Miley Cyrus: ‘Noah Is My P*ssy Police’

The Superficial / June 23, 2014

If it seems like Miley Cyrus has been spending an awful lot of time with her 14-year-old sister Noah lately, it’s because she’s in charge of making sure Miley’s vagina is ready to be shown to as many as possible with a leotard violently wedged up in it. Haha! And you worked at Dairy Queen like a loser. Via Gossip Cop:

[Sophie] Monk was curious about whether Cyrus waxes or shaves, given how the singer’s stage show includes lots of dancing in a unitard that barely covers her pelvic region.
Cyrus explained that Noah serves as her “pussy police” to make sure “everything is staying in tact.”

Somewhere, Billy Ray Cyrus stares into an empty box of Corn Pops. “I never get the fun job,” he sulks.
“Shh, there, there,” says Fred Durst. “You got me.”
“‘Back in the basement, boy!” Billy yells, but the gimp is right. He does got something to live for. Something no vadgity beaver can ever take from him unless Fred’s family comes lookin’ for him which makes Billy laughs just thinkin’ about it. Why’d they ever go and do a thing like that?

The End.

Photos: Terry’s Diary