Miley Cyrus Calls Performing With Madonna ‘Super Lame’
If you somehow haven’t heard by now, Miley Cyrus performed with Madonna for MTV Unplugged because truly we bear witness to the End of Days. (Forgive me, AJ McCarron, for I know not what I do.) Except keeping with her new tradition of pissing in the face of industry vets, Miley Cyrus is already done with this shit. Via HuffPost:
“So, it sounds super lame, but as a pop star it’s pretty cool performing with Madonna,” the 21-year-old said after singing a mash-up of Madonna’s 2000 track “Don’t Tell Me” and Cyrus’ hit “We Can’t Stop.” Cyrus spanks the 55-year-old Queen of Pop during the duet, which made Madonna’s Britney Spears kiss feel like it was way more than 10 years ago.
“I mean, I guess it’s cool, sort of, that Madonna wanted to do it even though she’s old and everyone’s into me now, but whatever, I’m like young and shit, you know? Although it is kind of nice to do her a favor. Like when you go over to your grandma’s house and help her do the dishes. Right, Madge-ina?”
“USURPER!” *spreads wings, unsheathes the ancient bloodsword Shalamonga, cleaves Miley in two*
(If that isn’t what actually happened, don’t tell me. I’m fragile right now.)
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