So Miley Cyrus Masturbates In Her New Video

The Superficial / December 23, 2013

Because The Miley Cyrus Overexposure Train stops for no holiday, Miley posted a preview of her video “Adore You” to Instagram over the weekend which clearly shows her reaching her down her pants, making the Baby Jesus cry. The Baby Jesus who she apparently hates because she’s releasing this thing the day after his birthday, so don’t expect screencaps of it here until Friday because I don’t care if she pulls the whole Duck Dynasty clan out of her noonerhole and beats them with Edward Snowden, the day after Christmas is when I lay on the floor rubbing my gifts all over my body. I’m very religious, don’t tread on me!