks an awful lot like justin
    MMMMM
    i bet they are one and the same

  13. Miley Cyrus ass from the back in black shoes posing in a red thong leotard.
    travis
    Commented on this photo:

    She has no ass its nasty, why did i think the pics would be good

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