Marc Jacobs’ Photographer Refused To Shoot Miley Cyrus For Spring Campaign

Because apparently there’s still more vagina blood to be squeezed out of her – And I’m done making analogies. That will never happen again. – Marc Jacobs made Miley Cyrus the face of his Spring 2014 collection which went over really well with his longtime collaborator Juergen Teller. And by really well I mean he went, “You can go fuck yourself. I’m not shooting that.” WWD reports:

Not everyone in Jacobs’ camp seems to share his opinion, though. Jacobs usually works on collection campaigns with Juergen Teller, but this season’s choice of Sims, who shot the recent beauty campaign, had a simple explanation. “I have worked with Juergen for years and love him as an artist,” Jacobs said. “He just didn’t want to shoot her.”

When reached for comment, Miley’s usual photographer Terry Richardson couldn’t believe what he was hearing. “He knows if you give her coke, she takes her clothes off, right? How does a photographer not know that? Coke, clothes off, boom. It ain’t rocket science. Now give me your tampon. Uncle Terry needs his tea.”

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