Miley Cyrus Is Over Twerking, Nipples And Vaginal Pageantry Are The New Hotness

October 3rd, 2013 // 203 Comments

Last night, Sinead O’Connor wrote an open letter to Miley Cyrus warning her not to be “prostituted” by her label and that she’s talented enough not to be constantly naked for attention.

I don’t think she read it.

Photos: Terry Richardson

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  1. Popstar miley cyrus posing with a Arizona tea can covering her mouth.
    Ms Swan
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    If you look closely enough into her crotch, you can see Billy Ray dying a slow, agonizing death.

  2. EricLR

    Someone really should do an instructional “Skanky vs. Sexy” poster for her, preferably with lots of pictures instead of them dang ole’ long words.

  3. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    Cuddles
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    That lying bitch said she’d stop doing the lizard tongue.

  4. Miley Cyrus' see-through shirt showing her nipples
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    dear Miley,
    you forgot one.
    Countin’ to two is real hard sometimes.

    love,
    the internet.

  5. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
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    I’m sure Daddy is so proud

  6. Miley Cyrus ass from the back in black shoes posing in a red thong leotard.
    me
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    would lick brown eye.

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  7. Miley Cyrus topless in black hosery with her nipple slipping out
    Terry
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    This dude is such a pro he doesn’t even get the red-eye out of the pic? I could have done this with my old ass Nikon and Picasa!

  8. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
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    Daddy probably hit that.

  9. Miley Cyrus' see-through shirt showing her nipples
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    By the look in her head, Richardson just got finished giving her the ol bowel prowler, and she’s not sure what just happened…

  10. Miley Cyrus with her tongue out holding a empty blue Arizona tea can over her crotch.
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    …………..it’s just sad at this point.

    • cc

      She’s one from being someone who acts like an idiot to someone who acts like she has a developmental disorder.

    • Dox

      Its like watching a time lapse video of the mental deterioration of a prisoner in solitary confinement.

      Next she’ll be smearing feces on the walls, and belching smoke out of her nostrils.

  11. Miley Cyrus wearing a off the shoulder red jumpsuit pulling up the crotch section
    Inner Retard
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    Honestly, how can any self-respecting father tolerate this. If I were her father Terry Richardson and Miley’s agent wouldn’t have a face already on the count of me ripping it off. Then I’d turn my attention to my little girl acting like a fucking whore.

  12. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    Deacon Jones
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    I would love to hit that!!!

  13. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
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    I viewed this in full size, but her breasts did not get any bigger.

  14. Miley Cyrus in a red leotard with her vagina showing.
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    She gots a Chuck Taylor all up in there, y’all.

  15. Miley Cyrus wearing a off the shoulder red jumpsuit pulling up the crotch section
    Deacon Jones
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    Well, I think I have some spanking material tonight

  16. John

    She continues to provide justification for Liam’s bail out. She’s a living antonym for Audrey Hepburn.

    • I find it odd how Audrey Hepburn at roughly the same age was incredibly beautiful and tremendously classy all at once. Maybe it’s me being a crotchety old bastard, but the two don’t have to be mutually exclusive.

    • Kodos

      NEVER mention the classic hotness that was Audrey Hepburn in the same article with this cheap, whorish, fashion-victim spare ever again.

      Even in jest.

  17. Miley Cyrus in a red leotard with her vagina showing.
    Deacon Jones
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    YEs! YES!

  18. Miley Cyrus with her tongue out holding a empty blue Arizona tea can over her crotch.
    coljack
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    Terry Richardson Arrested for Kiddy Porn: “But…I didn’t know it was an 8-year old boy. I swear – I thought it was Miley!”

  19. Miley Cyrus ass from the back in black shoes posing in a red thong leotard.
    Deacon Jones
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    Holy fuck, these pictures are a motherfucking GOLD MINE!

  20. schmidtler

    So the broad who couldn’t find a husband until she made it public she is into anal, and then POOF! magically she has a husband is now warning against prostituting yourself?
    I also remember Sinead cutting off all her hair in her prime because she said she was too talented as a singer to be thought of as being successful for her looks – now she’s not known for her talent or her looks, she’s the crazy nasty old broad who we all laugh at.

  21. Miley Cyrus with her tongue out holding a empty blue Arizona tea can over her crotch.
    Jenna
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    Gosh. For the life of me I can’t figure out why Liam wouldn’t want to wake up to this little charmer every day… So much the girl next door!

  22. No penis for her just a beer can.

  23. Miley Cyrus with a tie dye shirt on with smoke vapor coming out of her mouth
    Deacon Jones
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    Pretty representative of CNNs ratings

  24. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
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    What no landing strip?

  25. Miley cyrus posing with tongue out and empty can over her crotch.
    schmidtler
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    yeah, take that, Putin!

  26. Popstar miley cyrus posing with a Arizona tea can covering her mouth.
    schmidtler
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    That’s only the second biggest thing she’s had in her mouth today.

  27. Miley Cyrus wearing a off the shoulder red jumpsuit pulling up the crotch section
    Cock Dr
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    You have to suffer for your art…and to get people to look at your talentless ass.

  28. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
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    I like how the head post photo says NSFW. I think we all knew that when we saw the post was about Miley Cyrus.

  29. Miley Cyrus with her tongue out holding a empty blue Arizona tea can over her crotch.
    schmidtler
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    I betcha that Prince William is really kicking himself for marrying that Middleton chick – he missed out on this class act.

  30. Miley cyrus posing with tongue out and empty can over her crotch.
    donkeylicks
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    There’s a racist joke about grape soda in here somewhere

  31. Miley Cyrus ass from the back in black shoes posing in a red thong leotard.
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    “Mirror mirror on the wall, I got no ass…That is all.”

  32. Miley Cyrus wearing tie dye t-shirt smoking a blunt and cigarette at the same time.
    schmidtler
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    Remember, kids – smoking kills. Just not nearly goddamned fast enough.

  33. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    KingRamses
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    Maybe she does the tongue to hide the lower half of her face. Starting with her buck teeth, then downwards, she has a case of incest face.

  34. Whore Knee

    Rebel without a clue.

    • Whore Knee

      On second thought, Miley has been groomed to be a whore from the very beginning, and this type of behavior should be expected.

  35. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    KingRamses
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    What does everyone else think?

  36. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    rican
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    Well, at least she brushed that disgusting layer of gunk from her tongue.

  37. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    Vapid
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    Sinead O’Connor made good points. But Miley also seems to have it more together than the photos alone suggest (http://gawker.com/miley-cyrus-coins-the-term-strategic-hot-mess-to-desc-1440652965?autoplay=1). How is any of this different from what Madonna did?

  38. dunkydoo

    next up, rehab. makes Kim Kuntrashian look klassy.

  39. Miley Cyrus ass from the back in black shoes posing in a red thong leotard.
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    Looks painful. And gross.

  40. Sheppy

    OK, everything aside, just how did TR become a photographer? He’s just not good. At all.

  41. Miley Cyrus ass from the back in black shoes posing in a red thong leotard.
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    Doing the no ass dance

  42. So what’s the over/under on her doing Playboy? 6 months? 7?

  43. Miley Cyrus wearing tie dye t-shirt smoking a blunt and cigarette at the same time.
    Cock Dr
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    This is what feminism boils down to: we fight hard for the right to earn equal pay & access…..and opportunities to be gross immature assholes just like the menfolk.

    • Finally, someone gets it.

      • Manny

        I don’t like feminism because even though most are a part of it for the right reasons there are also a lot of extremists who are just as bad as the male sexists and I believe it focuses on mainly just women. I am a Equalist, I believe all people are created equal and should have the same rights no matter your gender or race. Believe it or not there are circumstances where men are treated in an unfair way. Domestic violence where the man is the victim and women is the abuser are often not taken as seriously and most of the time are not even reported because of fear of being ridiculed. Also when two parents are devoiced and going for custody of the kids the women is almost always give custody unless there is something wrong with her and I think that law should be seriously changed. I grew up with out my father and as much as I love my mother there were many things she couldn’t teach me that my father would have, so I had to figure it all out on my own.

  44. Miley Cyrus with her tongue out holding a empty blue Arizona tea can over her crotch.
    TooCoo
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    this almost makes Farrah Abraham look classy, ALMOST!

  45. Miley Cyrus wearing a off the shoulder red jumpsuit pulling up the crotch section
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    I’m confused. Bc I’m a straight guy looking at a half naked young pop star. That sort of thing usually gets the boner-meter to at least move the needle a bit. But not here, not now.

  46. Miley cyrus posing with tongue out and empty can over her crotch.
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    “Can” I put it there???

  47. Miley Cyrus wearing a off the shoulder red jumpsuit pulling up the crotch section
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    really Terry? Crotch goo? um, no, thank you, no.

  48. Miley Cyrus in a red leotard with her vagina showing.
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    somebody get her a wet wipe.

  49. Miley Cyrus with her tongue out holding a empty blue Arizona tea can over her crotch.
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    Oh look it is the pedo Terry Richardson, surprise surprise he is doing a photo shoot like this. I am shocked.

  50. Miley Cyrus with her tongue out holding a empty blue Arizona tea can over her crotch.
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    At this point in the shoot, Raoul became horribly distressed. He’d come onset to tell Terry that the Arizona Iced Teas had NOT been delivered as expected.

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