Miley Cyrus Is Dating Stella Maxwell

Patrick Schwarzenegger is a beautiful, blonde yoga instructor, so it’s not that far of a leap for Miley Cyrus to have moved on with Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell, according to the NY Daily News. As for Stella, it’s not that far of a leap to assume she thinks she’s dating Justin Bieber, so everything seems to be in order. Let’s look at her naked is the editorial decision I’m somehow being paid to make here. *checks back of head for Matrix tube* GOT IT. *gets pooped out of robot spider, yells something about spoons*

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