Oh, Hey, Miley Cyrus’ Vagina, Long Time No See

I’m not sure Miley Cyrus naked counts as news anymore, or ever will again, but I do know that you people clicked the shit out of her VMAs outfit and that didn’t even have full frontal, so I can’t even imagine what’s going to happen here. Except that’s not true because it’s me phoning in the rest of the week while riding a sea of vagina traffic. *whips out surfboard*

COWALABIA, DUDE! (See? What was that? It’s like I’m not even trying.)

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