Miley Cyrus Partied With Lindsay Lohan

October 29th, 2013 // 28 Comments
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For those of you keeping a silent vigil for the inevitable crash and burn of Miley Cyrus, there’s been a development. Page Six reports:

The tongue-waving twerk queen was seen at a Chelsea club with Magic Johnson’s son EJ Johnson and Andrew Warren when, a spy said, “Lindsay [Lohan] climbed over from her table next to the DJ booth to Miley’s table.”
Then, “The two immediately began whispering in the corner. From that point on, the two tables essentially became one.”
We hear LiLo’s crew included dreadlocked Ralph Lauren model Morgan O’Connor, who sources said has been seeing Lohan, but also looked like he hit it off with Miley on Saturday night. Cyrus and Lohan “stayed till just after 5 a.m.” and even left together.

In related news, just last week Frontline reported that we’ve reached “The End of Antibiotics, Period,” so there’s no way that’s a coincidence. The reapening is at hand! *slaps on HAZMAT suit, crucifix; switches to organic Frosted Flakes* Come at me, bro.

Photos: Terry Richardson

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  1. cc

    Holy fuck that Morgan O’Connor looks like a douchebag. What a surprise.

    In other news, Bolivia’s GDP is showing strong signs of growth.

  2. JC

    Actual conversation from their table:

    Miley: “What will it be like when I become you in a couple of years?”
    Lilo: “Everything itches. Even my brain.”

  3. Dox

    Whorevelation:
    “And when the chemical abomination meets with the tasteless slutamaton, the first of the seals shall be broken. Bear witness for the Whorepocolypse has begun.”

  4. ThisWillHurt

    They’re basically the same person, accept when Lindsay Lohan sticks her tongue out, the whole room smells like 100 proof vodka and rich person cum. Other than that, total twinsies.

  5. *checks fancy pocket watch”*

    Yep. Right on schedule.

  6. Lindsay Lohan looks, uh, different.

  7. Who the hell cares?

  8. Who Gives A Fuck!

    Yes, but were they canoodling?

  9. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    Herman Bumfudle
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    #fuck you’ve got me so in love with that beautiful little cunt.

  10. Miley Cyrus ass from the back in black shoes posing in a red thong leotard.
    Esol Esek
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    Whether she’s headed to oblivion is anyone’s guess. My guess is she prob isn’t. She’ll just fade away and grow up and write a book about being wild and being mature now. Occasionally, like on the Men show, I find her attractive, but her ass just isn’t meaty enough.
    She just doesnt have that much going on. Her face is decent, but again, very lesbian, just not exciting.

  11. Miley Cyrus wearing tie dye t-shirt smoking a blunt and cigarette at the same time.
    mark
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    What a dumb fuck.

  12. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    profoundwisdom
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    hes been dying for attention ever since selena dumped him

  13. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    whatever
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    I’d like to see her dad do this. You know, just for support. Do a little tongue out and peek-a-boo with his balls cupped like she has her breasts, wearing next to nothing, maybe some see through tank top, wink wink in the eye and like i said his tongue out as well. Then we’ll have equality, and all is well in the world. Support your daughter man.

    • KellyHaha

      He already is supporting her….haven’t you seen his new hip hop video? Gag. Its….umm…..interesting:?

  14. Miley Cyrus wearing a off the shoulder red jumpsuit pulling up the crotch section
    whatever
    Commented on this photo:

    She must have been like this all her life. People don’t just start doing this nudeness and rudeness out of the blue.
    She must have been a little girl who ran around the house refusing to wear clothes, and swearing like crazy, acting out, flipping out, and nobody ever tamed her. They just dressed her up for work and made her be some pretend-normal girl on a TV show. As soon as she came home she went nuts and threw her clothes off, that whole family is freaky. And now she thinks this is OK adult behaviour. This is far from any kind of normal behaviour. Her parents failed her badly in raising her, or even caring now. She is a endless embarrassment from a normal human standpoint. She is this wild animal who thinks it is OK to be a wild animal, and she thinks the rest of the adult world are just like her. Normal people are NOTHING like her.

  15. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    Ear ache
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    Should the mentally disturbed be showen half nude

  16. Miley Cyrus wearing a off the shoulder red jumpsuit pulling up the crotch section
    eeeeww
    Commented on this photo:

    “okay Miley, now pull your bottoms up high on that sweet little pussy, ya, that’s it, oh my dick is so hard, fawn i love my job!” I’m a perv posing as a photographer

  17. Miley Cyrus with her tongue out holding a empty blue Arizona tea can over her crotch.
    muah
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    cum shot on terries knee, nice

  18. Miley Cyrus wearing tie dye t-shirt smoking a blunt and cigarette at the same time.
    Bryan
    Commented on this photo:

    wanked to some of these pics

  19. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    Commented on this photo:

    She is the prefect girl for a Bi guy she can look like a boi and a girl and bonus she has a pussy but I bet she likes in in the ass also

  20. Miley Cyrus topless in black hosery with her nipple slipping out
    Commented on this photo:

    Great ass Miley

  21. Miley Cyrus ass from the back in black shoes posing in a red thong leotard.
    Commented on this photo:

    Great ass would love to fuck it

  22. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    william zabel
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    There isn’t enoug drugs or alcohol to make me want to hit that, especially after daddy done hit that. Eww, I do not take sloppy seconds. Especially after the guy that hit that should not have been within a hundred miles of that.

    Hey, I wonder if Liam ever got to hit that? Maybe that is why we don’t see him anymore, too many flashbacks.

  23. Miley Cyrus ass from the back in black shoes posing in a red thong leotard.
    samwise
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    I believe there is supposed to be an ass for the thong to slip in between, sadly this is just a flat plateau.

  24. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    KellyHaha
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    Um HI Mileys nipple….I’m Kelly…..Nice to meet you. *Peek-A-Boo I See You*

  25. Popstar miley cyrus posing with a Arizona tea can covering her mouth.
    Couldn't Be Sleazier
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    Is that a wet spot on the front of her crotch in #9 ??

  26. Miley Cyrus topless and covering her nipples while her camel toe shows through her lace black lace tights
    Andrew
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    Achy Breaky Hymen ?

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