Miley Cyrus Loves Rebecca Black Now

April 4th, 2011 // 34 Comments

Last week, Miley Cyrus just assumed she’s Miley Cyrus and can say whatever the hell she wants about whoever the hell she wants, particularly Internet flash-in-the-pans like Rebecca Black. Except after saying, “You shouldn’t just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour,” Satan revealed himself by somehow causing Miley to walk back her statements at the Kids’ Choice Awards, according to E! News:

“I am a fan of Rebecca Black,” Cyrus assured us earlier today. “I love Rebecca Black. I just got misquoted. I think she’s great.”
The 18-year-old starlet is such a fan we may even be seeing a Miley rendition of Black’s hit song in the near future.
“I actually have this really embarrassing video that my sister has on her phone,” she says, “and I’m just waiting till the day that she puts it on YouTube. It’s me driving, singing Rebecca Black and my hands are not always on the wheel while I’m singing the song. Not so good.”

It appears I’ve underestimated this Rebecca Black… *stares out window of Death Star*

On a related, and equally terrifying note, I have to ask: With celebrities like Miley and Lindsay™ driving around like idiots, not to mention all the women and Asians, how are the streets of California not lined with severed limbs? And before everyone gets bent out of shape, true story: Just the other day I was at a four-way stop and watched a car try to turn left and go straight at the time. The driver? An Asian dude. Had it been a woman, my ghost would be typing this right now. Stereotypes save lives, folks.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. ThighHighs

    Why are people so afraid to say that chick sucks? We all know it, I wish someone in the public eye would just admit it. Life’s hard, why not learn it at 13.

  2. g-moonie

    “YOU DRIVE THAT WAY IN TIANANMEN SQUARE, BITCH!?!”

    Gotta love those Ari nuggets…..

  3. Misquoted my ass

    Rebecca Black sucks; but Miley Hope-Charity Cyrus is nothing but fucking bitch.

    • The Critical Crassness

      News flash idiot, the quote was an answer to a question from an Ausralian interviewer regarding Jusitn Beiber and how hard he had worked after “Youtube” to get where he was at. Rebecca Black’s name was never mentioned except in the rehashed version posted by the always truthful blog-bitches at Hollywood Life. Too bad, that you like they, posted crap about someone without fact checking first.
      Sarcasm is one thing outright hostility and lies is just cyber-bullying, period.

      • Trololo

        Hey buddy. Shut up. Quit flaming on the fucking page at people who comment. Got a problem, get your lazy ass off this topic and go send an email to the runners of this website. Fuck off.

  4. LJ

    So Miley suddenly realized that the fans who like Internet sensations like Rebeca Black are the same ones that buy her crap.

    Brittany, Miley, Rebeca…..the auto tune generation.

    But in a backhanded compliment Miley thinks that she can produce something better on her phone than the Rebeca Black video.

    Jealous much, bitch?

  5. Deacon Jones

    Having driven northbound on the NJ Turnpike in the AM for years in 6 lanes of “what the fuck?!” going 86 mph, I understand completely.

    You’re still going to piss people off with this one though, lol

  6. HappyGuy

    Did anyone hear about the Miley Cyrus blowup doll? Not a joke. Some guy created a Miley Cyrus blow up doll and they sold out in record time. She’s taking them to court, but they’re making so much money off the sale that they refuse to back down and are intending to sell more. Does anyone have a picture of the doll? That would be an awesome post for superficial!

  7. Someone just got a fresh coat of orange

  8. RoboZombie

    Man, I am still not sure about this basketball-headed Miley Cyrus…I mean, would I put it in or pull it out? Put it in or pull it out? In? Out? In…out…in…out..in…out…
    Uh oh.

  9. dpbefun

    I would do her…in the butt.

  10. Nora

    I guess she forgot where Bieber came from too. Maybe it’s time YouTube stopped allowing shitty teeny bopper music on its site.

  11. JC

    Miley criticizing YouTube tweens is like Lady Gaga saying she hates gay dudes. Only an idiot insults their own fan base.

  12. “We’re gonna need a bigger bandwagon!”

  13. the one

    yep, she’s a quick learner.
    SHE KNOWS HOW TO KISS AN *SS IN HOLLYWOOD, folks!!

  14. Rough, it takes a village

    Alright, who cut out the part where Mikey admit Rebecca Black will look sensational in a bikini when she comes of age? Must they censor everything these days?

  15. Oh good! If Miley covers it then they wont have to autotu…….

  16. “:…singing Rebecca Black and my hands are not always on the wheel while I’m singing the song. Not so good.”

    If she is implying what I think she is, she’s definitely a fan.

    • And here I thought only long-haul truck drivers rubbed one out behind the wheel. I learn something new on this site every day… up yours, Wikipedia!

  17. Wow, covering Friday already? What range. Why not just cover herself in honey and run through a den of bears instead.

  18. doh mah

    White people drive their cars faster and kill people because they’re such good drivers.

  19. Stephanie

    Statistic show women are better drivers :p other than that… keep the posts coming.

  20. Just a one cock-tease turns legal, the next piece of jail bait shows up. Ain’t life beautiful? Dibs on Rebecca Black in 2016!!!

  21. Nici

    women AND ASIANS?? really now why are yall assuming all asians drive bad?

  22. FuckYou

    Fuck you asshole. All asians and women cannot drive? You are probably an old, overweight bitch. Fuck off.

  23. HAHA

    Miley: What is this?! It’s complete Bullshit! Oh? What’s this? The retards who liked this shit constitute the entirety of my fanbase? Oh. In that case, Rebecca Black is amazing!

  24. Hank

    Rebecca Black sucks donkey balls! I don’t get why stupid people keep making her richer everyday, since she’s a talentless stupid young girl who should worry about school, family and other stuff…

  25. Liz

    guys are shitty drivers too, EVERYONE is cuz no one gives a damn to put down the phone, the ipod or the burrito and just freaking pay ATTENTION. so dont stereotype, EVERYONE is a shittyass driver

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