BEST OF 2013: Miley Cyrus’ Nekkid Video

December 30th, 2013 // 23 Comments
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Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!

SEPTEMBER

And welcome to The Age of Cyrus, or The Mulletzoic Era, if you want to be a highfalutin bitch about it. After fingering herself with a foam finger at the VMAs, unknowingly creating the most bullshit false equivalency of the year, Miley Cyrus released the video for her new single “Wrecking Ball” which featured her swinging buckass naked on a wrecking ball because Terry Richardson is a subtle bastard. Naturally, this went over huge on the Internet forcing me to write about Miley Cyrus every five minutes until I murdered that family in the Swiss Alps. And, no, I’m not even striking that out. People need to know what she did to me. THEY NEED TO KNOW. *froths all over Photo Boy’s desk*

Posted: 9.9.13

Original Post: Miley Cyrus Done Gone And Made A Nekkid Video

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  1. JimBB

    I still don’t get it. Even putting aside that “lesbian about to kick Mad Max’s ass” haircut, her body just looks weird to me. She strikes me as the quintessential “brat pretending to be a rebel, because she thinks this is what a rebel does.”…And a flat-assed brat who will only do PRETEND nudity at that. Either be a real rebel, or get back to your mansion in the Hills!

  2. Ragnar

    She’s not naked. She covered up the goods.

  3. kimmykimkim

    I’m proud to report that I have still never watched this piece of shit video. And goddamn, it feels good. It feels so good.

  4. I also refer to it as Zaloog’s favourite time of the past year. Lots of fapping material came from Miley this year. I love how Miley skyrocketed back into the spotlight with that performance at the VMAs.

    She played it perfectly. People were ready to write her of as “that chick who used to be Hannah Montana” before she did that. One simple performance turned her into the biggest star of the year. She’s still riding high on it. Well played Cyrus. Well played.

    • Mohawk Disco

      Maybe. But much like Sasha Grey when you start your adult career at “how many dicks can you shove in my ass” level there just aren’t many more places left to go to keep interest.

      • Oh really. As a prominent purveyor of porn sites, I can tell you. Sasha’s been retired for 3-4 years now and she’s still one of the most prominent, popular and searched for porn stars in the world. The quality of her work was top notch. A lot of people don’t even know she’s retired.

        Now it’s very unlikely Miley will keep her momentum, but it’s not impossible.

      • Mohawk Disco

        No need to defend Sasha’s honor, Don. I appreciate her ass as much as the next guy. Just stating the age-old rule of sometimes less is more. If you put everything on the table from the start there isn’t anything left to show later to keep up interest. Leave them always wanting for more and you’ll keep them hooked forever. Plus, Miley should be in porn if she wants to make a living with her body and not her singing.

      • I agree with the philosophy of less is more, but that’s not the kind of world we live in. Everything is oversaturated, everything is done to death. There is no room for subtlety.

        I’m hoping Miley sticks around. I can’t get enough of that tight body.

  5. Meh

    I just hope 20 years from now the internetz doesn’t bring this video back like they did with Rick Astley and call it wreckingballing.

  6. I would’ve gone with “PleistOBSCENE Era” instead of the “Mulletzoic Era”.

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    Miley Cyrusis aslut
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    All she needs is a beard and curlier hair, dyed black and her transformation to Billy Ray Cyrus is complete.

  8. ugh.
    so 2014 will be better, right?
    please say it will be better.

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    uuumm. that panty cum looks so #fucking beautiful #seriously lets #fuck

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    The whole wrecking ball things makes sense. She’s wrecking her career and making herself into a train wreck. Miley, just go do porn already and give yourself a break. Not that I would watch her in a porno since she is too hard to look at now.

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    mimcai
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    She is messing up with her life. Wrecking it!!!!!Just stop the naked thing. What if kids saw these? That would not be good!!!!!!!1

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    mimi's husband
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    STOP BEING CRAZY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!f**k!!!!!!

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    sillycon
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    I just want her to use that tongue properly and lick my asshole clean already!! quit that teasin’ Gurl !!

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    sillycon
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    Justin…you little fucktard….wipe off that lipstick!

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    Jody
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    Good job Mom and Dad!

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    Big Willie
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    Her ass is hungry, it’s eating her panties!

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    Big Willie
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    What a waste of time and skin!

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