Miley Cyrus’ VMAs Outfit Looks Exactly Like You Expected It To Look

I know what you’re thinking: “Two Miley Cyrus posts in a row?” But hear me out. Other sites are going to try and offer up some sort of hot take on Miley’s basically naked red carpet outfit whereas I in a never-ending quest for laziness will give you the only commentary you need because it’s literally Billy Ray Cyrus’ face two feet away from his daughter’s nipples that are boring the shit out of everyone because we’ve seen them 800 times already:

Billy Ray Cyrus Fave VMAs

Tell me that doesn’t say what we’re all thinking, assuming what we’re all thinking is, “No, why didn’t I die in the car?! YOU SCREWED ME, PILLS!”

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