Maxim’s Hottest Woman Wore This To The MET Gala

May 7th, 2013 // 36 Comments

Over the weekend, Miley Cyrus announced that she’s the #1 spot on Maxim‘s HOT 100, so here she is earning that title by showing up to the MET Gala looking like Androgynous Guy Fieri after a stomach staple. I don’t know how my erection my erection isn’t piercing the moon right now she looks so hot.

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  1. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    She’s got the tight slim figure to pull this look off….it’s a shame though about the head and I’m not just referring to the horrid hair.

  2. It may not be working for you, Fish, but it’s creaming the panties of the woman behind her to the right.

  3. Mark B

    That’s a CNN level of fuckuppery if Maxim named her #1 hottest.

  4. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    lady
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    look at the woman behind her, the expression of – condescension, amusement, bemusement, confusion, disgust, sadness, and laughter, all in one..

  5. Smapdi

    So, Gwyneth Paltrow is the most beautiful woman, and Miley Cyrus is the hottest woman (or lesbian space pirate, or whatever she’s going for up there). What next, the cast of ‘The View’ as best potential orgy?

  6. Cock Dr

    Now if she had worn that dress without a lining that would have been quite a bold and take chances kind of fashion statement….and we would be seeing little Miley bedecked with stars all over on the site this morning.

  7. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    catapostrophe
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    “This here’s what’s sexy now, y’all. Go on an’ get use’ta it.”

  8. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
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    She looks like a slim Ursula the Sea Witch!

  9. Ha, ha! What fun! The MET gala had one of those static electricity balls from the children’s museum! I love those things!

    What now? They didn’t?

  10. Freebie

    LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!

  11. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    tlmck
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    Now that could work with a decent hair cut.

  12. Jay

    I remember when I actually had a subscription to Maxim…………………….., back when Christina Aguilera was actually hot. I think that was last millennium or very close to it.

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    serimode
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    Desperately Seeking….something….

  14. Mitch

    Kate Upton is hot, Miley Cyrus is just a hillbilly playing a lesbian DIsney character.

  15. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    Smells Jahoney
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    For the love of GOD.. She’s so… unexceptional. Your average laundramat will have 4 women better looking than her.

  16. My window looks out over the main road, I can look out now and guarantee the first random woman I see will be hotter than her.

  17. cc

    Is Maxim in financial trouble? The reason I ask is that stunts like this are what companies of all sorts resort to in a last ditch effort to stay afloat.

  18. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
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    Just. Fucking. Hideous.

  19. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    KingDoosher
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    Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeloosional.

  20. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    KingDoosher
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    Geenk sher da shink sharmp! Weeeeeeee!

  21. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    KingDoosher
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    What’s with her sore neck modus operandi? Is that punk? Are all of these millionaires punk? Why are we paying them anything for being self-deluded narcissistic attention demanding dumb-bells? Can we make them poor and get on with other things?

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    PJ Bandit
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    Mr. Bloomberg, the model for the redneck Statue of Liberty is here. In full makeup.

  23. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
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    She looks like a hillbilly Macy Gray.

  24. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, I was into Australian guys fer a while. Now I just follow the money, Daddy.”

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    Sandoucheky
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    “POP GAME BEAKMAN’S WORLD, Y’ALL!!”

  26. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    Kitty
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    She should have slicked her hair back… that hair is dumb

  27. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
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    Thanks, Fish, up until now I hadn’t realized how full of shit Maxim magazine is.

  28. Mama Pinkus

    I like the new Miley – she has grown up nicely!

  29. Skippy86

    Sorry just being thin dies not make you sexy and that face ruins what ever her body has.

  30. Pugiron

    Well she’s not fat so no surprise you don’t like her, you chubby-chasing moron.

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    Jason Suckasskiss
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    That’s a shitload of jizz in her hair….

  32. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    Jason Suckasskiss
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    Roxette

  33. Miley Cyrus MET Gala
    Hmmm
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    Reminds me – must clean the toilet tonight.

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