Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Even The Hottest Person At The Maxim HOT 100 Party

May 16th, 2013 // 57 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus at The Maxim HOT 100 Party where she was the guest of honor despite at least three other women looking as hot if not hotter than her because they didn’t wear a pantsuit. They also had much larger breasts which out of respect for Angelina Jolie I will neither confirm nor deny were a factor. In fact, if you ignore every single word written on this site every single day, I barely even notice women have them.

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus Maxim Hot 100 Party
    chikaty
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    Her hair reminds me of Zack Morris

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    elephantman
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    Hot? I say not!

  3. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    I presume the photogs just threw nuts in whichever direction they wished her to look in.

  4. Miley Cyrus Maxim Hot 100 Party
    The Most Interesting
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    “Good evening, moonpie. Liam said, ‘hells no’…”

  5. By ‘not the hottest’ you mean ‘most like a chipmunk that ran face-first into a wall’, right?

  6. Arianny Celeste Maxim Hot 100 Party
    DeucePickle
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    Well I guess being 4th hottest isn’t too bad

  7. Miley Cyrus isn’t the hottest person at her local Piggly Wiggly when she walks barefoot to buy various fried meat rinds in bulk.

  8. Arianny Celeste Maxim Hot 100 Party
    cc
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    Arianny’s behind is an inspiration to us all.

  9. Kendra Wilkinson Maxim Hot 100 Party
    cc
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    Oh please….as if.

  10. Miley Cyrus Maxim Hot 100 Party
    cc
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    So, having nice eyes is enough to get you on the Hot 100 I guess.

    • gwynth paltrow being voted most beautiful woman on people and now this talentless chipmunk being voted sexiest on maxim…just trying to appeal to the masses of average looking women so they can feel good about themselves.

      • Paltrow and Cyrus aren’t the most beautiful or the sexiest, but, they’re the most controversial. My looks may be average, my intellect isn’t.

      • Calvin

        Why talentless?? Gywneth is only an actress with only one hit song she ever sung, not a single album release..though Gywneth is a more famous actress..
        Miley on the otherhand, is an actress, singer and songwriter who released multiple albums and acted in a number of films and Hannah Montana TV series.. how is that talentless?? Tell me you are more talented than that.. I will really be laughing..

  11. Arianny Celeste Maxim Hot 100 Party
    Deacon Jones
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    None of you will believe me, but remember that Phillipino stripper I said I dated years ago? She looked just like this chick, except her skin was more of an olive/brown.

    Miss those days. But Im a happily married man now! (looks down at frowning penis)

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    cc
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    ‘So this girl walks into the stylist and says ‘I’d like to look like a bundt cake”

  13. Arianny Celeste Maxim Hot 100 Party
    cc
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    You know what’s depressing? I look pics of her and it doesn’t job a single memory from college.

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    seat filler
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    dang gurl you went and got all fancy with one of them fancy pant suits

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    John
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    she looked better with long hair, this is way too lesby

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    Cock Dr
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    Now what she needs is another big tattoo.

  17. Miley Cyrus Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    That short hair isn’t doing her any favours. She cute, but the other women are hotter.

  18. Miley Cyrus Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    Hmm. This isn’t a very flattering picture of her…

  19. Miley Cyrus Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    Hm, neither is this one…

  20. Miley Cyrus Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    Not this one either? Wha…

  21. Miley Cyrus Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    Now it makes sense… it’s not the pictures, she’s just not hot.

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    PS: I actually came to that conclusion many moons ago. Ha!

  23. I guarantee you that if you put Sofia Vergara next to Miley Cyrus and have men choose which one they would like to {fondle, kiss, screw, or stare at} it would be Sofia -99 out of 100 times. The one person picking Miley would be the guy from NAMBLA. Maxim loses all credibility.

  24. Kokocrisp

    This is the most fucked up #1 in the history of Maxim.

  25. Jack Lord

    Maxim got this one wrong.
    # 69, Manti Te’o's Fake Girlfriend, is WAY hotter than this chipmonk.
    Though she is hotter than # 76, Julia Roberts’s neice, Emma Roberts.

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    sparky
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    so, she figured this was the time to highlight her chin???

  27. Arianny Celeste Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    Later, they had Arianny stand next to Smiley Virus and declared her 100 times sexier than dang ol’ Smiley.

  28. Kendra Wilkinson Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    nice shoes!!!

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    There are tons of women out there who are prettier than Miley, but there is just something about her that makes her desirable, especially since she got her teeth fixed. Haven’t you ever had the yen to fuck you best buddy’s little sister?

  30. Pia Toscano Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    I think I’d let her Pia in my mouth!

  31. get serious

    Bucktoothed hillbilly chipmunks are not sexy. Her being on the list at all just proves that either there’s payola being paid or Maxim’s demographic is now twilight fans & teenage twinks…

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    Skeeter
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    She looks great. I’d like to tongue and bang her asshole. I bet it’s pristine.

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    Skeeter
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    Pia is the hottest chick in this group. I wish she were sitting on my face right now.

    What does she do? I vaguely remember her being on one of those karaoke shows a year or two ago.

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    Kay
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    She looks gorgeous. Maybe it’s because I’m a straight woman but I give her a 100+ style points. She’s confident, edgy, and beautiful.

  35. anonymous

    Maxim must be crap these days if they are picking Miley to be their No. 1 and only her and 3 other chicks show up to their party.

  36. Pia Toscano Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    cute and lovely skin

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    mark
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    Miley isn’t even the hottest chick at any mall in Southern California. What a joke.

  38. kery

    She is uglyyyyyyyyyyy!!

  39. Pia Toscano Maxim Hot 100 Party
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    yeeeeowww.

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    Ughh. Nice veneers.

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    Mr. E
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    Someone should use MIley’s collarbone to cut up some bread, ham, and cheese, make a sandwich and force-feed it to her

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    JustPlainLenny
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    She sings the National Anthem at all the (defending Stanley Cup Champion) L.A. Kings home games.

    Don’t know why she’s famous outside of that though…

  43. ballsack

    Like Maxim has any credibility left, look at all these 5/10′s!
    Famous =/= hot, Maxim has lost it’s way.

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    Oh..can 15 year old boys actually win that title?

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    Jamiroquai
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    Looks like her makeup artist forgot to apply makeup to the bottom of her face.. Weird

  46. Calvin

    She looked way hotter when she had long hair.. not with short hair..

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    Matthew
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    Miley gets no. 1 when fans vote, back when Maxim editors did it they let cartoon characters in. Hot 100 has always been a joke.

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