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Because it apparently takes 24 hours to edit Miley Cyrus twerking on a horse, here’s her MTV Unplugged performance with Madonna that aired last night. And if anyone wants to start throwing around the word “demonic,” maybe start here because as soon as I finished watching this, a faceless baby floated in front of me and asked why I drove its mommy to that clinic. Granted, it left after seeing my Star Wars figures and realizing it clearly made a mistake, but you should’ve seen the way it laughed when it saw some of them were in authentic movie poses. Fucking evil.

Here’s the Madonna part:

And whatever the fuck this is:

Photos: Getty

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  1. Miley Cyrus Bra Denim Plaid Bodysuit Giant Horse Midget Madonna MTV Unplugged
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    In a Very Special Episode this Tuesday at 9, Mr. Ed finally gets Carol to open up — in more ways than one.

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    dirtdog
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    Beiber?

  3. Miley Cyrus Bra Denim Plaid Bodysuit Giant Horse Midget Madonna MTV Unplugged
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    I thought he was in Toronto

  4. Miley Cyrus Bra Denim Plaid Bodysuit Giant Horse Midget Madonna MTV Unplugged
    polk
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    Beiber with Boobs

  5. Madonna, Miley and Sarah Jessica Parker share the stage for a magical night of highbrow entertainment

  6. Cock Dr

    I wish that Madonna had just promptly slurped all of pumpkinhead’s vital fluids and been done with it. It’s cruel to play with your meal before eating it.

  7. Lord Helmet

    Don’t know if she’s so stupid she doesn’t realize what she’s doing is just awful. Or so arrogant (and stupid) as to think if she does it long enough people will like it. But I can’t wait for her pro-Bieber ballad to hit the charts. That will be a classic.

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    I’ll never eat at a picnic table again.

  9. Miley Cyrus Bra Denim Plaid Bodysuit Giant Horse Midget Madonna MTV Unplugged
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    Of course they have a midget, or whatever the PC term is today.

    • CLJ

      “Little person” is too hard to remember? Surely you hear it on TV, on the radio, and in public. Or you’re just ignorant.

      • Or i don’t care. I clear 6 foot. Whatcha gonna do?

      • CLJ

        So, ignorant. Have a great day.

      • At least we both agree that trotting out the “little person” with cone tits for your barnyard circus side show is classy as fuck. AS FUCK.

      • Trailer Park Whore

        I totally read that last part in Ricky’s voice

      • malaka

        not to be completely insensitive, but it wasn’t very long ago that words like negro, colored and oriental were used to describe people.

        those words, in the right context are still considered to be acceptable.

        it is not my intention to insult offend or disrespect anyone,
        its just that it was also common to use the words dwarf, midget or physically retarded as perfectly legitimate ways to describe
        little people.

        personally, i think that retarded is both the most funny and the most offensive.
        that being said, its a real word with pretty clear definitions.
        e.i. fire retardant, or marijuana studies have proven to retard the spread of cancer.

        still, words are just symbols and have no meaning until we give them meaning.

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    Did this happen in Branson, MO? Where is the jap fiddle player or Jerkoff Smirnov with some “In Russia…” jokes?

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    catapostrophe
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    I wonder how much the audience members were paid.

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    The Dude
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    Yikes.

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    Wilbur Post
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    I believe this is how Catherine the Great died.

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    George P. Burdell
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    Matthew Broderick is trying to figure out how to turns his wife’s experimentation with a Miley into his first sexual experience with a girl since the last surrogate mom.

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    Cock Dr
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    This is what you do 2 sell the product.
    Apparently it works.

  16. Jade

    Thank you Madonna and Miley for the PSA about how inappropriate it is for a 55 year old woman to be grinding up on a 21 year old. The masses appreciate your message.

  17. Miley Cyrus resembles SpongeBob’s squirrel friend Sandy Cheeks more and more each day. The resemblance is breathtaking. The hootenanny photo confirms this.

  18. What do you get when you cross “Hee Haw” with Katherine the Great?

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    Art-Girl
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    I feel kinda bad for the guys in the band. They’ve probably spent years learning to play and working hard to break into the industry. Only end up on MTV playing second fiddle to some annoying little brat dressed like Dolly Parton, humping two guys in a horse costume.

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    Art-Girl
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    Anyone else remember when Clapton and Nirvana did MTV Unplugged? Remember them? Actual musicians, who carved out hard won careers based on their talent and dedication to their craft. Not slutty little shock artists, riding Daddy’s coattails and covering up their lack of talent by humping a horse’s face?

  21. cmonreally

    I clicked on the second video thinking, “There’s no way that it’s as bad as Fish is making it seem.”

    I was wrong. I was so, so wrong.

  22. Juano

    Plugged or unplugged, it is just a circus act.

    Both of them crave attention, for different reasons. Cyrus because she really thinks she’s got it, Madonna because she worries that she not longer had it.

  23. Miss. Kitty

    What’s up with her and all of these stuffed animals? Really, she’s obviously trying to attract pedophiles or is a furvert. Furthermore, a really horse would have been spooked by her and bit her in the ass.

  24. standard protocol as set forth in pop star handbook.
    -when former pop star is aging out of relevancy, find current popular attention getting pop star and do a concert or song or video with said current attention getting pop star in the hopes of acquiring newer younger fans.
    aging pop star should remember to act and perform and dangle tongue, wear grillz, and talk ghetto like younger pop star as enticement to new younger stupider fanbase.

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    J
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    I just don’t understand. Does she really think this is a good look?

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    Dr Plaid
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    Just Beiber’s crabs.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    the idea this gal thinks she is “empowering girls to be proud of their sexuality” is sickening – she is making a mockery of it

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    Harold Merkin
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    Looks like Professor Frink’s De-biggulator worked on Chloe Kardashian!

  29. Doris Day’s gonna cut a bitch if she sees this.

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    Ken
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    Ho-down

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    tela
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    that look is better than her tongue out.
    and that look is the the normal miley

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    Pickle430
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    xD Donkey punch

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    samwise
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    who is this boy?

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    Leslie
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    Well, there you have it. A prime example of White Trailer Trash. She is an embarressment to women everywhere. As well, her costume designer should be fired. She looks like a little boy who wants to be sexy girl. Obviously Miley has lost her voice, as I can’t see anyone really WANTING to look like this or wear those trashy costumes? There is sexy, and there is CHEAP. If you want t a cheap hotdog, go see the Miley Cyrus concert, I guess… I wouldn’t waste the money

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