Here’s Miley Cyrus‘ new haircut which she decided to show off on Twitter because it’s not like she’s acting, singing or doing anything but living (literally) high off the Hannah Montana hog. Anyway, apparently she’s been waiting her whole life to look like a lesbian and her daddy finally got the little Dutch boy he’s always wanted, so fuck y’all:
- Never felt more me in my whole life ❤
- someone just told me im prettier than Miley Cyrus. ❤
- most successful Sally day EVER! ❤❤❤ I feel pretty ohhhh so pretty and gayyyy
- Miley talking about wanting to have short, Blonde hair like twiggy back when she was 15 years old :) http://t.co/hQetCQnm [Ed. Note: This was a retweet.]
- my dad @billyraycyrus used to tell me “opinions are are like ass holes every body has one” LOVE my hair ❤ feel so happy, pretty, and free
Except now comes the heart part where Miley Cyrus has to explain to Liam Hemsworth that she’s really in love with her best friend Eric Stoltz and the mom from Back to the Future is all wrong for him. And, yes, I just made a Some Kind of Wonderful reference because I’m old as shit.
Photo: Splash News
Roxette? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to insult Roxette.
what a cute little boy
who cares about her hair. SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!!
She’s not there yet. Give it a few years.
With this haircut they shoud have had Miley host the Roseanne Roast . The dyke who did didnt tell any jokes , only pushed her personal agenda .
Draco Malfoy will never die.
Is this a screen shot from the episode where Hannah goes undercover to bust up a white supremacist crime ring?
She is a giant step closer to being that inner “trailer park hillbilly hoe”
And also blended with Roadrunner and Wilson Phillips and a mushroom cloud.
WILSON PHILLIPS! Thank you!!! I was wondering what this reminded me of.
hehehe :D *High-fives Deryn*
Over at Amy Grindhouse there is a horrifying photo that shows that Miley’s hair grows all the way down the back of her neck!
I think they are supposed to shave the neck in those circumstances!
http://amygrindhouse.com/miley-cyrus-short-hair.html
She just has way too much time on her hands and is doing this for attention. Every time you hear news about this girl, it always has to do with her personal life. Since she’s not working much these days, she’s trying to do whatever she can to stay relevant. Liam Hemsworth is way too good for her, he belongs with someone classier and more talented like Jennifer Lawrence, now there’s a good hollywood couple!
Who knew Ricky Schroder was a style icon?
Her tweets sound like someone who’s trying to convince themselves they made the right decision
its the eva angelina look
That’s not a hair “do” , That is a hair “Don’t”.
Jesus… Britney Spears… TAKE TWO. LMFAO.
Miley looks like she stuck her head in a pencil sharpener and forgot to take it out! This haircut definitely does nothing for her facial features! In fact, it emphasizes just how long and pointy her chin is! Please get some extensions as soon as possible!
“The only things I care about in this goddamn life are me and my drums and you.”
ah shit son. How am I supposed to wang off to her pictures without thinking of justin beiber?
I’m sorry, but this cut looks like someone whacked up her hair with an egg beater.
She looks way hotter, like a cross between Tinkerbell and some skater punk chick. nyyyce….
And the Britnification continues.
My best friend / LEZZIE said “Oh she’s just bein’ Miley.”
Ok enough with the hair. Am I the only one noticing some weird neck growth hanging over the top of her sweater?
It’s called a throat, asshole.
She’s like the Diet Britney Spears.
I LOVE it! It’s edgy and cool, and I love that she doesn’t look like all the other cookie-cutter, over-vamped, unoriginal celebrities. It actually reminds me of Rihanna a little, who is gorgeous but not afraid to take risks. And guys, it’s 2012, lots of girls wear short hair (and, for that matter, drive trucks, play golf, make more money than you and have decided not to have children) – it doesn’t mean they’re gay.
skank
She looks like OCTOMOM from the nose down! it’s upper disturbing.
Super, even… Stupid auto correct.
What’s all the hubbub? Draco Malfoy was the hottest in all of Hogwarts. Admit it.
I suggest a full bath of spooge daily makes hair grow fast, its the protein.. I am sure she is all over this though
Oh hamburgers!
MILEY I HAVE ONE MAJOR QUESTIONS FOR YOU! WHY DIDN’T YOU GIVE YOUR STYLIST A DRUG TEST?
Cute sassy hairdo. The old one was dragging her down.This new look is fresh, fun and liberating. You go girl!
She went from like a 9 to a 5