Miley Cyrus’ Nipple Fell Out, Of Course
If you were to ask Miley Cyrus what the entire point of spending millions of dollars and hundreds of hours planning and prepping the VMAs was for, I’m almost positive she’d tell you it was this. To make this happen. Just one of her nipples popping out on live TV. They probably didn’t even have to pay her.
“Miley, we’re prepared to offer you a gener-“
“I’ll do it for free if my boob can pop out.”
“Just one boob?”
“Just one boob.”
“Is this an Illuminati thing? Are people gonna die?”
“Cool. As long as we know up front. So sign right here…”