So Miley Cyrus Masturbates In Her New Video

December 23rd, 2013 // 39 Comments

Because The Miley Cyrus Overexposure Train stops for no holiday, Miley posted a preview of her video “Adore You” to Instagram over the weekend which clearly shows her reaching her down her pants, making the Baby Jesus cry. The Baby Jesus who she apparently hates because she’s releasing this thing the day after his birthday, so don’t expect screencaps of it here until Friday because I don’t care if she pulls the whole Duck Dynasty clan out of her noonerhole and beats them with Edward Snowden, the day after Christmas is when I lay on the floor rubbing my gifts all over my body. I’m very religious, don’t tread on me!

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  1. Goose

    Noonerhole. heh.

  2. What’s the fuss? If she isn’t getting cock let her masturbate in her new “Music” video. Right………

  3. Mohawk Disco

    Santa truly loves everyone! – said every latent gay pedophile in the world.

  4. Yawn

    Fish, this is boring. Tell me when someone catches her with a book – without pictures in it. That would be really scandalous.

  5. Cock Dr

    She should do a Playboy spread.
    The world needs to see all of Hannah Montana’s mysterious nooks, folds & crannies….and there won’t be anything left to bait us into watching her awful songs, unless she goes hardcore.

  6. Deacon Jones

    “Many Bothans died…to give us this information”

  7. Make sure you keep you midget nice and moist, and baste them them to be coocked at a nice 325 degrees for a even coat.

  8. She’s running out of ways to be “shocking.” What’s next? Autoerotic asphyxiation? We can only hope.

  9. Leylapants

    One more video before she takes a huge black dildo up the ass.

  10. It’s a Boxing day miracle! You ain’t gonna hear me complaining about 20 year olds diddling themselves on camera.

    I wanna know: does she squirt?

  11. So edgy. So brave.

    She’ll be “accidentally” flashing her anus inside of 2014 Q1

  12. She masturbates in a video, I masturbate in the shitter at work… to-may-to, to-mah-to.

  13. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Not half as interesting a Jennifer Lawrence and her butt plug story.

  14. Hopefully she uses a machete for a dildo.

  15. cc

    Can’t she just make a real video of this and get it over with?

    You know it’s coming.

  16. Garrett

    I wish Miley would just do a Playboy spread or a porno and get it over with!! We’ve practically seen her naked already … might as well make it legit. Than I can masturbate to her. YEAH!! :splurt:

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    Miley Cyrusis aslut
    Commented on this photo:

    All she needs is a beard and curlier hair, dyed black and her transformation to Billy Ray Cyrus is complete.

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    Herman Bumfudle
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    uuumm. that panty cum looks so #fucking beautiful #seriously lets #fuck

  19. Miley Cyrus Naked Wrecking Ball Music Video Terry Richardson
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    The whole wrecking ball things makes sense. She’s wrecking her career and making herself into a train wreck. Miley, just go do porn already and give yourself a break. Not that I would watch her in a porno since she is too hard to look at now.

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    mimcai
    Commented on this photo:

    She is messing up with her life. Wrecking it!!!!!Just stop the naked thing. What if kids saw these? That would not be good!!!!!!!1

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    mimi's husband
    Commented on this photo:

    STOP BEING CRAZY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!f**k!!!!!!

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    sillycon
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want her to use that tongue properly and lick my asshole clean already!! quit that teasin’ Gurl !!

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    sillycon
    Commented on this photo:

    Justin…you little fucktard….wipe off that lipstick!

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    Jody
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    Good job Mom and Dad!

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    Big Willie
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    Her ass is hungry, it’s eating her panties!

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    Big Willie
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    What a waste of time and skin!

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    Nadlley
    Commented on this photo:

    She have a good song but she doesn’t have a good boobs-kinda flat boobs, flat ass and flat body-shape. she also have the flat brain.

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    its sad that she swears that this is all helping her carrier! she has no body, no boobs, and that tongue always sticking out, its ridiculous thats now how a woman should behave and she is the worse example for a roll model, i would never let my nieces watch this garbage, listen to any of her songs or videos. i do nothing to promote this piece of garbage! her carrier should be over real soon watch!

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    Shelby
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    I kind of get a little bit of a Clock work Orange vibe from this.

    Although, not nearly as appealing as the original.

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